...in the middle of fucking someone else, how would you react?

12/2/2009 1:06:04 PM

violently

12/2/2009 1:06:29 PM

my head asplode

12/2/2009 1:06:30 PM

join in.

j/k.

12/2/2009 1:06:30 PM

kick to the balls

kick to the ovaries

12/2/2009 1:07:27 PM

scream and run out

12/2/2009 1:07:40 PM

Another girl? JOIN IN LIKE A MOFUCKA

Another guy? KICK SOME ASS

12/2/2009 1:08:02 PM

turn on my jambox and start break dancing

12/2/2009 1:08:45 PM

bloodbath

there would be one

12/2/2009 1:09:12 PM

GET THE CHAINSAW OUT!

*starts beatboxing

12/2/2009 1:10:50 PM

I'd probably go Lorenna Bobbit on his ass

and go Nip/Tuck on the chick and cut her ta-tas off

[Edited on December 2, 2009 at 1:11 PM. Reason : Can't forget the homewrecker]

12/2/2009 1:11:16 PM

Depends

Are they fucking at my place or did I walk into her place and find them?

12/2/2009 1:11:47 PM

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"turn on my jambox and start break dancing"

Oh, God....I am in tears laughing

12/2/2009 1:12:14 PM

lunak has the most realistic answer imo

12/2/2009 1:12:51 PM

The CORRECT answer for the ladies is:

Hit him in the head with a 7 iron, smash out the window of his Escalade and chase him down the driveway

12/2/2009 1:14:10 PM

is it a girl or a guy
these things are important

12/2/2009 1:14:41 PM

^^ haha, no that's just for when you hear about the affair, not witness it

[Edited on December 2, 2009 at 1:15 PM. Reason : .]

12/2/2009 1:14:54 PM

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"is it a girl or a guy these things are important"

The opposite sex of you SO.

12/2/2009 1:15:28 PM

it would be like an episode of cheaters

12/2/2009 1:16:48 PM

Quote :

"violently"

12/2/2009 1:17:04 PM

^^so somone gets stabbed?

12/2/2009 1:18:55 PM

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"The opposite sex of you SO."

I think you meant "the same sex as YOU".

(if you are a male homosexual, you would have a stronger reaction if your SO was sleeping with another male than with a female)

12/2/2009 1:20:04 PM

Aha, my brass knuckles would be cracking some bones

12/2/2009 1:21:26 PM

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"^^so somone gets stabbed?"

either that or a goat & masquarade party would be involved

12/2/2009 1:23:04 PM

hope they didn't see me then call cheaters

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12/2/2009 1:23:40 PM

I'd like to try and sneak in with a vid cam and catch me flying across the bedroom with a Hogan Leg Drop on dudeguy's head. Then open hand slap my SO across the face.

12/2/2009 1:23:52 PM

dude Pikey, OEP just called you gay

12/2/2009 1:25:09 PM

I would laugh at them, call her a slut, tell the dude to grow up, and would never speak to her again.

12/2/2009 1:25:14 PM

depending on the girl, ask if I can join, or say "Gitchu some!" and then walk out.

12/2/2009 1:26:27 PM

The opposite sex of your SO = significant other. (IE = same sex as you) (assuming you are not gay)

12/2/2009 1:27:51 PM

violently while snotting and crying.

I am a crazy-ass bitch.

12/2/2009 1:30:26 PM

crime of passion

involving testicles and boobs

12/2/2009 1:31:53 PM

^ lol that one made me giggle a little

12/2/2009 1:32:20 PM

Probably break something valuable in the room while yelling, glare at them menacingly for a moment, then get my shit and leave.

[Edited on December 2, 2009 at 1:36 PM. Reason : Assuming this was at her place. At my place I would break something less valuable and make them gtfo]

12/2/2009 1:35:10 PM

stick it in his ass and call him a fag

12/2/2009 1:37:20 PM

Id probably say:

Quote :

"I hope you wrapped it up Bro, I just found out I got Herpes!!!!!!"

then walk out

12/2/2009 1:37:35 PM

12/2/2009 1:38:24 PM

two words: silly string

12/2/2009 1:40:36 PM

What I would like to think would happen:

Grab the guy by the face, shove my thumbs in his eye sockets, and beat his brains out against the wall like in 28 Days Later, followed by giving the bitch a black eye and kicking her out (regardless of whose place it was).

What would actually happen:

Leave in shocked silence, go to place with booze, drink booze, mutter something general about bitches, drink more.

12/2/2009 1:47:06 PM

Quote :

"turn on my jambox and start break dancing"

Quote :

"stick it in his ass and call him a fag"

These two are winners.

12/2/2009 1:47:22 PM

Taking a shotgun and blow my own brains out all over their naked writhing bodies would probably leave a lasting impression too. Maybe not on me, obv, but def on them.

12/2/2009 1:49:30 PM

make a thread on TWW

12/2/2009 1:50:07 PM

Cry, use tears as lubricant while I furiously masturbate.

12/2/2009 1:56:54 PM

^ using tears as lubricant is not so bad... Pikey up there ^^^ wants his brains to be used as lubricant by the guy banging his chick

12/2/2009 2:33:37 PM

fuck slitting her throat, cut this bitch's head off !

12/2/2009 2:34:51 PM

fap.

12/2/2009 2:34:55 PM

Film it and then run an excruciating play-by-play afterwards.

12/2/2009 2:44:14 PM

Watch. Maybe join in.

12/2/2009 2:55:15 PM

It would end badly for everyone involved.

12/2/2009 2:58:52 PM

hahaha, i thought this thread was still the 'masturbating' parody. The replies didn't make sense at all

12/2/2009 2:59:45 PM