Quote :

"She is in med school and going to be an orthopedic surgeon. I took her on a cruise over her break, paid for everything and was a perfect gentleman. And all I got was a drunk kiss on the lips and told, "What an amazing friend I am". I am so in love with her it hurts. "

-Pikey and [user]shaddowrunner[/user]


[Edited on May 12, 2010 at 12:51 AM. Reason : ]

5/12/2010 12:22:55 AM

you got used brah

5/12/2010 12:24:35 AM

Cant buy love... you should have figured that out in HS

5/12/2010 12:25:04 AM

fucking amac

lol

[Edited on May 12, 2010 at 12:39 AM. Reason : ]

5/12/2010 12:39:07 AM

i feel for you...

5/12/2010 12:41:07 AM

i feel for Pikey...

5/12/2010 12:43:29 AM

today, we are all Pikey

5/12/2010 12:47:53 AM

or are we??

5/12/2010 12:48:57 AM

oh look a hot chick got into into med-school/has a pie job. really had to work for it too, i imagine
stupid glass ceiling!

5/12/2010 12:50:00 AM

you imagine?

5/12/2010 12:51:53 AM

today, we all imagine

5/12/2010 12:52:55 AM

lol fucking amac


she almost looks like a poor-man's amanda bynes

5/12/2010 12:53:48 AM

I HAVE A DREAM

5/12/2010 12:54:02 AM

i like the dimples

5/12/2010 12:54:06 AM

This girl. She is everything to me. She is in med school and going to be an orthopedic surgeon. I took her on a cruise over her break, paid for everything and was a perfect gentleman. And all I got was a drunk kiss on the lips and told, "What an amazing friend I am". I am so in love with her it hurts.







[Edited on May 12, 2010 at 12:55 AM. Reason : ]

5/12/2010 12:55:06 AM

5/12/2010 12:57:34 AM

Was at the midnight showing at North Hills, and the manager did a trivia thing for prizes before the show. He asked which suit was the one with the triangle on it, and I answered Mark VI. He said this was wrong, and he called on someone else who said that the answer was the Mark IV. I was like WTF, I've been reading about this for almost 6 months now. Today I went to Target and bought the Mark VI suit of the "Hall of Armor" toys which comes with the light up base and took it back to the theater. I politely introduced myself and explained that I felt like the answer last night was incorrect, so I showed the package to the manager who then claimed that the toy was wrong. Um... OK, so Marvel is gonna let Hasbro make millions of dollars of these toys and other merchandise and they're all labeled wrong? I then pulled out my phone and went to the Wikipedia page about it and showed him what it says about each of the suits in this movie and he claimed that it wasn't a credible source. So then I went to find production images and showed him the same image which is on page 1 of this thread and pointed out that the Mark IV in the background still has the circular chestpiece. He claimed that since he had read the answer in a Marvel encyclopedia that he was correct and I was wrong. Ugh. If there wasn't a prize involved in this (which was free movie passes), I'd be content to let him continue to be wrong, but noooooooooooooo. Now I just can't let it go. LOL.

5/12/2010 12:58:08 AM

just saw Reginald Veljohnson at the sheetz by RDU...he was dressed as a cop. i approached him and asked, "Why are the police outside? They should be inside. They should be inside a police station looking at the prints from fingers."

[Edited on May 12, 2010 at 1:00 AM. Reason : ]

5/12/2010 12:59:52 AM

5/12/2010 1:00:35 AM

WHAT IN THE WORLD IS EVANGELINE LILLY WEARING ON FALLON

5/12/2010 1:03:15 AM

So I met this girl in med school and she was like



so I asked her to come with me on a cruise and I was all



but then once we got on the cruise I was too scared to be all



and she put in the friend zone cuz I didn't make a move and that was like



[Edited on May 12, 2010 at 1:06 AM. Reason : ]

5/12/2010 1:05:11 AM

boxxxxy

5/12/2010 1:05:59 AM

Pikey's emotions the hour following his departure from the cruise












[Edited on May 12, 2010 at 1:12 AM. Reason : ]

5/12/2010 1:10:46 AM

this thread gets the lolz.

5/12/2010 9:07:36 AM

I love how she knows amac884 has a massive crush on her and uses the fuck out of him because of it.

That is awesome.

5/12/2010 9:09:34 AM

Quote :

""i think our lesser funded lovell can kill bushes cause several times i lost money on bad investments out a window and like there was a bush outside that window and then like a few months later i noticed the bush was dead""

5/12/2010 9:11:58 AM

What a tool - you pay for this bitches expenses, and still can't seal the deal?

5/12/2010 9:17:44 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_Surprise

5/12/2010 9:38:35 AM

WAIT JUST ONE GODDAMN MINUTE

Keanu Reaves is in Everclear?

5/12/2010 10:09:11 AM

ummm....so how long till you casually invite her to the rape dungeon?

5/12/2010 10:09:23 AM

nph, keanu, and that art g. guy

5/12/2010 10:09:55 AM

5/12/2010 10:56:22 AM

I thought this was about lucyinthesky for a sec

5/12/2010 11:13:14 AM

same M.O.

5/12/2010 11:25:00 AM

This is so sad.

5/12/2010 11:29:16 AM

Quote :

"LUCY IN SKY"

5/12/2010 11:32:39 AM

She uses amac884 for his monies.

5/12/2010 11:55:57 AM

I'm a little confused as to who this thread is about...

But if you're dumb enough to take a girl on a cruise who you haven't fucked yet...then you deserve to get shitted on like this. Hopefully it taught you a lesson...because you obviously needed it.

5/12/2010 11:59:34 AM

^ Some talibani told me that amac884 is gay and this isn't about him son.

5/12/2010 12:09:14 PM

lol that girl looks exactly like my ex's best friend

5/12/2010 12:11:00 PM

wait, did this guy buy two rooms? if they were sharing a room/bed/bathroom which is all the equivalent size of a large walk-in closet, and he didn't hit that ... *face palm*

5/12/2010 12:14:27 PM

wouldn't surprise me; I know plenty of guys who are more pathetic.

5/12/2010 12:15:23 PM

please guys, i have a match tonight...forward all questions to Shadowrunner, who will screen and forward them to Pikey

5/12/2010 12:28:49 PM

i was in a similar situation like this but i made it very clear to the girl why i was taking her and she decided not to go.



at least i saved my money

5/12/2010 12:32:29 PM

^^ a match?

5/12/2010 12:48:34 PM

hiring a hooker is just a relationship without the pretenses

[Edited on May 12, 2010 at 12:51 PM. Reason : .]

5/12/2010 12:50:57 PM

What a tool - you pay for this bitches expenses, and still can't seal the deal?
What a tool - you pay for this bitches expenses, and still can't seal the deal?
What a tool - you pay for this bitches expenses, and still can't seal the deal?
What a tool - you pay for this bitches expenses, and still can't seal the deal?
What a tool - you pay for this bitches expenses, and still can't seal the deal?

5/12/2010 12:55:37 PM

I have been screening all unsolicited advice and salutations; only the highest quality will be passed on to my best friend chicken for transcription and curved bone love affairs.

5/12/2010 1:02:49 PM

facepalm at all of thee

5/12/2010 1:08:33 PM

Mr. Joshua hath spoken

5/12/2010 2:42:35 PM