... about making up fake people. How ya doing? I just wanted to drop in and say hi! I hope you're doing well. Kthxbye.

Signed,
Ellie Light

1/26/2010 3:57:39 PM

Oh boy...

1/26/2010 3:59:32 PM

Oh you had to know that was coming - as soon as I found out about President Light.

Don't worry though, I won't rub your noses in it. Just came to share that with you.

1/26/2010 4:01:32 PM

you're still an ugly person

1/26/2010 4:01:35 PM

difference: he's the president of the United States

you're just some fat faggot who lives in Georgia

you lose

1/26/2010 4:03:43 PM

so what top tier research university were you working at again? something county tech?

1/26/2010 4:04:47 PM

You mean she is the President of the United States.

Does that make Michelle Obama the First Lesbian?

(Ok ok I said I wouldn't rub your noses in it, didn't I. I'll stop now. See you around.)

1/26/2010 4:05:51 PM

Did Barack Obama invent the character?

1/26/2010 4:06:07 PM

Ok just looked up who Ellie Light was, and it just looks like some wingut wrote a bunch of newspapers over the course of a couple weeks in support of Obama.

I understand you created fake people and made up stupid stories about them. That's a little different.

1/26/2010 4:13:21 PM

I don't get it, he posted a title about people who ragged on him

then posted some shit that has nothing at all to do with the people that ragged on him

1/26/2010 5:22:34 PM

IN YOUR FACES

1/26/2010 5:28:38 PM

it's hard to stay away, isn't it, Chuck?

1/27/2010 2:51:27 AM

I'D HIT IT

^ NOT THAT

1/27/2010 3:33:05 AM

Does anyone REALLY think that the president thinks he can get away with that? Obviously it's someone else doing it.

1/27/2010 11:28:37 AM

I don't understand. Are you suggesting that Ellie Light is a person made up by President Obama?

If so, then Google seems to disagree with you. Here is Ben Smith, who first printed the letter, yesterday:
http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/0110/Ellie_Light_revealed.html

1/27/2010 11:33:51 AM

And for the record, we all think this guy is a colossal shitbag, too, but he's not a colossal shitbag who lied to get his own self-important ass into office.

1/27/2010 1:42:30 PM

Quote :

"we all think this guy is a colossal shitbag, too"

the letter writer iwas some gal, a nurse from california. not a shitbag, just trying to spread her views to audiences who wouldn't otherwise hear her... attempt was clever, but misguided.

this thread, though, makes me almost feel sad for poor Chuck Jones. he still cant find someone who failed -- as miserably, embarrassingly, and spectacularly -- as he did.



[Edited on January 27, 2010 at 3:32 PM. Reason : ]

1/27/2010 3:27:15 PM

Wolfpack2k,

Looking over your posts, the only thing you have mentioned in the SoapBox in almost 3 years is this Julie and the Twins business.

I know this wasn't you at your best, but you need to move past it. That can only happen when you stop trying to justify it. Just accept it and *move on*. That means not mentioning it. In the grand scheme of things, it was barely a blip on the humiliation radar and it doesn't sound like its hurting your career. So why not just let it go?

If you keep letting this get to you (and if you're making new threads about it, it still gets to you), then I'm afraid the next thread we'll see about you is "Did you hear Wolfpack2k strangle-fucked 3 women in Birmingham?!"

[Edited on January 27, 2010 at 5:37 PM. Reason : Anger, Resentment and Shame. These are paths to the dark side.]

1/27/2010 5:33:16 PM

Dave and Juliet Ryan, parents of twins and old friends of Chuck's from his N.C. State undergrad days

2/3/2010 1:31:44 PM

Freaking hilarious. This guy can't get enough.

3/29/2010 12:42:29 PM

When this guy fails, he really fails.

3/29/2010 1:36:45 PM