I dont know about anyone else, but I can't wait for this show. The comic relief that will be associated with this show will be priceless.

12/2/2009 6:41:37 PM

hey ben

12/2/2009 6:54:48 PM

I hope Tommy cheeseballs makes a guest appearance. It will bring a new level of douchiness to the show.

12/2/2009 7:39:30 PM

Get out of the way....deez is muy cheeeezbouls!

12/2/2009 7:42:50 PM

there should be a running count for who uses the most hair products between the men and women for the entire show. i would be curious to see who won that.

12/2/2009 9:32:35 PM

I feel as though this show will diminish my soul in some way...

12/3/2009 2:12:02 AM

Quote :

"there should be a running count for who uses the most hair products between the men and women for the entire show. i would be curious to see who won that."

no need cause it will be the guys who'll win by far

12/3/2009 7:41:26 AM

[Edited on December 3, 2009 at 9:35 AM. Reason : fist-pumpin' like champs Ø]

12/3/2009 9:35:11 AM

I will be Tivo'ing this.

12/3/2009 10:00:05 AM

trash like this keeps getting made because there is always trash around to watch it

12/3/2009 10:14:26 AM

What are you saying, Lokken?

12/3/2009 10:18:15 AM

i think it is pretty evident what Lokken is saying

12/3/2009 10:36:36 AM

12/3/2009 11:36:34 AM

Fist pumpin' like YEAH!

12/3/2009 11:56:19 AM

everyone, including me, hates on the guidos, but you gotta admit, they are having a lot of fun in their own guido world
when you're in that world, who cares what other people think

12/3/2009 12:31:07 PM

Lee Hotti mother fuckers. Respect.


http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/lee-hotti-and-friends

12/3/2009 12:37:32 PM

^^I'll admit dem guidettes would GET IT HARD.

12/3/2009 12:38:11 PM

i literally laughed out loud at this

12/3/2009 12:47:27 PM

"The situation"


hahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

12/3/2009 3:12:45 PM

2-hr fist pumping episode tonight. I am going to be sitting in front of my tv watching with a nice glass of muscle milk.

12/3/2009 3:26:27 PM

does TWC show MTV in HD

I havent watched the channel in years, but this intrigues me

12/3/2009 3:46:21 PM

so fucking pumped for this

12/3/2009 3:51:45 PM

^^ no i don't think so

12/3/2009 5:00:41 PM

so far extremely funny

12/3/2009 10:57:15 PM

the little midget girl is funny!

12/3/2009 11:28:24 PM

fact, it only takes an object traveling at 9mph to break a nose.

12/3/2009 11:49:07 PM

Quote :

"dude Ill cut your hair while your sleeping"

12/3/2009 11:54:45 PM

i'm lollin pretty hard watching this show

12/4/2009 1:19:50 AM

I seriously don't know how I feel about this show

12/4/2009 2:20:16 AM

i'm glad i didnt subject myself to this pure shit that passes as entertainment

12/4/2009 7:34:12 AM

I'm a big fan...I haven't watched one of these show in forever so I'm not sure how the show progresses from here...I don't think people get voted out...is it just basically their day-in day-out drama, or is there some kind of end game here ?

I was surprised that I didn't straight up hate any of the dudes...based on their intros, Vinnie was the only one I thought I could stand, but none of them seem to be total jerkoffs

I do wish they had gotten one totally out of place character, like a pig shit farmer from NC, to throw a wrench into the mix


and and the obligatory girl ranking thus far:

1. Sweetheart
2. JWow
3. Snickers
4. Anjelica

[Edited on December 4, 2009 at 10:24 AM. Reason : x]

12/4/2009 10:24:02 AM

I found myself mesmerized in the douchery that was on my screen. I think Gawker.com put it best:
http://gawker.com/5418297/meet-the-cast-of-jersey-shore

We've got our hair gel all packed, let's introduce ourselves to our virtual housemates.

Angelina "Jolie"
Age: 22
Hometown: Staten Island, New York
Relationship Status: Has a boyfriend who she is faithful to.
Claim to Fame: Claims to be the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island. Wait, is she Angelina Jolie or Kim Kardashian? We're confused.
Love or Hate: We love her when she's KK, and hate her when she's Angie.

Jenni "J-Wow"
Age: 23
Hometown: Franklin Square, New York
Relationship Status: She has a boyfriend, but that doesn't stop her.
Claim to Fame: Absolutely no self control.
Love or Hate: We love sluts!

Nicole "Snookie"
Age: 21
Hometown: Marlboro, New York
Relationship Status: Single and actively looking.
Claim to Fame: She "invented the freakin' poof!"
Love or Hate: We love her like we love Kim's wig from Real Housewives of Atlanta. "I invented the freakin' poof" is officially the hottest new catch phrase.

b]Sammy "Sweetheart"[/b]
Age: 22
Hometown: Hazlet, New Jersey
Relationship Status: Recently single.
Claim to Fame: Has both castmates Mike and Ronnie chasing after her.
Love or Hate: We love bitches, we hate sweethearts.

Mike "The Situation"
Age: 27
Hometown: Staten Island, New York
Relationship Status: Single, oh so single.
Claim to Fame: Got his nickname because his abs are so ripped they are a "situation."
Love or Hate: We hate that we love him.

DJ Ronnie D
Age: 28
Hometown: Johnston, Rhode Island (named after Levi)
Relationship Status: Surprisingly single.
Claim to Fame: Not only is he R.I.'s most famous DJ, but he has a tanning bed in his house and he does his hair twice a day.
Love or Hate: As the ultimate stereotypical guido, we love him practically without irony.

Ronnie
Age: 23
Hometown: Da Bronx, biatch
Relationship Status: Adamantly single, possibly gay.
Claim to Fame: Is the number one brawler in the house.
Love or Hate: The faux-hawk makes us hate. Sorry. The same thing happened to David Beckham back in 2001. Also, it ups your gay quotient by a factor of 10.

Vinnie
Age: 21
Hometown: Staten Island, New York
Relationship Status: Ladies love him, but he's single!
Claim to Fame: He's a momma's boy. Aww.
Love or Hate: We just want to pinch his cheeks and caress his perfectly sculpted eyebrows.

12/4/2009 10:26:34 AM

"Snookie" has to be at the bottom of the list as far as the ladies in the house go!

12/4/2009 11:51:46 AM

No way, I think she'd be fun as hell to pound out

reminds me of the porn star Cherokee

12/4/2009 11:56:58 AM

IF i had to choose 1 of the broads, Sammy would be my girl

12/4/2009 1:32:14 PM

i didn't realize until a few minutes ago (i decided to watch this bc of this thread) that people actually liked the title guido and thought of it as a positive

12/4/2009 1:45:33 PM

still doesnt mean you can run around jersey yellin

"i thought i'd see more quidos"

when there were 8 blowbacks within earshot

12/4/2009 1:51:43 PM

aaaahahahahah

12/4/2009 1:53:03 PM

10/10 entertainment

"The Situation" had me lolling

12/4/2009 4:29:13 PM

yall see the preview? one of the dudes smashes that snickers girl face :/

12/5/2009 1:50:54 AM

i just have a hard time bringing myself to watch this show. all those guidos know people make fun of them, and they don't even care. sure you can laugh at them on the show, but it's like they win no matter what.

12/5/2009 1:59:20 AM

Dominoes Pizza pulled it tv ad from this show lol

12/5/2009 2:31:14 AM

^^^she gets hit pretty good too


my roomie and I rewinded that shit a ton, laughing our asses off

that sammi girl is a dumbass and gets played by that giant meathead


out of all of them I like the situation the best just because that shit is funny


oh and fuck angelina for being a hypocritical cock blocking whore

12/5/2009 1:52:44 PM

I want to pound out angelina

12/5/2009 2:52:47 PM

Guidtacular!

Those accents are like nails on the chalkboard for me.

12/5/2009 3:08:04 PM

So doesn't MTV just call it, Real World: Jersey Shore?

12/5/2009 6:14:13 PM

Quote :

"1. Sweetheart 2. JWow 3. Snickers 4. Anjelica"

1. sweet
2. anjel (she is a huge bitch, but kinda hot)
3. jwow (her face is just garbage)

snickers doesnt make the rankings. ugly AND short, 2 counts against her.

12/5/2009 6:51:04 PM

how many std's occurred during this show? 3?

12/6/2009 4:32:25 PM

"The Situation" looks like Pauly Shore


not attractive at all.

Snookie seems to have multiple personality disorder...I busted out when the other girls were trying to get the random chicks out of the house and yelling at them...Snookie was like "They're talking about me out there, I already apologized wah wah wah"...I was like

12/6/2009 9:03:25 PM

I just downloaded it.
Cant wait to watch it !

12/7/2009 8:32:43 AM