Rex Ryan is delusional.

After declaring his team Super Bowl favorites, he has now made out parade plans according to Countdown. He's got a lot to say for having backed into the playoffs.

1/9/2010 11:56:38 AM

HOW THE FUCK YOU DOIN’, BOYS?

[Edited on January 9, 2010 at 12:01 PM. Reason : lawls]

1/9/2010 12:01:18 PM

LOL

1/9/2010 12:02:04 PM

Hooray! Football time!

1/9/2010 4:20:21 PM

gotta get down to hooters!

1/9/2010 4:29:00 PM

ah fucking Joe Theisman I thought you were dead

1/9/2010 4:30:59 PM

tom hammond continues to look like a grandmother

1/9/2010 4:32:32 PM

ACC reppin hard on the jets offense

1/9/2010 4:53:49 PM

i'll be damn, Coles didn't fumble that time

1/9/2010 4:54:37 PM

Good thing they challenged... Also this Pepsi throwback drank kind of makes me lol

SUGARRRRRR

1/9/2010 5:01:56 PM

ive got too much on the jets to deal with this drama. never take a rookie on the road, i just wanted to BELIEVE.

1/9/2010 5:04:38 PM

WE'RE ALL GOING PUSSY TUBING!

1/9/2010 5:06:37 PM

Quote :

"NEW YORK - Maybe the award should be renamed Most Valuable Peyton. Peyton Manning became the first player to win The Associated Press NFL Most Valuable Player honors four times. The Indianapolis Colts' sensational quarterback romped to the award Saturday in balloting by 50 sports writers and broadcasters who cover the league. He got 39 1/2 votes to 7 1/2 for Drew Brees as only quarterbacks received any backing. The forner University of Tennessee star adds the 2009 honors to the awards he won in 2003, 2004 and 2008, breaking a tie with Brett Favre at three MVPs. "It's been a different season," said Manning, who guided the Colts to a 14-0 record before they rested starters in the second half of two games and finished 14-2. "Like I've said all along, it's been a challenge, it's been a grind at times, but guys have stepped up and played well." No one more so than Manning, who threw for 4,500 and 33 touchdowns and, perhaps most impressively, led the Colts to a record seven fourth-quarter comeback wins. The 33-year-old Manning also has started every game in his career, 192 in the regular season and 15 in the playoffs. He is durable, dynamic, dependable and decisive. In other words, most valuable. "He's been such a highly accomplished performer year in and year out. Just when you think you've seen his best, he improves upon it," said Jim Caldwell, who replaced Tony Dungy as coach and benefited from the same kind of performances Manning gave Dungy. "This year is one of those in terms of when you look at his numbers and how he's been able to play consistently well over a long period of time. It's been remarkable. "I think a lot of it has to do with his drive. He just has an innate sort of will to excel. He never gets bored with it. That, I think, is highly unusual." So unique that Manning has joined the truly elite of team sports: Wayne Gretzky (9), Barry Bonds (7) and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (6), the leaders for most valuable player awards in each of their sports. Not surprisingly, Manning, the 2007 Super Bowl MVP when he won his only league championship, briefly reflects before looking ahead. "To win 14 games this year, if you had told me we were going to 14 games at the beginning of the season, I might not have believed you," he said. "So, it has been rewarding from a team standpoint because of what we have done. Hopefully, we can keep it going." The Colts play in the divisional round next week and have home-field advantage throughout the AFC playoffs. The Super Bowl is Feb. 7 in Miami, the same place they won it three years ago. Manning lost his longtime favorite receiver, Marvin Harrison, this season. Harrison's replacement, Anthony Gonzalez, went down with a right knee injury in the opener. Manning simply turned to his latest fave, Reggie Wayne, who had 100 catches for 1,264 yards and 10 touchdowns. And to Dallas Clark, who joined Tony Gonzalez as the only tight ends with 100 receptions in a season when he grabbed exactly that many for 1,106 yards and 10 scores. Plus, Austin Collie tied for the rookie lead in receptions with 60 and scored seven times. Pierre Garcon, nurtured in dozens of passing sessions with Manning, developed into a prime deep threat and averaged 16.3 yards on 47 catches, with four TDs. "What he's been able to do this year with Pierre (Garcon) and Austin (Collie)," linebacker and defensive captain Gary Brackett said, "and obviously Dallas had a year that will go down in the record books, and I think it really says something when you can work young guys like that." The other votes went to San Diego's Philip Rivers with two, and Minnesota's Brett Favre with one."

1/9/2010 5:13:37 PM

way to take a dump with your challenges

1/9/2010 5:17:37 PM

wow braylon you fucking suck

1/9/2010 5:18:42 PM

standard braylon

1/9/2010 5:19:29 PM

these announcers suck ass

1/9/2010 5:20:37 PM

Wonder if Tennessee basketball players have been robbing anyone lately?

1/9/2010 5:21:22 PM

the play to commercial ratio so far is astounding!

[Edited on January 9, 2010 at 5:23 PM. Reason : ]

1/9/2010 5:23:30 PM

why are the bengals running the panthers offense

1/9/2010 5:25:19 PM

lol did anyone see Ochocinco's truck?

1/9/2010 5:25:43 PM

yeah...when i was buying my car at the capital ford in wilmington in summer of 2007, i remember they had a white big-ass truck like that ... i think the guy said it was like at least 90k

1/9/2010 5:27:24 PM

^^ that shit was ridiculous.

almost as ridiculous as cincy using both their challenges in the 1st quarter.

[Edited on January 9, 2010 at 5:27 PM. Reason : k]

1/9/2010 5:27:40 PM

Whoooooo are you?

Whoo whoooo

Whoo whooooo

1/9/2010 5:29:00 PM

Also... Does anyone think that "Rick" guy Luke Wilson talks to on the phone in the AT&T commercial was supposed to sound like Owen Wilson?

1/9/2010 5:31:39 PM

wasn't paying attention

1/9/2010 5:32:23 PM

i dunno i got so i just zone out the TV when at&t, geico, other annoying commercials come on

1/9/2010 5:32:38 PM

lololo can't challenge it

[Edited on January 9, 2010 at 5:43 PM. Reason : well actually it looked pretty close, dont think it would have been turned]

1/9/2010 5:43:21 PM

Not that it needs to be said, but Darrelle Revis is fucking nasty...

[Edited on January 9, 2010 at 5:48 PM. Reason : x]

1/9/2010 5:47:55 PM

1/9/2010 6:02:12 PM

Anyone got a working online stream of the game?

1/9/2010 6:08:58 PM

WOW.

Charles Barkley in drag.

1/9/2010 6:08:59 PM

Lol sir Charles dressed as Alicia Keys

1/9/2010 6:09:42 PM

it's SNL, all they know how to do is drag now

1/9/2010 6:09:53 PM

1/9/2010 6:16:10 PM

I freakin love Skyline chili

1/9/2010 6:26:30 PM

shayne graham's a bum

wasn't he on the Panthers one time as a backup

1/9/2010 7:26:23 PM

J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS

1/9/2010 7:34:44 PM

very disturbing barkley picture

1/9/2010 7:46:49 PM

thank God the roof's closed, I don't think I could deal with another year of "Tony Romo is cold" excuses.

1/9/2010 7:59:38 PM

J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!


Also all the Barkley interaction was hilarious

1/9/2010 8:00:11 PM

I'm praying the eagles beat the cowboys.

1/9/2010 8:02:07 PM

Wade Phillips always looks borderline retarded on the sidelines

1/9/2010 8:12:28 PM

better keep praying because that isn't going to happen

1/9/2010 8:15:27 PM

W and Emmit

Friends 4 eva

1/9/2010 8:20:12 PM

dont quit, dont ever quit!

1/9/2010 8:22:26 PM

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children getting debacled?

1/9/2010 8:24:07 PM

is jerry jones wearing a salvation army lapel pin?

1/9/2010 8:38:59 PM

Quote :

"shayne graham's a bum wasn't he on the Panthers one time as a backup "

correct me if i'm wrong but didnt we drop him because he missed a 25 yarder

1/9/2010 8:41:09 PM

FUCK YES

MICHAEL VICK

1/9/2010 8:47:45 PM