rallydurham Suspended 11317 Posts user info edit post |
Examples of how this thread will work:
The Sammy Sosa Denny's commercial "Don't feel bad Tony (Gwynn) I got traded for Wade Boggs and a side of rice pilaf"... haha
Warrick Dunn pumping the launch of ESPN the magazine "I know one thing, I aint never doing cat fancy again"
Kevin Mitchell... where to begin... he got hurt trying to pop a wheelie on an exercise bike. He decapitated his girlfriends cat while Dwight Gooden was smoking crack in the room... he didnt wear a cup because they "didnt make one big enough for his junk", broke a tooth on a frozen donut, got hurt puking because he drank too much the night before.... couldnt run 100 yards in spring training.... i cant even remmeber them all
THe baseball player who went in the clubhouse during the middle innings to destroy the buffet and got called up to pinch hit. he hid the hotdogs in his uniform so the manager wouldnt scream at him for sneaking off. Gets a hit in the gap (back when everyone hit .240) has to leg it out for two and slide headfirst into 2nd to beat the throw. Stands up with mustard and relish stains all over him haha...
Okay I set the tone, dont wanna blow my wad too early 1/25/2010 11:31:09 PM |
bdmazur ?? ????? ?? 14957 Posts user info edit post |
Warren Sapp being known better for Dancing with the Stars than playing football 1/26/2010 9:17:08 AM |
CalledToArms All American 22025 Posts user info edit post |
i guess it depends on the audience. I had no idea he was ever on dancing with the stars 1/26/2010 9:18:54 AM |
TallyHo All American 11744 Posts user info edit post |
jose lind arrested for driving around in only a shirt
who would know sapp for dwts more than football? a girl born in 1995? 1/26/2010 9:22:17 AM |
ncstatetke All American 41128 Posts user info edit post |
Ozzie Guillen french kissing his son after winning the World Series 1/26/2010 9:27:02 AM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
Dammit100's constant jokes about riding shotgun with Dany Heatley 1/26/2010 9:28:54 AM |
aimorris All American 15213 Posts user info edit post |
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
AND TO THOSE WHO SPEAK SPANISH 1/26/2010 9:30:24 AM |
rflong All American 11472 Posts user info edit post |
This seems to be mainly about baseball.
John Smoltz getting burned while ironing his shirt while wearing it. He had to be drunk or something. 1/26/2010 9:30:52 AM |
ncstatetke All American 41128 Posts user info edit post |
Scott van Pelt giving Lebron the ol' computer desk switch-a-roo 1/26/2010 9:33:45 AM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
I just can't let Mr. Najeh Davenport not be in the first ten posts of this thread 1/26/2010 9:35:13 AM |
jtmartin All American 4116 Posts user info edit post |
I like the Favre Sears commercial where the guy is like "So you'll take it?" and Favre is like "yeah.........I dont know" 1/26/2010 9:35:27 AM |
OopsPowSrprs All American 8383 Posts user info edit post |
Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk 1/26/2010 9:39:28 AM |
rflong All American 11472 Posts user info edit post |
That video game Shaq-Fu
and any movie that Shaq has ever been in for the hilarity of how horrible they were. 1/26/2010 9:59:03 AM |
NastyNos All American 603 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "In 2006, Griffin was involved a car accident in which he rammed his SUV into a parked car. He was allegedly watching pornographic videos and masturbating at the time of the incident. This came shortly after a stop-off at a nearby convenience store where a security video tape caught Griffin professing his intoxication." |
Eddie Griffin...this is pretty hilarious, and indirectly tied to sports. RIP eddie.
[Edited on January 26, 2010 at 10:01 AM. Reason : .]1/26/2010 10:00:09 AM |
wlb420 All American 9053 Posts user info edit post |
Practically anything Ricky Henderson did/does.
John Smoltz trying to iron a shirt while wearing said shirt.*
Quote : | "FAT
LITTLE
GIRLFRIENDS" |
[Edited on January 26, 2010 at 10:04 AM. Reason : *Smoltz repeat]1/26/2010 10:03:47 AM |
john kruk All American 5325 Posts user info edit post |
Jose Maria Olazabal withdrew from a tourney after getting angry in his hotel room, punched a wall, and broke his hand. 1/26/2010 10:25:25 AM |
Ronny All American 30652 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Dammit100's constant jokes about riding shotgun with Dany Heatley" |
A consistent source of lols.1/26/2010 10:38:43 AM |
quacko All American 850 Posts user info edit post |
bo diaz and his satellite dish 1/26/2010 12:27:49 PM |
Dammit100 All American 17605 Posts user info edit post |
^^thanks. I keep it classy 1/26/2010 6:46:01 PM |
Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
when balls hit birds and they fall to the ground making the outfielder confused 1/26/2010 7:06:14 PM |
kiljadn All American 44689 Posts user info edit post |
fat little girlfriends might be one of the funniest things ever 1/26/2010 7:10:41 PM |
Apocalypse All American 17555 Posts user info edit post |
Najeh Davenport
Quote : | "Prior to entering the NFL, Davenport allegedly broke into the dorm room of a Barry University woman, pulled down his pants and defecated in a laundry basket on April 1, 2002.
After joining the Packers, Davenport was given the nickname "Deuce". With the Steelers, Davenport was given the nicknames "Dookie"[7]and "The Dump Truck,"[8]all are plays on the Barry University incident." |
[Edited on January 26, 2010 at 7:16 PM. Reason : f]1/26/2010 7:15:09 PM |
rallydurham Suspended 11317 Posts user info edit post |
Haha I think riley skinner and greg oden now qualify.
And definitely visanthe shiancoe.
This thread needed a little more penis 1/27/2010 9:59:12 AM |
wlb420 All American 9053 Posts user info edit post |
Jim Rome and Jim "Chris" Everett. I wish Everett would have actually beat his ass. 1/27/2010 10:13:21 AM |
TallyHo All American 11744 Posts user info edit post |
marcus hudson getting arrested for stealing an all campus card and looting a vending machine with it 1/27/2010 10:18:20 AM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
Moises Alou falls off a treadmill in spring training and missing almost the entire season, then getting ready to come back in August or so, but then he was riding a bike and ran over his kid, re-injuring his knee and ending up missing the entire year after all.
[Edited on January 27, 2010 at 10:32 AM. Reason : x] 1/27/2010 10:25:27 AM |
Quinn All American 16417 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Warrick Dunn pumping the launch of ESPN the magazine "I know one thing, I aint never doing cat fancy again" " |
this was good. 1/27/2010 10:44:18 AM |
Dammit100 All American 17605 Posts user info edit post |
Jeff Kent not knowing how to wash a vehicle 1/27/2010 11:01:20 AM |
wlb420 All American 9053 Posts user info edit post |
^^The espn fantasy football ad he was in was good too...With Mike "the touchdown vulture" Alstott.
[Edited on January 27, 2010 at 11:03 AM. Reason : .] 1/27/2010 11:03:05 AM |
rflong All American 11472 Posts user info edit post |
^^ Jeff Kent's mustache qualifies for this thread too.
[Edited on January 27, 2010 at 11:03 AM. Reason : d] 1/27/2010 11:03:24 AM |
PinkandBlack Suspended 10517 Posts user info edit post |
1/27/2010 12:16:20 PM |
jbtilley All American 12797 Posts user info edit post |
Ha. Thanks for that, never heard it before:
Quote : | "On August 7, 1968, Brown made history. He wasn't in the starting lineup, so he decided to grab two hot dogs from the clubhouse. He was ordered by manager Mayo Smith to pinch hit. He stuffed the hot dogs in his jersey to hide them from his manager.
"I always wanted to get a hit every time I went to the plate. But this was one time I didn't want to get a hit. I'll be damned if I didn't smack one in the gap and I had to slide into second—head first, no less. I was safe with a double. But when I stood up, I had mustard and ketchup and smashed hot dogs and buns all over me.
"The fielders took one look at me, turned their backs and damned near busted a gut laughing at me. My teammates in the dugout went crazy." After fining Brown $100, Smith said, "What the hell were you doing eating on the bench in the first place?" Brown: "I decided to tell him the truth. I said, 'I was hungry. Besides, where else can you eat a hot dog and have the best seat in the house'"" |
1/27/2010 12:45:20 PM |
ssjamind All American 30098 Posts user info edit post |
Stuart Scott thought he was too cool for school, and now his left eye is 1/27/2010 5:28:44 PM |
rallydurham Suspended 11317 Posts user info edit post |
^^ I'm pretty sure that passage is from the book I read as a kid about it. Probably read that book 20 years ago but it seems word for word how I recited it almost.
How about South Carolina wins the ACC tournament in a super lengthy game (OT i think) and the network is completely out of time slot so they cut away from the game and skip net cutting, postgame celebration, etc. SC fans raise an enormous fit about being disrespected (always had a chip on their shoulder).
So the next year the network buys a shitload of time so the problem doesn't happen again. This year the game is super short (UNC wins i believe)and they completely run out of things to talk about. The entire stadium is empty and this is before they had cutaways and booths to swing it back to really. So they end the broadcast interviewing a fucking janitor cleaning an empty arena. I think they said they started dimming the spotlight on him sweeping popcorn haha. 1/27/2010 7:37:53 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
I didn't even realize the ACC tournament was televised 40 years ago 1/27/2010 7:46:22 PM |
Ernie All American 45943 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "During a game, Maddux appeared uncomfortable on the mound, leading Grace to think he might have pulled his groin. Upon going to the mound, Grace realized that Maddux was actually noticeably aroused, and remarked: "(laughing) Dude, you love to pitch, don't you?!" |
1/27/2010 7:49:32 PM |
tennwa33 All American 920 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Wade Boggs would go out on the town and regularly drink anywhere between 30 and 70 Miller Lites. In one of the most widely circulated Boggs tales, Wade drank 64 Miller Lites on a cross-country flight (either New York to Seattle, or Boston to LA, depending on the report)." |
Also, Sammy Sosa claiming he threw out his back sneezing.1/27/2010 7:59:46 PM |
CleverFilth All American 845 Posts user info edit post |
2nd string fat kid on my lacrosse team in HS told the coaches he couldn't do line drills because:
Quote : | "i dried out my back muscles when i was blow drying my hair last night" |
1/28/2010 12:20:36 AM |
JTMONEYNCSU All American 24529 Posts user info edit post |
haha 1/28/2010 1:09:51 AM |
elduderino All American 4343 Posts user info edit post |
LOL. Ball down, fatso. Release, fatso. 1/28/2010 1:53:45 AM |
AxlBonBach All American 45550 Posts user info edit post |
I was always a fan of Pedro Martinez's rant on Karim Garcia
Who are you, Karim Garcia, to think I'd waste a pitch on you? 1/28/2010 3:11:07 AM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
Pedro's dwarf ] 1/28/2010 4:33:01 AM |
rflong All American 11472 Posts user info edit post |
The Greg Maddux/Tom Glavine/Mark McGwire, chicks dig the homerun ball commercial. 1/28/2010 8:09:36 AM |
PinkandBlack Suspended 10517 Posts user info edit post |
this is a great thread.
Shaq is a constant source of entertainment. Remember the Shaq Pack at Burger King? You got a Whopper and fries with cheese sauce, which was apparently Shaq's favorite meal.
Shaq-Fu
Shaq and the Fu-Shinickens (sp?)
KAZAAM (which is what I used to call Kazaa)
Shaq as an undercover cop in Miami
Every Shaq Pepsi commercial made before he left the Magic 1/28/2010 12:33:57 PM |
CleverFilth All American 845 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Shaq as an undercover cop in Miami" |
hahahaha i forgot about this.
also related to shaq:
Quote : | "...we all win... and none of that other s**t even matters.......pardon my freakin' french" |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWqPnEGzfK8
[Edited on January 28, 2010 at 1:18 PM. Reason : ]1/28/2010 1:15:28 PM |
Sleik All American 11177 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Shaq is a constant source of entertainment. Remember the Shaq Pack at Burger King? You got a Whopper and fries with cheese sauce, which was apparently Shaq's favorite meal." |
I'm pretty sure that was a burger on sourdough bread with bacon and monterey jack or something like that. That cheese sauce was ca$h, though.1/28/2010 3:40:22 PM |
PinkandBlack Suspended 10517 Posts user info edit post |
You're right! I remember the commercial had Issac Hayes on it and I do remember him singing "who's the man wants his burger on sourdough? SHAQ!" like the Shaft song. 1/28/2010 5:12:19 PM |
Zel Sa Da Tay 2094 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Dammit100's constant jokes about riding shotgun with Dany Heatley" |
1/28/2010 5:38:17 PM |
ssjamind All American 30098 Posts user info edit post |
when Karl beanie babies Malone had an existential crisis and played State Trooper for a day 1/28/2010 5:44:05 PM |
iceman72 All American 1044 Posts user info edit post |
Shaq's rap a few years ago when he calls out kobe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLJ65x0mbv0 1/28/2010 5:50:23 PM |