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MosPJ21
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old thread was dead

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Dfk40IaWnI


this movie was hilarious.

michael clarke duncan stole the show.

"Look at the little babies! Hey, it's Uncle Cleon. Damn, they all look the same. What did you do, fuck a Xerox machine? "

5/21/2010 11:24:30 AM

V0LC0M
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ah yes Broken Lizard

good stuff

5/21/2010 1:13:24 PM

Robopimp
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Broken Lizard is to comedy troops what Vince Vaughn is to comedic actors. Struck gold early and, instead of striking while the iron was hot, have pissed it away on some meh-to-shit movies (ex. Club Dread, Fred Claus, Dukes of Hazzard, Couples Retreat). Slammin Salmon was alright, but they are alot funnier than this, IMO. Michael Clark Duncan was gold but that was about it. They need a Super Troopers 2 or Potfest.

5/22/2010 7:25:06 AM

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^How do Wedding Crashers and Swingers both fit into that equation? Both great movies, both showcased Vaughn's comedic talents, but they were almost a decade apart.

5/22/2010 10:28:28 AM

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Exactly. His stock was way up after Swingers, which he followed up w/ The Lost World, a remake of Psycho, and The Cell. But I was referring to his hot streak of Old School, Dodgeball, & Wedding Crashers. Since then, we've gotten absolute mediocrity from the guy: The Break-Up, Fred Claus, Four Xmases, & Couples Retreat. I mean he's phoned in every fuckin' one of them.

5/22/2010 11:33:13 AM

WillemJoel
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goddamnit I hate Vince Vaughn.

5/22/2010 12:11:02 PM

dillydaliant
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^This coming from the guy who douched up the thread for The Room, which is the single funniest movie ever.

Vince Vaughn can be hilarious.

^^Oh, so that path happened twice in his career. Gotcha.

[Edited on May 22, 2010 at 12:29 PM. Reason : .]

5/22/2010 12:29:02 PM

KeB
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Quote :
"Potfest"

5/22/2010 12:51:19 PM

WillemJoel
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^^what?

ah, per a history search, I see I denigrated a thread about The Room with a mere two posts over a year ago.

It is absolutely adorable that you'd recall.

and, I agree; VV can be hilarious, in 1998.

[Edited on May 22, 2010 at 2:49 PM. Reason : this is just cute.]

5/22/2010 2:45:46 PM

dillydaliant
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^Didn't recall; was just looking through all The Room threads on here this morning for laughs, and I came across one of the douchier posts I've seen on TWW...
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"so the only thing you need to acquire cult fame is to waste film?

that's Tourettes Guy bad. Forced and unfunny. Is this trying to ride on Borat fame or something?

k, only watched the clips first, then just watched the trailer. Is this a serious thing? Is he like, the new JCVD? Does he really think he's a good actor, etc? If so, yeah, I suppose it's kinda funny. Otherwise, it's just a poor joke.

William Hung effect?"


Completely missed the point of a movie that wasn't supposed to be taken nearly this seriously. Just sayin'. Sorry to derail the thread...Back to The Slammin Salmon, haven't seen it, but the trailer looks pretty funny.

5/22/2010 4:06:27 PM

V0LC0M
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Ok saw this last night and Michael Clark Duncan is fucking hilarious



WHATEVA MUTHAFUCKA!


Nuts was pretty damn funny as well

[Edited on July 26, 2010 at 12:08 PM. Reason : .]

7/26/2010 12:07:53 PM

DalesDeadBug
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"Sure, I'll answer it, I'm only the MANAGER"

7/26/2010 12:51:01 PM

smoothcrim
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saw it on comedy central. thought it was almost the same quality as those straight to dvd american pie films. they have a couple moments worth laughing at, but mostly trash and a waste of time. I guess you guys that like it are the reason they keep making shitty movies like this, though

7/26/2010 2:52:33 PM

V0LC0M
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lol was that supposed to be a burn?

7/26/2010 2:54:53 PM

smoothcrim
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no. obviously my tastes vary from others' and there must be enough 'others' that making films like this is profitable. just saying you guys are proof positive that while there may be a good number of people that think this movie and the ones like it are god awful, there are people even in this thread that think to the contrary.

7/26/2010 3:49:52 PM

V0LC0M
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I mean it wasn't Super Troopers but it wasn't the monstrosity that you are making it out to be either.

[Edited on July 26, 2010 at 3:54 PM. Reason : .]

7/26/2010 3:54:16 PM

DalesDeadBug
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"EVERYBODY SKIP!!!!"


most people i have talked to do not like Club Dread, or really any of these Broken Lizard movies other than Super Troopers

i, however, will drop whatever i'm doing to watch Club Dread if the opportunity presents itself

7/26/2010 4:38:42 PM

V0LC0M
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I liked Beerfest.

7/26/2010 4:56:54 PM

KeB
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Quote :
"no. obviously my tastes vary from others' and there must be enough 'others' that making films like this is profitable. just saying you guys are proof positive that while there may be a good number of people that think this movie and the ones like it are god awful, there are people even in this thread that think to the contrary.
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paging LOTR Franchise, Harry Potter Franchise, Twilight Franchise

IMO all of these are compete shit but there must be enough 'others' that making films like these are profitable

7/26/2010 10:19:23 PM

arghx
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Saw this a couple months ago, it's pretty funny.

7/26/2010 10:55:37 PM

Yodajammies
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Are we all talking about the same film?

I rented this at a red box and almost turned it off and drove it back to the kiosk. An absolutely gawdawful movie.

These guys have fallen a long way since Super Troopers.

7/26/2010 11:10:53 PM

KeB
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you must have missed their stand up at Charlie Goodnights last year....

7/27/2010 12:03:42 AM

Grandmaster
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IF ifs AND buts WAS candies AND nuts WE'D ALL HAVE A MURRY CHRISTMUS!

[Edited on July 27, 2010 at 8:03 AM. Reason : ]

7/27/2010 8:03:37 AM

Bweez
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Beer Fest is a really good movie.

That is my contribution to this thread.

7/27/2010 9:27:15 AM

dyne
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lol at the people who are actually thinking this would ever be an amazing cinematic achievement

it's a movie you'd watch if you were fucked up or bored just looking for a few lulz. some of you people can never be satisfied.

7/27/2010 9:40:56 AM

V0LC0M
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dyne wins the thread

7/27/2010 2:17:47 PM

rtc407
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I supposedly enjoyed this while blacked out

7/28/2010 12:08:13 PM

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