I'll start and post an example, answer the question then pose another for the next user.

Would you rather:

Have the 1st round pick in a sports draft(NBA, NFL, NHL, MLB)
or
Go to the championship game and lose?

you must state why.

3/4/2010 6:32:05 PM

First pick.

You're either first or you're last.

3/4/2010 6:34:27 PM

ASK A QUESTION NOW K THATS HOW THE GAME WORKS K

3/4/2010 6:35:29 PM

I think you mean the 1st pick overall in the first round

I'll ask one just because

Would you rather:

Have NCSU bball win an ACC tourney and go to the Final 4

Have NCSU fball win an ACC champ game and win a BCS bowl

(please, don't lol at the odds of either)

3/4/2010 6:39:07 PM

3/4/2010 6:42:09 PM

Touuuugh question. I'm going to have to go with BCS win because I like football more.

Choose one:

Your major sports accomplishment:

(1) Hit a major league home run

(2) Score an NFL touchdown

3/4/2010 6:49:09 PM

Final Four. 'Cause:

A: We could win an ACC Title in football and still it would be very likely we would not be playing for a national championship (assuming you mean we're still alive at that point in the tourney)

B: I like basketball better.

3/4/2010 7:06:48 PM

NFL touchdown


Homeruns are a dime a dozen. There are some NFL players that never score a touchdown in their whole career. I'll go with touchdown.

3/4/2010 7:08:49 PM

would you rather fight Mike Tyson in his prime
or
play a full contact game against Ray Lewis

3/4/2010 7:50:07 PM

It's a basketball school plus the winners of random bcs bowls aren't necessarily respected nationally. It would just be "they were an average team that came out of a shitty conference and got lucky against an equally shitty big east team"

if you make the final four you are respected and it brings huge energy to the program.

3/4/2010 7:50:29 PM

Damnit, Bucky. I'm too slow.

Fight Tyson. At least then I could take a dive before the first punch lands.

Shut up, mambatroll.



Would you rather have Lebron James or Magic Johnson on your team?

[Edited on March 4, 2010 at 7:55 PM. Reason : .]

3/4/2010 7:50:41 PM

fighting mike tyson in his prime gets you paid, mang.

3/4/2010 7:54:24 PM

Would you rather:

a) Watch a WNBA game.

b) Have a testicle removed using a pair of hedge clippers.

3/4/2010 8:09:15 PM

^B

3/4/2010 8:28:29 PM

Easy, WNBA game.

Would you rather be on a NASCAR pit crew

or

Be head grounds keeper at Augusta

3/4/2010 8:30:52 PM

Head groundskeeper, by far. There's only one. (Augusta and groundskeeper)

Would you rather have NC State win a National Title in football or basketball and have it stripped the next week because of cheating and/or major recruiting violations, or

Win a National Title in a sport like cross country, swimming, soccer, or baseball

[Edited on March 4, 2010 at 8:34 PM. Reason : f]

3/4/2010 8:34:02 PM

I didn't want John Calipari as a head coach, if that's what you're asking.

Would you rather have been the announcer for the '82 California-Stanford football game or the '92 Kentucky-Duke basketball game?

3/4/2010 8:39:04 PM

i would rather Gus Johnson been the announcer for both of those games

3/4/2010 8:42:02 PM

Would you rather be sodomized by Onterrio Smith with a whizzinator dildo while Brad Childress watched and beat and Jared Allen stomped around you doing his sack dance while yelling out Nick Manning one liners

or would you rather have Frank Gore and Clinton Portis take turns raping you until your asshole was nice and wide, then have Najeh Davenport come in and take a shit inside your asshole, then duct tape your asshole shut and break both of your hands so you couldn't take the tape off?

3/4/2010 8:49:47 PM

would you rather have

p riv back for football

or

rodney monroe back for basketball

3/4/2010 9:13:50 PM

Rodney Monroe

Would you rather be a scrutinized superstar or a low-key, league-minimum pay player?

3/4/2010 9:20:34 PM

scrutinized superstar

Would you rather play in a weaker league overseas for more money or stay in the States in a better league for less money?

3/4/2010 9:35:18 PM

Mo' money. But I like traveling so that question's more win-win to me.

Would you rather be a professional rodeo clown or a professional figure skater (Assuming same pay)?

3/4/2010 10:12:56 PM

Win a National Title in a sport like cross country, swimming, soccer, or baseball

Then we could say that atleast we can finish it



[Edited on March 4, 2010 at 10:14 PM. Reason : .]

3/4/2010 10:13:34 PM

^Soccer, because it is the greatest sport in the world.

Would you rather have the pathetic RBC Center jumbotron intro state's basketball teams be remade

or

...get to be Mr. Wuf for a game?

3/4/2010 10:54:22 PM

Rodeo clown for sure

and RBC center


next one

Would you rather be Dicky V
or
Dennis Rodman

3/4/2010 11:46:48 PM

Rodman bwned Carmen Electra so I'd give him the nod

Would you rather be coached by Mangini or Tom Cable?

3/4/2010 11:57:20 PM

Tom Cable, so I could constantly make X-Men references.

Would you rather be choked by Bob Knight or locked in a supply closet by Mike Leach?

3/5/2010 12:20:07 AM

would you rather

bwn

A) Daniela Cicarelli (Ronaldo's ex-fiance)



or

B) Giselle Bündchen (Brady's wife)




Hey it's sports related.

3/5/2010 2:36:36 AM

^both at the same time

Quote :

"Would you rather be sodomized by Onterrio Smith with a whizzinator dildo while Brad Childress watched and beat and Jared Allen stomped around you doing his sack dance while yelling out Nick Manning one liners or would you rather have Frank Gore and Clinton Portis take turns raping you until your asshole was nice and wide, then have Najeh Davenport come in and take a shit inside your asshole, then duct tape your asshole shut and break both of your hands so you couldn't take the tape off?"

both at the same time

3/5/2010 7:33:32 AM

Would you rather keep all your fingers and have to watch nothing but the WNBA for the rest of your life, or cut off a pinky with a pocketknife and get to watch all sports again?

3/5/2010 8:36:48 AM

^ Easy - cut off the pinky.

Would you rather:

Have State have basketball and football programs similar to Wisconsin (i.e. Top 25 teams, competitive, respected but never truly championship quality)?

or

Have State be similar to say Duke/Boise State/Penn State (i.e. dominant in one sport and routinely in the national championship talk, but more or less irrelevant in the other sport)?




[Edited on March 5, 2010 at 10:46 AM. Reason : sd]

3/5/2010 10:45:54 AM

Wisconsin...I'd rather have 8 months to be jazzed about than 4 monthsto be jazzed about and 8 to look forward to next season


Would you rather get caught shaving points or using PEDS?

3/5/2010 10:49:04 AM

Shaving points usually gets found out about way after the fact

Would you rather get dunked on by Brittney Griner 10 times in a row in a full gym, or take her out for a nice steak dinner?

3/8/2010 2:19:22 AM

Take her out to a nice steak dinner.

Would you rather have been Dereck Whittenburg or Lorenzo Charles in the '83 championship?

3/8/2010 6:34:57 PM

Easiest answer ever: Lorenzo motherfuckin' Charles with the dunk to end it!

Would you rather throw a pick to lose the Super Bowl and be considered the greatest choke of all time or be a fat slob on the couch?

3/8/2010 8:24:54 PM

Throw the pick and lose. Fat slobs don't make 2 mil a year.

Would you rather get paid 10 mil a year to play for the Nets in Jersey (we're not talking about Brooklyn yet) or ride the bench for the Cavs?

[Edited on March 9, 2010 at 10:03 AM. Reason : .]

3/9/2010 10:02:59 AM

10 mil

Would you rather give Dennis Horner two strokes of a handy or have to wipe for him after he unleashed a massive post-Fountain dump?

3/9/2010 10:07:19 AM

Two strokes of a handy. It might be different if it were Clark.

Would you rather beat your rival or have a winning season?

3/9/2010 11:59:20 AM

i'll say beat your rivals because you could have a winning season and have to listen to assholes in the office rub it in your face that root for the other guys all year long. at least with a losing season you get to wipe the rival w/ your ass

Would you rather wake up and read in the news and observer that

A.)Hansbrough has been cut by the team or that

B.) TJ Yates comes out of the closet and announces a secret romance with another player

[Edited on March 9, 2010 at 12:39 PM. Reason : .]

3/9/2010 12:37:50 PM

Hansbrough because I'm not a small-brained, sloped-foreheaded homophobe.

Would you rather take a cross-country road trip in a Miata with Dickie V or Tim McCarver?

3/9/2010 1:35:25 PM

Dickie V

He could help you pull tail



Would you rather face the backlash of having bunted to break up a perfect game with 2 outs in the 9th, or intentionally going low on Peyton Manning and knocking him out for the year?

3/9/2010 1:45:37 PM

^ Bunting. Going low intentionally is a cheap shot. Bunting is part of baseball regardless of the situation. Now I would not necessarily want to get hit in the head or back on my next AB (retailiation for the bunt), but still it's better than being called a cheap shot artist.


Question:

Would you rather win one championship and have nine shit seasons spread through a decade or being good to very good every year for 10 years and never win a championship?




[Edited on March 9, 2010 at 3:14 PM. Reason : forgot to add a question.]

3/9/2010 3:12:22 PM

would the pitcher stop if he showed bunt, and then have the catcher beat down his ass on homeplate?

[Edited on March 9, 2010 at 4:00 PM. Reason : .]

3/9/2010 4:00:01 PM

He wouldn't show bunt, he would be bunting for a hit, and thus not reveal it till the pitches had nearly released the ball

and I'd take ten good years over 1 championship and 9 shit years any day of the week

Championships are overrated

Would you rather be a Phoenix Suns or Mavericks fan for the past 5-6 years, or a Marlins or Heat fan?

Give me sustained quality over fleeting greatness




Would you rather have your femur shattered by a linebacker or get hit in the nuts with no cup and have to have a testicle removed?

Realize you would probably have a limp for the rest of your life with the former, and you could still reproduce and JO with the latter

3/9/2010 4:30:55 PM

Let's go with the testicle. couldnt imagine giving up all those theme parks and runs on the beach while still able to reproduce

Say you lost a bet and couldnt pay the big bucks. Would you rather bitch slap Erin Andrews to the ground during a televised event or throw Roy Williams onto the court right in front of the bench?

[Edited on March 9, 2010 at 5:06 PM. Reason : .]

3/9/2010 5:05:26 PM

Please ask questions that have a difficult answer

3/9/2010 5:12:52 PM

ok slave fair enough.

would you rather see NCSU go to the final 4 next season (with no gaurantee of winning anything beyond that) or the NC State football team finishes the regular season AP #1 (with no gaurantee of playing in the NC. remember Cincy, Boise, etc.)

3/9/2010 5:27:05 PM

stupid. If you finish #1 (which assumes that there are 1 loss teams out there OR that you were preseason #1 and never lost), and you are in the ACC, you WILL be in the NC game

3/9/2010 5:29:32 PM

Would you rather be slapped in the head repeatedly by Dikembe Mutombo's sweaty sac or have Marv Alberts fingerbang you while biting your back and wearing a pair of women's underwear?

3/9/2010 5:33:15 PM