dude is 70 years old and will beat you down

[Edited on March 10, 2010 at 2:51 PM. Reason : sdf]

3/10/2010 2:50:45 PM

he doesn't sleep, he waits...

hbd!

3/10/2010 2:51:26 PM

Its not Chuck Norris' birthday

Its birthday's Chuck Norris

Also Chuck Norris isn't 70

He is 70 million years old

3/10/2010 2:51:40 PM

3/10/2010 2:53:30 PM

Wish him Happy Birthday or he'll kick your ass

HBD

3/10/2010 2:54:51 PM

he doesnt do push ups

he pulls the earth to his chest

3/10/2010 2:55:57 PM

Happy B-day Old man.

3/10/2010 3:00:58 PM

Chuck Norris makes onions cry

HBD

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[Edited on March 10, 2010 at 3:07 PM. Reason : a]

3/10/2010 3:06:12 PM

chuck norris tells the sun when to go down

3/10/2010 3:13:35 PM

chuck norris can divide by zero


hap hap hap

ah fuck it

3/10/2010 3:27:54 PM

chuck norris raised a pack of wolves

3/10/2010 4:08:42 PM

chuck norris made 3 moves and beat me at connect 4

3/10/2010 4:12:14 PM

Chuck Norris once did something outlandish.

3/10/2010 4:14:58 PM

chuck norris eats th candles on his cake and blows the cake out

3/10/2010 4:16:44 PM

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that sucked they said chuck norris can eat just one lays potato chip

3/10/2010 4:42:47 PM

3/10/2021 5:20:07 PM

^I wonder how badly they'd get their asses kicked in a real fight

I guess Liam (is that his name lolz) looks like he's prob a little more agile than Chuck

3/10/2021 5:32:00 PM

I mean chuck norris is fucking 81 years old. But he's also a black belt in Tang Soo Do, Brazilian jiu jitsu and judo.

3/10/2021 6:17:55 PM

^yeah i mean REALLY good fight would be chuck norris and keanu reeves

3/10/2021 6:30:49 PM