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eyewall41
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Christine O'Donnell stated that evolution is a myth but more importantly when challenged her response was asking: Why aren't Monkeys still evolving into Humans?

LOL is anyone in Delaware having buyer's remorse yet?

9/25/2010 4:30:07 PM

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9/25/2010 4:49:02 PM

GeniuSxBoY
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Lamb with human face

[Edited on September 25, 2010 at 5:00 PM. Reason : .]

9/25/2010 5:00:00 PM

eyewall41
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Here is the link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqAq2jW8GE4

9/25/2010 5:04:20 PM

adultswim
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^
Hahaha, I love the look Joey gives her

9/25/2010 6:46:59 PM

mambagrl
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I'm no supporter but lay off with this and the witch crap. IT WAS 12 FREAKING YEARS AGO.

9/25/2010 7:03:30 PM

adultswim
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^
We all do stupid shit in high school, but she is 29 years old in that Bill Maher clip.

9/25/2010 8:13:29 PM

smc
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I agree with her. The monkeys need to get their shit together.

9/25/2010 9:46:09 PM

lewisje
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"LOL is anyone in Delaware having buyer's remorse yet?"
the purchase has not yet been made

there's still Coons

9/25/2010 11:15:19 PM

xvang
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If I was a monkey and I knew how stupid humans were, then I wouldn't want to evolve into one either.

9/25/2010 11:38:07 PM

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"Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans."

9/26/2010 12:07:33 AM

lewisje
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it's about population dynamics, not one inexorable evolutionary branching path

9/26/2010 12:29:10 AM

lafta
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she could have said, where is the missing link?

9/26/2010 1:47:51 AM

indy
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Which brings us to a segment we like to call.....

9/26/2010 2:40:47 AM

lewisje
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^^that game can be played indefinitely: because of the rarity with which fossilization occurs, the fossil record will always be incomplete, and the amazing thing is that paleontologists found even that small portion of evolutionary heritage written in stone

9/26/2010 3:56:30 AM

eyewall41
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lewisje very true but that was directed at those who voted for her in the primary.

9/26/2010 10:18:22 AM

Nerdchick
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what monkey would want to belong to the species that produced Christine O'Donnell

9/26/2010 1:19:47 PM

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9/26/2010 2:05:57 PM

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"If I work out everday and get very strong, those genes are passed on to my children but if I learn how to speak 7 languages, the only way they can be passed down to my children is if they grow up around me speaking them but they will still have to learn them again and have no advantage from my intelligence."

9/26/2010 2:28:37 PM

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9/26/2010 3:39:08 PM

mambagrl
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I still can't get over the fact that TWW doesn't understand the physical effects environment has on hereditary genetics. wow.

9/26/2010 3:43:12 PM

lafta
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this looks familiar

9/26/2010 3:59:55 PM

Dentaldamn
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too bad my dad didn't work out more.

9/26/2010 4:56:37 PM

EuroTitToss
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i'll play ball

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT THEY AREN'T?

9/26/2010 7:12:06 PM

Dentaldamn
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this ball game will only make you dumb.

9/26/2010 11:07:31 PM

disco_stu
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"I still can't get over the fact that TWW doesn't understand the physical effects environment has on hereditary genetics. wow."


AWWW FUCK, here we go again.

^^

9/27/2010 10:10:01 AM

FroshKiller
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omf lamarckian inheritance

9/27/2010 11:30:15 AM

joe_schmoe
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"too bad my dad didn't work out more."


me too. that lazy cocksmoker.

9/27/2010 11:33:48 AM

Dentaldamn
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Too bad my dad didn't get braces too.

He fucked me over pretty bad.

9/27/2010 12:23:31 PM

adultswim
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"I still can't get over the fact that TWW doesn't understand the physical effects environment has on hereditary genetics. wow."


What the hell is this in reference to?

9/27/2010 12:35:19 PM

joe_schmoe
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it's in reference to mambagrl not having any significant reading comprehension skills.

9/27/2010 12:40:03 PM

Dentaldamn
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this too...

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""If I work out everday and get very strong, those genes are passed on to my children but if I learn how to speak 7 languages, the only way they can be passed down to my children is if they grow up around me speaking them but they will still have to learn them again and have no advantage from my intelligence.""

9/27/2010 1:23:05 PM

mambagrl
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temperament is the only intrinsic cognitive trait and its not genetic

so your point?

9/27/2010 1:30:00 PM

spöokyjon

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Every time you talk about or respond to mambagrl, you are directly lowering the quality of this site. Yes, I realize this post falls into that category. But please, y'all, don't do it.

9/27/2010 1:32:00 PM

Dentaldamn
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its monday

have some fun

9/27/2010 2:06:24 PM

EuroTitToss
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"^^ "


No, seriously. I want to hear her response.

9/27/2010 2:20:59 PM

TreeTwista10
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What does an elephant use a sheep for?

A tampon

9/27/2010 2:33:59 PM

umbrellaman
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""I still can't get over the fact that TWW doesn't understand the physical effects environment has on hereditary genetics. wow."

What the hell is this in reference to?"


I assume she (he?) is referring to epigenetics, which studies how environmental stresses can affect and influence gene expression.

9/27/2010 2:46:30 PM

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"temperament is the only intrinsic cognitive trait and its not genetic

so your point?"


lol what the fuck does this mean?

Wait am I getting trolled?

9/27/2010 3:30:18 PM

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[Edited on September 27, 2010 at 3:42 PM. Reason : wtf]

9/27/2010 3:41:19 PM

McDanger
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(1) what is an "intrinsic cognitive trait"
(2) why is "temperament" the only one which isn't genetic? lol

suddenly schizophrenia doesn't influence someone's temperament. MAMBAGRL.

9/27/2010 4:38:59 PM

joe_schmoe
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you're really trying to argue with mambagrl?

hmm. do you also get a feeling of importance when you make special ed kids cry?

9/28/2010 11:10:50 AM

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http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/christine-odonnell-ad/1253643/

[Edited on October 11, 2010 at 12:11 AM. Reason : wow, SNL's embed code doesn't like tdub at all. link + youtube version instead]

10/11/2010 12:07:27 AM

McDanger
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How do you possess an adult brain and not believe in evolution?

10/12/2010 10:54:21 AM

Skack
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Maybe their family hasn't evolved enough yet.

10/12/2010 12:18:28 PM

Shaggy
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anyone with a functional brain can understand why evolution is the superior theory. Anyone with a non-functional brain will resort to whatever they were taught first (in the case of the US this mostly means religious dogma).

^^ you tend to give the average person too much benefit of the doubt when it comes to intelligence.

[Edited on October 12, 2010 at 1:09 PM. Reason : .]

10/12/2010 1:05:23 PM

McDanger
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This is no average person this is somebody who might be running things

Either she's pandering to a retarded base or is retarded

10/12/2010 1:14:11 PM

disco_stu
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44 percent of Americans think the world is less than 10,000 years old. In before GrumpyGOP tells me why this isn't a problem.

10/12/2010 1:16:19 PM

McDanger
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44 percent seems high do you have a poll or something to reference

10/12/2010 1:32:22 PM

disco_stu
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http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2680/nearly-half-the-u-s-population-believes-the-earth-is-less-than-10-000-years-old

http://www.pollingreport.com/science.htm
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"Gallup Poll. May 8-11, 2008. N=1,017 adults nationwide. MoE ± 3.


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"Which of the following statements comes closest to your views on the origin and development of human beings? (1) Human beings have developed over millions of years from less advanced forms of life, but God guided this process. (2) Human beings have developed over millions of years from less advanced forms of life, but God had no part in this process. (3) God created human beings pretty much in their present form at one time within the last 10,000 years or so."
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In 2008, 44% answered 3.
Granted, that doesn't necessarily mean that they think the Earth is less than 10,000 year old but if they have that theology it easily follows.

10/12/2010 1:36:43 PM

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