favorite quotes?

"meatwad, have you ever traveled through time before?"

"no....but i farted my way out of an elevator once"

5/24/2010 1:14:56 AM

carl " i'm dlin porn @14KB per second, haha nah just kiddin i got a cable modem"

5/24/2010 1:17:39 AM

carl "i know its been a while fry-man, but i dont think im ready to get humped by a great red ape in space"

5/24/2010 1:19:02 AM

do what i said because i said it

5/24/2010 1:48:01 AM

One of the best athf clips ever:
http://video.adultswim.com/aqua-teen-hunger-force/the-price-i-pay.html

Meatwad-
"Now, please... if you would... get the fuck outta my way. I mean, how many times I gotta fuckin' write "ice cream" on this fuckin' list before someone gets in fuckin' gear, and brings home the fuckin' ice cream? Maybe I should get a steak knife, and etch it in your muthafuckin' forehead! How hard can it fuckin' be? Ice muthafuckin' cream! I guess that's the price I pay for livin' with two fuckin' morons!"

5/24/2010 2:24:35 AM

Plaque is a figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless appliances and pastes. Now, I've read the arguments on both sides, and I haven't found any evidence yet to support the need to brush your teeth. Ever.

5/24/2010 8:56:10 AM

I am very glad that the forensics could not match the paint on your face to the paint on my fender.
-Carl

5/24/2010 9:38:18 AM

A car cannot be killed—it was murdered!

5/24/2010 9:39:07 AM

Meatwad: Yeah, I mean over the phone. He says that it sounds like the hobbit that turns the crankcase is depressed and needs therapy. We need to get us a new hobbit. They's from the land beyond time. Land beyond time's also gonna hook us up with the unicorn for the radiator. I ain't even gonna tell you about that haunted air conditioner. Plus the air filter, that's made of plutonium. That's gonna involve Superman, so, y'know, plus shipping from Krypton. Then the cow jumped over the moon.

5/24/2010 9:39:28 AM

Look, yes, I have banged hundreds of broads, internationally, but know this, I wrap my rascal TWO times cause I like it to be joyless and without sensation, as a way of punishing supermodels.

5/24/2010 9:44:12 AM

Hey, which one of you left the door open... and tore it off the hinges and threw it in the yard?
-Meatwad


Heh heh, yeah, well, you know, he "upset" me pretty bad too. I don't know if I can sleep anymore. You ever been raped by a dog? See, I think that's what Hell is like, you know. Constantly raped by dogs. That, you know, I don't know if I believe in God, but.. I think he must hate me. Because he allowed you to create a dog that constantly rapes me.
-Carl

5/24/2010 9:53:41 AM

Tonight...You
-Handbanana

5/24/2010 12:28:30 PM

"I says, 'License? Hell, I ain't even supposed to be in this country,' and then he got all mad."

"I had a strizz-oke in my brizz-ain!"

"I hope you can hear this because I'm doing it as hard as I can."

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0297494/quotes

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5/24/2010 12:37:04 PM

oh god i love handbanana

HB: 'you think you can back that up?'
carl: 'listen to him. can i back that up, yeah, i got the bruises to prove it'
HB: 'no. that ass. back it up'

5/24/2010 1:00:45 PM

"Either you're definitely supposed to or not supposed to play with matches."
"Yea its definitely one or the other"

Obligatory "I don't need no instructions to know how to rock"



Frylock: Santa Claus did NOT die for our sins!!
Meatwad: Santa Claus is dead?! No!!
Master Shake: Yes. He crashed his sleigh, right into a wall...'cause he was drinking a lot...
Frylock: What?
Master Shake: It was a twisted fiery wreckage...of sleigh, reindeer bones, and the old fat bastard's guts.
Frylock: Excuse me, folks we gotta go.
Master Shake: And who's drunk enough to get nailed to wood?! I can see maybe one nail! But then you'd think he'd move! But noooo. We gotta revere him for his slow reaction time?!


and the episode where MS and Frylock are playing that game on the phone, every line between them hilarious.

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5/24/2010 1:01:45 PM

"Ever since my son was...never conceived because I never had consensual sex without money involved, I've looked at you as a... a thing I could live next door to, in accordance with State and Federal law."

5/24/2010 1:19:13 PM

Willie Nelson: Nice head, I think I'll take it.
WN: Nice head, I think I'll take it.
WN: Nice head, I think I'll take it.
[Carl opens his front door]
WN: What are YOU doing here?

THAT REMINDS ME OF ANOTHER SEVERELY LONG STORY.

Carl: [reading from his prize slip] "Tonight you will get your dick ripped off." ...That doesn't sound right, does it? Here, read this.

Hand Banana: See? All I know is "ball" and "good"... and "rape."

5/24/2010 1:57:04 PM

From the clown wig episode
I always heard it as
"Sexy rockin lil harder now"

but really it is

"It's actually rockin a lil harder now"

I like my version better

5/24/2010 2:13:36 PM

MS: 'stand back and listen to the wail of my banshee fingers'





giant penis from the dickesode: 'are you telling me i dont know dick? i have an advanced degree in dicknology'

5/24/2010 7:14:47 PM

Quote :

""I had a strizz-oke in my brizz-ain!""

of all the Little Brittle lines, you pick that one??

"I drink applesauce through a bendy straw,
When I poop all the nurses come and applaud."
-Little Brittle

"In a post-apocalyptic world... one man emerges from the microwave dimension to feast upon the remains of those that once lived. Rated R. Starring Lou Diamond Phillips."
-Meatwad

"It's the immaculate convection oven. And it done got a bun in it."
-Meatwad

"Don't ever leave me with that fool again or I'll slit ya up the middle. Motherfucker did not feed us. He peed on me bitch!"
-Boxy Brown

"Friends, relations... whatever the hell Meatwad is,
I've lived a full life. It's actually been pretty bitchin'. But now, regrettably, my life has been taken. Please bury me with all my stuff, because you know it's mine... Dearest Meatwad: Turn on that dumb game 'cause I'm gonna wail on you from the grave, baby! Suck it up, mutha! Missing you already, M.S"
-Shake

Meatwad: "Well I'm in business. Business of kicking your ass, and let me tell ya, business is booming. I'm open for business, business of giving you the business... up your butt. Did you hear that?"
Shake: "You lookin to expand your business?"
Meatwad: "Business is closed!"

5/24/2010 7:42:06 PM

"do do doo do beep doo... Oh R2..."


The olivia newton john reference
The one where shake moves into that well and meatwad has all those epic insults.


can't remember that shit off hand

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5/24/2010 8:09:13 PM

"Oh, God. How much longer? Egypt is so boring! It doesn't even exist! You don't hear DMX rap about it!"

Meatwad: Well, all right! 5.9% over APR, you don't get that every day.
Master Shake: Are you kidding?! With APR like that I could just die!

Emory: So why isn't he, like, melting? I mean, the beam's supposed to be on.
Oglethorpe: Well, it's not! I'm looking right at it, and it's not on!
Emory: Maybe we need the remote control.
Oglethorpe: Well maybe you shouldn't have run the melter through the VCR, Scheisskopf!
Emory: Well, maybe it's because you said "I want all meltings to be taped", even though you never watch 'em!

"Okay, recite to me the number for the excavators..unless you wanna go back there and dig up the septic tank yourself."

5/24/2010 8:16:49 PM

do what now?

5/24/2010 8:41:32 PM

"Fart all yall. Yall go fart yourself."

5/24/2010 8:54:11 PM

Robot: [referring to new neighbor, Glenn Danzig] "I cannot live with that guy. He is so annoying, he is so frightening, and he doesn't wear a shirt."
Master Shake: "You make our house bleed, right now!"

5/25/2010 2:01:39 AM

^is there anyway to make the blood run up the walls?

5/25/2010 2:50:53 AM

Shake: Yes, I have banged hundreds of broads. Internationally. But Know this. I wrap my rascal 2 times. Because I like it to be joyless and without sensation, as a way of punishing super models.

Frylock: I know you've never had sex.
Shake: Hahah, I've hit that.
Frylock: Hit what?
Shake: ... Booty
Frylock: Who? Where? With what?
Shake: I'll address each question at the appropriate time.

5/25/2010 4:04:36 AM

shake: that's not very urban

shake: who wants to make & receive cellular phone calls?

shake: it's all i can do to not burst into masterbation right now as we speak

shake: i've got a complicated handshake i wanna try out

5/25/2010 7:06:41 AM

frylock "HOW YOU GONNA CLEAN THE KITCHEN WITH CHEESE, SHAKE?!"

5/25/2010 7:27:10 AM

"They ain't got no batroom here"

Carl trying to sell their house to the Asian couple
he is saying Bathroom but sounds like batroom

5/25/2010 10:34:24 AM

Meatwad: Well hey now, guys, look. I do not want to do anything illegal here... but I would kill somebody... in front of their own mama... to get a ten speed. And if any witnesses testify against me, I'll gouge their eyes out.

5/25/2010 10:41:37 AM

Carl: Which one of you guys been playing I Like Candy for a frickin' week?

Frylock: It was your other neighbours.

Master Shake: Meatwad.

Carl: You know what, at this point, it doesn't matter. 'Cause it keeps running inside my head and it won't leave unless I blow it out with a bullet!

5/25/2010 10:50:36 AM

SURF! TURF!

5/25/2010 12:41:21 PM

Meatwad (handing a bat to Shake): "Put this in there. Make her scared of it."

"I like it when it's chunky. It's spreadable and it's edible"

"Frylock, please. Make us a TV. I mean look at me. How else am I gonna face the day? I ain't got no job, my wife left me, bills piling up, I got child support payments, and I have no idea if what I said is true. But I believe it."

5/25/2010 1:03:30 PM

WHERE YOU AT, DAWG?

5/25/2010 1:16:40 PM

Carl: It's kinda like the movie predator, only instead of huntin' people he's like crappin'.

Total ReCarl

5/25/2010 2:34:55 PM

Shake: Please do not undercut me in front of the child. I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this.

Meatwad: It's okay Shake. 'cause whoever you decide that you are, I still gonna love you... just not in a gay way. cause God makes all people different sizes and shapes and problems but he only makes the people he hate gay. That's you! You it, boy. You gay!

5/25/2010 2:46:13 PM

Man there are too many

[Carl stares at unreadable writing scrawled all over the side of his house]
Meatwad's Voice: Dear Carl, thank you in advance for feeding my dolls while we out in Panama City scaring up venture capital money for my stand-up comedy tour Meatwad Unplugged: No Buns Allowed. And also… we also gettin' a tan. Now remember Dewy and Vanessa won't eat anything but chicken chow mein noodles, and you know Boxy, he eat anything as long as it's deep fired. They need to be walked twice a day, and be sure pick up their doll droppings; you get a fine from the city. Thanks again. Sorry about the house big guy. Sincerely, Meatwad.

Carl: All right. What the fuck does this say?
***Later on
Meatwad: Did you find my note?
Carl: Oh, was that you, yeah? Thanks for, uh, etchin' it into the side of my house.
Meatwad: Is you mad? You ain't mad are ya?
Carl: Yeah, while we're talkin', you wanna tell me what it frickin' says?
Meatwad: What what says.
Carl: The note.
Meatwad: What note?
Carl: The one on the side of my house!
Meatwad: Oh, that yeah, well, I don't remember.
Carl: Of course.

5/25/2010 2:55:39 PM

YEAH YOU DINGBAT

5/25/2010 2:59:01 PM

meatwad: " OH I DIDN'T! Remove the chain, 'cause that's off it"



meatwad: "Look, the right thing to do is to accept him for his difference. Or you could just cut his head off, hide the body in the desert. That'd be different."

frylock: "MEATWAD!"

meatwad: "SOMEONE'S BEEN OFF THE CHAIN AGAIN!"

5/25/2010 9:34:25 PM

commence to jigglin'

5/26/2010 1:25:26 AM

Oglethorpe: DO NOT INSULT OBNOTICUS OR YOU SHALL BE DAMNED FOREVER TO THE FORBIDDEN ZONE!

5/26/2010 5:10:00 AM

Truly, they were... an Aqua Teen... Hunger Force.

[Shake, looking at a Carl made of eyeballs]
But look, I mean - is he going to be able to chase us? 'Cause if I woke up lookin' like that, I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it.

5/26/2010 11:08:31 AM

"Hey Fryman you see what I order? Im gonna be fartin blood over here" -Carl

5/26/2010 2:44:29 PM

MS: 'i saw you in the basement huggin that mummy'

5/27/2010 3:00:04 PM

"He doesn't mind he doesn't have any family"

"Yeah because he's boring. Would you visit this? i wouldn't. You have to engage people with clever conversation"







"Sammy the gerbil and his muffin adventure"
"Over and over again"
"Sammy the gerbil and his muffin adventure"
"Make it your own"
"Sammy the gerbil... and his muffin adventure!"





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5/27/2010 3:08:25 PM

"Now tell him you've changed your life"
"I've changed my life"
"You've seen the error of your ways"
"I've seen the error of my ways"
"Now i want you to fart in my mouth"
"Now i want you to fart in- hey wait a minute"

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5/27/2010 3:10:47 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARueseUeTrA&feature=related

5/27/2010 3:17:41 PM

"I'm banging the pooooots"

"fiiiiiiineee, get a load of thiiiiis"

"Pooop ooooofff a couple rooounnndss"

"I'm the ghooost of the ghoooost that was just heeeeeeree"






haha its not even the quotes its just that guy's voice

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5/27/2010 3:18:33 PM

you're going to get me that happy time dialysis machine

5/27/2010 3:19:54 PM