AND THE FUCKING THING WASN'T OPENED THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE LAST STRAW
12/19/2009 6:51:16 PM
Prelude to domestic violence ITT
12/19/2009 6:52:06 PM
I'D GIVE THAT WOMAN A FIRM REPRIMANDINGFOLLOWED BY SUCCINCT INSTRUCTIONS REGARDING RETRIEVING SAID BOTTLE OPENER
12/19/2009 6:53:14 PM
you should throw the bottle at her.
12/19/2009 6:53:18 PM
i'm drinking one right now, its splendid
12/19/2009 6:54:41 PM
i'm going to write a stern letter to my congressman notifying him of this vile misdeed. that will show her.
sam winter makes me happy
12/19/2009 7:29:47 PM
12/19/2009 7:43:44 PM
oh the comedy
12/19/2009 8:35:01 PM
Women are like dogs - it all in how well you train them The failure is you.
12/19/2009 8:37:53 PM
If there was a wife whisperer would you want him to come to your house? Cause I'm pretty sure he would end up fucking her in the process.
12/19/2009 8:43:52 PM
i just got myself a cherry wheat and sat down
12/20/2009 8:30:44 PM
^AHAHA
12/20/2009 8:38:36 PM