The question about whether or not you can live off someone's shit will finally be answered.

5/25/2010 6:00:24 PM

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5/25/2010 6:02:22 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I laffed, HARD.

ATM ITT.

5/25/2010 6:03:34 PM

that's REAL ATM, not the one that includes the middle man (aka a p33n)

5/25/2010 6:04:55 PM

LOL! This is great.

5/25/2010 7:13:38 PM

old

And no, it wouldn't work. You'd have to hook person 2 and 3 up to an IV, which is cheating.

5/25/2010 7:13:43 PM

dont laugh at me but i got a little freaked out

5/25/2010 7:20:24 PM

I had forgotten about this movie.

5/25/2010 8:04:41 PM

ha i went to the movie rental store near my house and was looking for this. i couldn't find it and only the movie-snob-employee was there so i wasn't going to ask. then he finally asked what i was looking for and told the truth without thinking...i then got a lecture on how i shouldn't watch crappy movies... so i grabbed the next awful thing i saw and told him wanted that.

5/25/2010 8:18:26 PM

YOU SHOWED HIM

5/25/2010 8:22:31 PM

Joie....I was driving with my bf yesterday and we were listening to Howard Stern who was talking about this...I had thankfully forgotten about it but then last night my bf sent me the link to the trailer...reminding me. I decided there was no way I was watching it before I went to sleep so I'd watch in the am....it was a good decision

5/25/2010 8:31:00 PM

drat, not yet available through netflix.

5/25/2010 8:39:01 PM

this movie is stupid and unimpressive. august underground ftw if you're into that kind of thing.

5/25/2010 9:23:47 PM

^^^lol, im glad im not the only wuss

[Edited on May 25, 2010 at 9:26 PM. Reason : gah. i wish i hadnt even watched the trailer earlier. ]

[Edited on May 25, 2010 at 9:31 PM. Reason : now i just googled august rush. wtf is my problem? ]

5/25/2010 9:24:48 PM

It wouldn't be so bad as long as you were the guy in front...

5/25/2010 9:34:00 PM

how much would it suck if the person in front of you got explosive shits.

5/25/2010 9:39:52 PM

it would probably suck even with regular shits

5/25/2010 9:56:17 PM

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"how much would it suck if the person in front of you got explosive shits."

Probably not as much. Less to chew. Easier to swallow. If you didn't have a tongue, you couldn't taste it anyways.

5/25/2010 9:58:00 PM

AHAHAHAA my friend at NYU had to screen this for his internship at the IFC channel

5/25/2010 10:03:43 PM

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"dont laugh at me but i got a little freaked out "

well, that is the point of the movie.

FYI, this movie is on TWC on-demand. But everything I've read about says it sucks, so i just passed over it. But it did seem like a disturbingly interesting idea from the description.

it's also supposed to be part 1 of 3.

[Edited on May 25, 2010 at 10:06 PM. Reason : .]

5/25/2010 10:06:08 PM

Hah....it's playing at a theater here and we're gonna see it. Well....he wants to and my big mouth said 'it's too bad it's not playing somewhere else I'd totally see it'...FUCK

5/25/2010 10:07:59 PM

so if the top guy farts...

5/25/2010 11:58:41 PM

didnt you like that toothed vag movie too..."Tooth" i think

5/26/2010 3:47:50 AM

"100% MEDICALLY ACCURATE"

5/26/2010 4:07:18 AM

If I were to watch this I'd probably just skip ahead to the last 10 minutes to see the centipede action

5/26/2010 4:29:12 AM

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"so if the top guy farts..."

Jader is fine with a dude shitting in his mouth, ITT

5/26/2010 6:56:40 AM

I started reading the wiki plot of this movie, second sentence:

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"Later, two U.S. tourists, Lindsay and Jenny, arrive at Heiter's house as they search for help after getting a flat tire."

If you can't even think of a good set up then the rest of the movie is probably just as bad or worse. I'm pretty sure the idea of this movie is way more interesting than actually watching it. Also it looks like a ripoff of the Saw movies. Meh, I'll probably watch it but I doubt it'll be very good.

5/26/2010 7:20:12 AM

I could fap to this I think.

5/26/2010 7:28:48 AM

The best part is there's a sequel in the works with -- wait for it -- a human centipede with 12 segments.

[Edited on May 26, 2010 at 7:31 AM. Reason : ...]

5/26/2010 7:31:20 AM

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"100% MEDICALLY ACCURATE"

5/26/2010 8:49:51 AM

wouldnt a true human centipede be a hundred humans

5/26/2010 8:55:46 AM

If you count arms and legs, you'd only really need 25 humans to make a centipede.

5/26/2010 8:57:40 AM

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"Actually a centipede does not have 100 legs but varies from type they can be as low as 30. Usually they have around 40 . TFR: While the statement that the number of legs vary depending on type, to generalise that they have 100 legs is simply not true. 100 legs is naturally not common in centipede circles and the name centipede was given as they were just seen to have hundreds of legs. As it turns out, Centipides tend to only have UNEVEN pairs of legs (15 pairs = 30 legs, 17 pairs = 34). Given that 50 pairs (=100 legs) is an EVEN paring, an 100 legged centipede does not naturally occur "

5/26/2010 8:58:36 AM

Ok, Internet. You have spawned way too many fucked up ideas. It's time to stop.

5/26/2010 9:56:01 AM

Human Centipedes?

In my vagina?

5/26/2010 10:22:18 AM

Haha watched this movie a few weeks ago. Aside from the shock factor, eh, it's not much. It isn't a ripoff of Saw though... Saw focuses more on torture pr0n and gore and crap. As messed up as this movie is, there really isn't that much gore. It's just a disturbing concept. And yes, a sequel is in the works.


SPOILER:


Anyone who has seen this though, you'll realize that the people act like the most cliche horror movie victims ever. There is a part when the main character has the opportunity to escape, run off, and find the police. Instead she goes back for her [unconscious] friend and drags her body up the stairs, out to the front lawn, and ultimately gets captured again by the mad doctor. Was she seriously planning on dragging the body miles through the woods? In the time it took for the doctor to find and shoot her with the tranquilizer, she could have been miles away.

Also, the part when the doctor comes down stairs and the Japanese guy stabs him in the foot with the scalpel... then just crawls away. Really? The dude was unconscious and you had a surgical blade right there? Why not stab him in the eye and just kill him? Lord knows your were pissed off enough at him.

5/26/2010 10:34:42 AM

6/4/2010 12:03:01 PM

I want to see this

6/4/2010 12:13:22 PM

Someone got paid to write this script.

6/4/2010 1:05:52 PM

I LOLed when I read "100% medically accurate"

6/4/2010 1:12:54 PM

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"Someone got paid to write this script."

I'd say it started out as a (dumb) joke that just kind of snowballed. The premise is disturbing, execution falls way short of even being watchable. It's so cliche, they practically stiched toghether every dumb movie trope (or whatever it's called) you can think of: international travelers, get lost, get a flat, happen upon the evil doctor's house, etc. Do yourself a favor, just watch Dead Ringers or something.

6/4/2010 2:43:32 PM

6/4/2010 2:55:08 PM

i am watching this movie

6/4/2010 3:37:41 PM