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You are not your photo gallery.
You are not your fucking post count.

How much can someone know about themself if they never played NFL Survivor?

Listen up maggots, its that time again.


Do I really need to spell out the rules again?
I am sure someone on here is bound to fuck it up if I dont, so here goes:

Each week, you pick a team to win, if that team wins, you survive and play again the next week
If that team loses, you die, and thats pretty much it, but in death, you have a name.
The last man (or woman) standing wins.


pretty simple huh? lets make it complicated


TIME
Picks must be made by noon TWW server time on date of the game in question.

BYE
Everyone starts the game with 2 byes, you can use these to skip a week.

BULLSHIT RULE
If your team loses by 7 or less points, and there is a bullshit call to blame, you lose all byes, but continue to the next week. You must have at least one bye to call bullshit. And it helps if you can prove the bullshit.

SAME TEAM
You cannot pick the same team in back to back weeks, but there is no limit to how many times you can pick the same team otherwise.

Thats pretty much it.

Round 1: Preseason week 3

If you get it right, you get another bye.
If you get wrong, then you just suck.(but you are still in the game)

Thurs, Aug 26, make your pick by 12PM TWW Server Time
STL @ NE
IND @ GB

Fri, Aug 27, make your pick by 12PM TWW Server Time
ATL @ MIA
WAS @ NYJ
SD @ NO
PHI @ KC

Sat, Aug 28, make your pick by 12PM TWW Server Time
CLE @ DET
CIN @ BUF
JAC @ TB
NYG @ BAL
DAL @ HOU
SEA @ MIN
TEN @ CAR
ARI @ CHI
SF @ OAK

Sun, Aug 29, make your pick by 12PM TWW Server Time
PIT @ DEN

8/24/2010 11:21:40 AM

fuck picking preseason games

8/24/2010 11:22:57 AM

fuck you too

8/24/2010 11:23:47 AM

fuck picking preseason games

8/24/2010 11:23:48 AM

fuck you too

8/24/2010 11:24:11 AM

Titans

8/24/2010 11:33:28 AM

its for an extra advantage, no need to pick a preseason game if you don't want

for week 3 it make some sort of sense as the starters will play the longest compared to the oether games

NE

[Edited on August 24, 2010 at 11:44 AM. Reason : .]

8/24/2010 11:43:10 AM

Quote :

"for week 3 it make some sort of sense as the starters will play the longest compared to the oether games"

then who was phone?

8/24/2010 11:44:32 AM

let's not shit up the thread, now

8/24/2010 11:45:48 AM

da bears

8/24/2010 11:48:23 AM

Am I really going to have to waste both of my byes just to avoid picking until the games actually matter?

8/24/2010 11:49:22 AM

^shoot yourself, now

8/24/2010 11:50:48 AM

NE over STL

8/24/2010 11:55:02 AM

Jets

8/24/2010 11:55:27 AM

TEN

8/24/2010 11:56:32 AM

this is the "easy version" because its easy to predict what 2nd and 3rd stringers will do in the 4th quarter of preseason games

fuck it i'm taking Oakland

8/24/2010 11:58:02 AM

Round 1 List:

Ribs - Titans
GenghisJohn - NE
dzags18 - da bears
DROD900 - NE
Sweden - Jets
stillrolling - Ten
TreeTwista10 - Oakland
DalCowboys - SF

8/24/2010 12:14:04 PM

Rams in a stone cold lock.

8/24/2010 12:45:29 PM

Buffalo over Cincy.

thanks for spelling out the rules - never played before. Do we have to beat the spread? I guess not...

8/24/2010 2:18:38 PM

jax

8/24/2010 2:44:09 PM

Titans

8/24/2010 3:12:16 PM

^^^ No spread, just picking winner.

8/24/2010 3:19:46 PM

Jets

8/24/2010 4:51:29 PM

Ribs - Titans
GenghisJohn - Patriots
dzags18 - daaa Bears
DROD900 - Patriots
Sweden - Jets
stillrolling - Titans
TreeTwista10 - Raiders
DalCowboys - 49ers
hey now - Rams
jdman - Bills
wlb420 - Jaguars
mizzo - Titans
nuitari - Jets

8/24/2010 4:56:31 PM

San Fran

8/24/2010 5:12:19 PM

Ribs - Titans
GenghisJohn - Patriots
dzags18 - daaa Bears
DROD900 - Patriots
Sweden - Jets
stillrolling - Titans
TreeTwista10 - Raiders
DalCowboys - 49ers
hey now - Rams
jdman - Bills
wlb420 - Jaguars
mizzo - Titans
nuitari - Jets
stowaway - Vikings

8/24/2010 5:28:00 PM

J E T S JETS JETS JETS

8/24/2010 8:07:50 PM

Jets

8/24/2010 8:37:58 PM

J-E-T-S

8/24/2010 9:07:37 PM

Patriots


III

8/24/2010 9:57:12 PM

i, too, will be picking the Jets.

8/25/2010 12:29:16 AM

Cleveland

8/25/2010 9:43:08 AM

^

Quote :

"The last man (or woman) standing wins."

8/25/2010 9:49:09 AM

Patriots

8/25/2010 11:11:57 AM

Green Bay

8/25/2010 12:12:35 PM

jets

8/25/2010 12:16:25 PM

Quote :

""The last man (or woman) standing wins.""

for the nthteen time, click user info, receive info, become educated

8/25/2010 1:38:15 PM

Real Name : Kim S Lackey

8/25/2010 1:58:33 PM

titans

8/25/2010 1:58:34 PM

Real Name: Kim's Lackey (Kevin)

8/25/2010 2:02:44 PM

steelers over broncos

8/25/2010 4:37:07 PM

New England

8/26/2010 8:22:53 AM

Jets over Redskins.

8/26/2010 9:54:59 AM

Rams up 6 on the Pats, hey now looking sharp...i didnt pick NE but this shit is dumb to have preseason games

8/26/2010 9:48:02 PM

A lock is a lock, and the Rams NEVER lose to NE in August. Too much pride in the organization.

8/26/2010 9:50:16 PM

NYJ/WAS

8/26/2010 9:57:19 PM

1:00 to go, Rams down 2 with ball on NE 23.

8/26/2010 10:45:14 PM

Walk off FG. Shit is going to be too easy this year.

8/26/2010 10:46:31 PM

easy money

8/26/2010 11:02:41 PM

lol. being a boston resident, i was listening to Patriots talk radio earlier, and they were talking about even in the preseason how this would be a blowout. LOVE IT

8/26/2010 11:03:25 PM