bodymassage Starting Lineup 72 Posts user info edit post |
Stop here if you are offended by discussion of intimate feminine issues. I would really rather this thread be Lounge-style because I'm legitimately curious but I fear it's more appropriate for chit-chat, so here goes..
Most of you won't remember the thread I made a while back about how to tell a girl her pungent vagina was a turn-off. It was a pervasive, unpleasant smell that never really went away, even after a shower, and it really did kill my lust for her in a small but not insignificant manner.
I am now seeing another girl, and for the first few days she smelled beautifully sweet, if at all. It was so wonderful to be able to just bury my face between her legs with no reservation and just go to town, and my face/hands/junk would not smell bad after sex...foreplay was back! But now, a week or so later, I'm starting to notice a little musk. It's not bad and certainly not a deal-breaker but there's a curious thing about it--
it smells exactly like the last girl's.
Now I've been around quite a few vaginas in various states of hygiene, and even when one does develop a scent it's always been unique to that girl. I am aware that when a girl's flora has reached a healthy balance there usually will be no appreciable odor, and that introduction of something like new penis or saliva can throw that off temporarily resulting in a smell.
My question is whether it is reasonable to believe that my specific mix of bacteria, be it on my penis or in my mouth, produced the same offset in both girls resulting in the same smell? Should I tell her "it's not you, it's me?" This has never happened before, so could it all just be coincidence? 12/23/2009 9:05:12 AM |
OopsPowSrprs All American 8383 Posts user info edit post |
I wouldn't tell her that her vagina stinks. 12/23/2009 9:08:22 AM |
brianj320 All American 9166 Posts user info edit post |
just use a clothespin on your nose.. problem solved 12/23/2009 9:09:47 AM |
longbow_fc All American 1163 Posts user info edit post |
are you dropping your love-spunk off in her when you rail it? 12/23/2009 9:16:05 AM |
ncwolfpack All American 3958 Posts user info edit post |
12/23/2009 9:18:49 AM |
LRlilDaddy All American 6511 Posts user info edit post |
maybe you should go to a dentist 12/23/2009 9:19:09 AM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
these are signs of the early stage of her not giving a fuck what that thang smells like. It's indicative of far worse hygiene and relationship issues.
Bail. 12/23/2009 9:20:05 AM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
You do realize the smell of a girl's vag can vary depending on where she is in her cycle, right? 12/23/2009 9:23:17 AM |
ALkatraz All American 11299 Posts user info edit post |
Mr. bodymassage machiiiiiiine GO!
Uhhhh, what the hell?
bodymassage! 12/23/2009 9:23:32 AM |
CassTheSass cupid 35382 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "You do realize the smell of a girl's vag can vary depending on where she is in her cycle, right?" |
i was just going to say that.
i mean a decision needs to be made. Bail, Fail, or Rail 12/23/2009 9:23:55 AM |
IMStoned420 All American 15485 Posts user info edit post |
Would it be entirely wrong to assume you just don't like vaginas and are probably gay? 12/23/2009 9:25:46 AM |
bodymassage Starting Lineup 72 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I wouldn't tell her that her vagina stinks." |
not planning on it
Quote : | "just use a clothespin on your nose.. problem solved" |
this thread is about science, not manning up
Quote : | "are you dropping your love-spunk off in her when you rail it?" |
usually
Quote : | "maybe you should go to a dentist" |
my mouth is fine
Quote : | "these are signs of the early stage of her not giving a fuck what that thang smells like. It's indicative of far worse hygiene and relationship issues.
Bail." |
i hope not. i like this chick a lot, and either way it's not nearly as bad as the previous girl. i'm thinkin it'll go away after a little while.
Quote : | "You do realize the smell of a girl's vag can vary depending on where she is in her cycle, right?" |
i know, but my issue is with the similarity of one girl to the other. i'm not asking WHY they smell, i know why and when and all that.
Quote : | "Would it be entirely wrong to assume you just don't like vaginas and are probably gay?" |
yes.
also, for what it's worth, i think the first girl's problem was that she wore thongs 100% of the time and i've always heard thongs are like highways for butthole germs
[Edited on December 23, 2009 at 9:29 AM. Reason : adsf]12/23/2009 9:26:40 AM |
CassTheSass cupid 35382 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "also, for what it's worth, i think the first girl's problem was that she wore thongs 100% of the time and i've always heard thongs are like highways for butthole germs" |
not wiping is a highway for butthole germs. showering comes second. and changing your underwear daily regardless of what youre wearing comes third.12/23/2009 9:28:21 AM |
synapse play so hard 60935 Posts user info edit post |
umm
you already did this thread son
message_topic.aspx?topic=544030 12/23/2009 9:30:05 AM |
bodymassage Starting Lineup 72 Posts user info edit post |
umm read the OP son 12/23/2009 9:31:01 AM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i know, but my issue is with the similarity of one girl to the other. i'm not asking WHY they smell, i know why and when and all that. " |
While most girls aren't going to smell exactly alike, I wouldn't say it's so far fetched that some girls would have a specific smell in common.
But maybe you should get your mouf checked out.12/23/2009 9:31:07 AM |
bodymassage Starting Lineup 72 Posts user info edit post |
why would my mouth be the problem
i brush 2-3 times a day and have never had bad breath (other than morning breath, etc.) 12/23/2009 9:33:32 AM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
Maybe you're not brushing well enough?
Either way, I think you just need to suck it up and realize that vaginas have an odor at one point or another. 12/23/2009 9:34:45 AM |
CassTheSass cupid 35382 Posts user info edit post |
gingivitis (cha cha cha) 12/23/2009 9:37:52 AM |
bodymassage Starting Lineup 72 Posts user info edit post |
i brush well. my mouth's not the problem.
and i know all vaginas will have odor from time to time, it's natural and healthy and all that. i'm basing this on my experience that most girls' vaginas, most of the time, do not smell bad. i created this alias so i could talk about things like this in anonymity, so i can say that yes, i've been with a lot of girls, and i'm not trying to come off as e-cool. but that fact is relevant to my experience and thus my question.
which i feel i need to restate:
-I am not asking why vaginas smell, when they smell, or how they should smell.
-I AM asking whether it makes sense that my bacteria could cause the same upset in floral balance across multiple vaginas resulting in the same scent.
[Edited on December 23, 2009 at 9:49 AM. Reason : and odor != stank] 12/23/2009 9:42:05 AM |
Solinari All American 16957 Posts user info edit post |
at least its not causing an upset in the fauna balance
count your blessings, man. 12/23/2009 9:44:47 AM |
Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | " "are you dropping your love-spunk off in her when you rail it?"
usually" |
DING DING DING DING DING
WE HAVE A WINNER.
When you drop loads in the vag it makes it smell differently especially if you do it a lot. This should, however, go away after she showers or something. See if pulling out changes her odor.12/23/2009 9:47:58 AM |
bodymassage Starting Lineup 72 Posts user info edit post |
^ that's a good call, i'll give it a shot. no pun intended.
still doesn't address the question at hand, but i'll update in a couple weeks if i think about it 12/23/2009 9:51:05 AM |
longbow_fc All American 1163 Posts user info edit post |
change your diet to make the ingredients of your love spunk change, see if thats the issue. otherwise pull out for a month and see if it changes. dont use condoms, it will taint the experement.
i noticed the same issue with my ex-wife, but come to find out the dude she was fucking on the side was a heavy beer and coffee drinker, and it was him making it smell like the city dump. 12/23/2009 9:52:54 AM |
bodymassage Starting Lineup 72 Posts user info edit post |
that's fucked up, sorry to hear that man 12/23/2009 9:53:55 AM |
longbow_fc All American 1163 Posts user info edit post |
shit happenes.
i would had loved to see the look on her face when she read the discovery papers in the divorce, when i stated that the smell of her oven changing is what started the investigation into her infidelity...
[Edited on December 23, 2009 at 9:57 AM. Reason : LOL] 12/23/2009 9:54:49 AM |
bodymassage Starting Lineup 72 Posts user info edit post |
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paerabol All American 17118 Posts user info edit post |
hahaha^
and i, too, never knew semen directly influenced vagina scent 12/24/2009 1:17:01 PM |
Namwob All American 568 Posts user info edit post |
Thats straight disgusting. 12/24/2009 1:18:48 PM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i would had loved to see the look on her face when she read the discovery papers in the divorce, when i stated that the smell of her oven changing is what started the investigation into her infidelity... " |
wowwww.12/24/2009 1:24:48 PM |
roddy All American 25832 Posts user info edit post |
I forget what it is called, I refer to it as "shit breath", it is some sort of bacteria on your tongue that no mater how many times you brush your breath smells like shit (usually you dont realize it). Perhaps that bacteria is what is causes the smell.....most people will not be honest if you have shit breath. 12/24/2009 1:26:23 PM |
lafta All American 14880 Posts user info edit post |
i didnt know vaginas were a sensitive ecosystem 12/24/2009 1:39:38 PM |
rwoody Save TWW 37539 Posts user info edit post |
sounds like you are the common element here with the stank
you giving these bitches the clap? 12/24/2009 2:11:08 PM |
fjjackso All American 14538 Posts user info edit post |
your mouth has an STD and you are transmitting it to each girl you are with 12/24/2009 2:22:44 PM |
JTMONEYNCSU All American 24529 Posts user info edit post |
12/24/2009 2:23:36 PM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "your mouth has an STD and you are transmitting it to each girl you are with
" |
that's actually what i was thinking.
http://www.medicinenet.com/bacterial_vaginosis/article.htm12/24/2009 2:37:48 PM |
MikedaWolf All American 777 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "GIVING
BITCHES
CLAP" |
12/24/2009 2:39:23 PM |
chocolatervh All American 22986 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Stop here if you are offended by discussion of intimate feminine issues." |
wow you are new12/24/2009 2:42:23 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "sounds like you are the common element here with the stank" |
12/24/2009 2:45:59 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
clearly the common denominator is you. brush yo teef
Quote : | "this thread is about science, not manning up" |
hahaha, that made me lol
[Edited on December 24, 2009 at 3:00 PM. Reason : SCIENCE, BITCHES]12/24/2009 2:56:05 PM |
arcgreek All American 26690 Posts user info edit post |
obviously you have a yeast infection in yo pecka 12/24/2009 2:58:25 PM |
0EPII1 All American 42535 Posts user info edit post |
-- Amsterdam71812/24/2009 3:49:12 PM |
jataylor All American 6652 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I forget what it is called, I refer to it as "shit breath", it is some sort of bacteria on your tongue that no mater how many times you brush your breath smells like shit (usually you dont realize it). Perhaps that bacteria is what is causes the smell.....most people will not be honest if you have shit breath.
" |
i think that each person smells another persons breath differently, its natures way of weeding out a bad mate for you.12/24/2009 3:58:31 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
Alright, for the sake of science, I'll go to town on her and publish the results for peer review on T-Dub. 12/24/2009 4:01:19 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
sounds like you have horribly bad breath.
[Edited on December 24, 2009 at 4:50 PM. Reason : .] 12/24/2009 4:50:30 PM |
jataylor All American 6652 Posts user info edit post |
as do you my friend, i guess it just wasnt meant to be 12/24/2009 5:28:19 PM |
Ronny All American 30652 Posts user info edit post |
I, TOO, HAVE SMELLED A VAGINA 12/24/2009 5:29:35 PM |
umop-apisdn Snaaaaaake 4549 Posts user info edit post |
12/24/2009 6:40:19 PM |
d357r0y3r Jimmies: Unrustled 8198 Posts user info edit post |
I can't imagine that dick and/or hairy ball sack smells all that great either unless you're fresh out of the shower, and sometimes, that's just not a possibility. 12/24/2009 6:46:20 PM |
slingblade All American 12133 Posts user info edit post |
set 'em up 3/2/2010 7:58:42 PM |