related to a mutual interest of oursonly to be discussing said mutual interest in an email exchange with her, and have her say that she used to have said item and got rid of it because it was essentially worthless other than the initial entertainment value she once got from buying it herself a long time ago. can't wait till she opens it and remembers her email.xmas failgood thing i got her something else she will actually like and i know she doesnt have.
12/15/2009 1:04:18 PM
12/15/2009 1:06:02 PM
what?
12/15/2009 1:06:23 PM
wat?
12/15/2009 1:06:43 PM
With 10 days to go, why dont you return said item and get something different?
its already at her apartment sitting under her tree... she sent the email last night, it arrived under her tree late last week.[Edited on December 15, 2009 at 1:07 PM. Reason : .]
12/15/2009 1:07:09 PM
get her a smiley face
12/15/2009 1:07:28 PM
bitches love smiley faces.and textin'
12/15/2009 1:07:47 PM
12/15/2009 1:07:54 PM
i think it's wrong to make fun of retarded children, but that image makes me laugh anyway
12/15/2009 1:09:20 PM
this is sure to create some awkwardness when she opens it
12/15/2009 1:10:01 PM
I got the girl i started seein... nothing... yet. I guess I should get on that.
12/15/2009 1:10:21 PM
this sounds like he might have gotten her a sex toy.
12/15/2009 1:10:52 PM
quagmire I feel the exact same way. LOL
12/15/2009 1:11:10 PM
I wish I had a gf to buy a xmas gift for...
12/15/2009 1:11:44 PM
Take it anyways. Be like OH WAIT I FORGOT TO DO SOMETHING CAN I BORROW IT
12/15/2009 1:11:45 PM
^^^^i wrote it that way slightly intentionally[Edited on December 15, 2009 at 1:12 PM. Reason : .]
12/15/2009 1:12:06 PM
Pikey would you like to date, so you can buy me a present?
12/15/2009 1:12:35 PM
If you wanted to, you could fix this, but you just want to whine about it.Is it one of those giant king kong dildos that have the suction cup so you can stick it to the shower wall?[Edited on December 15, 2009 at 1:14 PM. Reason : .]
12/15/2009 1:13:04 PM
actually i think its going to be hilarious so i wanted to share a situation i found humorous from my life.
12/15/2009 1:14:21 PM
Divababy, would you put out? In return, I would need for you to take my virginity.
12/15/2009 1:18:41 PM
this sounds like something i'd have happen
12/15/2009 1:36:25 PM
so what is it?
12/15/2009 1:36:59 PM
12/15/2009 1:46:35 PM
Pikey, I do put out and have a stack of Vcards if you'd like to add yours to it. LOL
12/15/2009 1:47:29 PM
it went over well and was hilarious as expected.dildos are so funny.
12/20/2009 8:03:36 PM
I must be doing it wrong, I was going to get her a bottle of Glenmorangie
12/20/2009 8:07:47 PM
Is this thread about a butt plug?
12/20/2009 8:10:41 PM
This thread sucks.
12/20/2009 9:44:47 PM
oh yeah
12/20/2009 9:48:11 PM