Inspiration: learning that [user]mambagirl[/user] is a High School Teacher (subject?)

Nominate your favorite twwer below for new teaching positions:
- lafta

12/6/2009 11:24:56 PM

BubbleBobble, th3oretecht, SaabTurbo.

12/6/2009 11:25:59 PM

hoops malone

12/6/2009 11:26:35 PM

wake county
potato salad

12/6/2009 11:28:18 PM

I'll teach revisionist history and coach volleyball.

12/6/2009 11:30:37 PM

I'll teach Computer class and coach the soccer team




and by teach computer class, I mean teach the kids how to be discrete about doing illegal shit online

12/6/2009 11:39:34 PM

Believe it or not, I think I really would like to teach a computer class. It's inexcusable for anyone to graduate high school and not know how to rape the internet of its knowledge.

[Edited on December 6, 2009 at 11:41 PM. Reason : Cough I mean reap. I'd still coach volleyball.]

12/6/2009 11:41:14 PM

lemme get a little more specific...

I'll teach phys ed

scud: the hot technology teacher who also does yearbook and all the girls drool over

kiljadn: the hot computer teacher/soccer coach who all the girls drool over

FroshKiller: english

Sonia: the librarian

EMCE: the principle who all the single MILFs want to get with

ambrosia1231: sex ed

billytalent: guidance counselor

mambagrl: janitor

[Edited on December 6, 2009 at 11:46 PM. Reason : .]

12/6/2009 11:43:46 PM

message_topic.aspx?topic=464347

12/6/2009 11:43:51 PM

actually now that I think about it, I think that Big4Country would make an awesome English teacher, and he could be a Debate Club sponsor as well as the soccer coach.



He's a much better soccer coach than I could ever be.

12/6/2009 11:46:46 PM

12/6/2009 11:47:33 PM

seriously though... id be a science/physics teacher...

12/6/2009 11:51:49 PM

me too

[Edited on December 6, 2009 at 11:52 PM. Reason : math/physics/programming]

12/6/2009 11:52:16 PM

I'll take music history

that's the only subject that could hold my interest for the amount of time I'd be a teacher

12/6/2009 11:53:43 PM

No no no...even better make Big4Country the Girls Volleyball coach

12/6/2009 11:53:50 PM

Ill take Wood Shop or Cooking 101

12/6/2009 11:56:30 PM

Quote :

"actually now that I think about it, I think that Big4Country would make an awesome English teacher, and he could be a Debate Club sponsor as well as the soccer coach. He's a much better soccer coach than I could ever be."

I'm a history major. If I would ever teach that would have to be the topic. I could teach sports history.



1950 FIFA World Cup: USA 1 England 0

12/6/2009 11:58:55 PM

That's right.

12/6/2009 11:59:52 PM

^Yes it is!

12/7/2009 12:01:27 AM

well, if we are talking about specifics, I would be an art history teacher. I only say that bc Big4 said he would teach sports history

12/7/2009 12:03:15 AM

Quote :

"ambrosia1231: sex ed"

That's just cruel.

I nominate zxappeal to teach auto shop.

12/7/2009 12:04:36 AM

and I want to coach softball

and have everyone questions my sexuality

12/7/2009 12:07:29 AM

12/7/2009 12:10:05 AM

vinylbandit band, music appreciation, music history or literature

ambrosia1231 sex ed

BigHitSunday wrestling coach

McDanger mathmatics, statistics

is there a position that teaches kids how to get paid to spend half their day on the crapper? If so Mr. Joshua

12/7/2009 12:13:57 AM

what a shitty position that'd be

12/7/2009 12:14:24 AM

wait is there a class on sweet talkin the ladies... I could teach that

12/7/2009 12:18:44 AM

I would also like to head up the diversity council

12/7/2009 7:45:23 AM

Shit I would like to teach in high school:

Chemistry
Calculus
World/European History

And I'm coaching some fucking football kids

12/7/2009 8:07:57 AM

Does mambagrl teach the elective Internet Trolling or perhaps AP Talking Without Research?

12/7/2009 8:29:29 AM

no wonder kids are worthless dumbshits today.

12/7/2009 8:57:57 AM

Well what do you expect? There are hardly any incentives to become a teacher.

12/7/2009 9:18:38 AM

<--Earth Science

12/7/2009 9:39:37 AM

<------drama/acting please

12/7/2009 9:45:20 AM

what is my position?

12/7/2009 9:51:25 AM

Quote :

"I'll teach revisionist history and coach volleyball."

wins

12/7/2009 9:59:37 AM

ddk - photography

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

12/7/2009 10:01:37 AM

I actually did my student teaching in Wake County.

English, guys.

12/7/2009 11:16:30 AM

When I grow up I'm going to be a Chemistry teacher. I hope no one is concerned about that.

12/7/2009 11:34:10 AM

After dealing with HS seniors, I decided that I was in the wrong profession. I never even taught a full year. I did a stint working as an instructor for several remedial educational services and then got into working as a professional nanny. When I'm ready to rejoin the workforce, I'm probably going to look for a job with the CDSA (early intervention) or add an early childhood certificate onto my license.

I'm sure plenty of people find it worrisome that I work with children because of my less than cuddly and sweet nature, but believe it or not, kids like me.

12/7/2009 11:40:57 AM

looks like we'll have a bunch of kids confused about chemistry...

12/7/2009 12:54:42 PM

^

12/7/2009 12:55:28 PM

u mad?

12/7/2009 1:01:20 PM

<--------------- art teacher

12/7/2009 1:02:00 PM

^^ nahhhh

12/7/2009 1:03:00 PM

yeh right. u mad.

12/7/2009 1:03:27 PM

i checked the begonias post for the script

12/7/2009 1:03:59 PM

12/7/2009 1:10:48 PM

12/7/2009 1:11:43 PM

12/7/2009 1:12:26 PM

^^I mean... you have solid future plans so it's just obvious that you help others strive for greatness

^

[Edited on December 7, 2009 at 1:13 PM. Reason : es for everyone]

12/7/2009 1:13:17 PM