OK, so my dog has many instances of retard-om, but today he has made it tww thread-worthy


so what he did today: he got excited over nothing (not uncommon) and started doing 'puppy sprints' (again not uncommon)

the problem occurred when he was running down the stairs (which has a 180 degree turn in them) and put his head through the wall... he sat there barking because he got himself stuck and managed to make the hole worse while struggling to get out.

the dog is alright, but damn it- that is the second hole he has put in the dry wall. At least I saw this one and know how he is doing it. The only problem is that I am not a dry wall guy at all and do not want to have to learn how to fix this on 2 separate holes. That (not-so) little fucker is gonna drive me nuts


I guess this thread is for instances where your pet does something so stupid that you have to share it and laugh about it

[Edited on October 20, 2010 at 4:39 PM. Reason : h]

10/20/2010 4:37:54 PM

Yea my woman is also an idiot

10/20/2010 4:38:17 PM

added to my topics

i'm sure i'll have plenty to contribute

10/20/2010 4:38:58 PM

"puppy sprints"

my dog used to do that shit

knocked over a lamp into my tv and put a nice scratch in the screen, like 10" long

can only really see it when the screens white (watching hockey) though so it's ok

but man was i pissed

10/20/2010 4:41:07 PM

there is a big thread dedicated to patching a hole in the lounge
im sure you can find it but im too lazy to do it right now

10/20/2010 4:54:44 PM

small dogs ftw, no holes in the walls from Macho

10/20/2010 5:04:01 PM

know anyone who would want a peyton?

10/20/2010 5:05:13 PM

craigslist

10/20/2010 5:07:15 PM

would be funnier with pix

10/20/2010 5:07:51 PM

My dog would constantly fall down the stairs when I called him

10/20/2010 5:28:36 PM

Ike tried to use that one with the cops


they didnt buy it

10/20/2010 5:29:31 PM

send him to the giants... they would love a peyton instead of an eli

10/20/2010 7:28:32 PM

My cat, Captain Insaneo, eats about 1 sq inch of cardboard a day...He hides reserves in my boxspring.

10/20/2010 8:03:18 PM

I'm still waiting for pics of the holes in the wall.

which will we see first? these or the rack of the frito girl?

10/20/2010 8:07:29 PM

10/20/2010 8:11:42 PM

TTT- the little jerk is sound asleep, snoring up a storm. This means he will be wide awake and begging to play at about 4am

12/7/2010 6:10:00 PM

This sounds like something my cat would do if she had the bodyweight.

12/7/2010 6:30:37 PM

our cat gets the midnight crazies where he yells and sprints around the house at weird hours of the night. I've gotten to the point where I can sleep through it (but it wakes up the fiance, who yells at him, and thus wakes me up)

12/7/2010 6:32:22 PM

i had hoped this thread would be accompanied by photos but it did make me laugh

12/7/2010 6:34:47 PM

haha I never did take a picture of the hole... LP78 saw it though- it was quite impressive

12/7/2010 6:37:31 PM

wheres the out of context thread when you need it

^that post would be gold

12/7/2010 7:23:17 PM

Quote :

"knocked over a lamp into my tv and put a nice scratch in the screen, like 10" long"

oh the fort sumter memories

12/7/2010 7:26:07 PM

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[Edited on December 7, 2010 at 7:38 PM. Reason : .]

12/7/2010 7:38:05 PM

I spend hundreds of dollars on all sorts of toys and treats, but of course dumb fuck would rather chew up my socks and underpants

12/7/2010 7:41:32 PM

The only idiots in this thread are the pet owners.

12/7/2010 7:43:00 PM

^^ he's pissed at you for some reason. Chewing something that smells like you is payback

12/7/2010 7:45:28 PM

Quote :

"fiance, who yells at him, and thus wakes me up"

Have her put down.

12/7/2010 7:45:42 PM

OK, I'll start with the pics portion of the thread then. My dog does many stupid thing, but the one thing I have pics of is the fact that he likes to sleep on top of things that would appear to be uncomfortable. Exhibit A, a small plastic storage crate.



Exhibit bB, he is actually sleeping with his nose proped on the ground like a kickstand.

12/7/2010 8:26:23 PM

My bunny is smart as f**k. She plots things.

My dad's two yappy Maltese dogs(inherited from divorce) are the most annoying and dumb animals ever.

12/8/2010 12:08:55 AM

Bongo has a habit of barking (not at human beings or other dogs) but at leaves as they blow across the sidewalk.

So I guess I should feel relieved that if I ever get mugged by a pile of leaves he will come to my defense

Oh and here is Bongo:

12/8/2010 12:31:59 AM

^ THE LEAVES! THEY'RE RAPING ME!

12/8/2010 9:21:13 AM

12/8/2010 9:24:13 AM

Brett, are you considering getting rid of Peyton?




As far as my dog, for some reason he is deathly afraid of...the slap chop. Ya know, that thing you use in the kitchen to chop veggies/fruits into lots of tiny squares. He'll run away and hide in a closet and shake for 30 minutes.

On the flip side if there's a thunderstorm or a big dog barking at him or a loud car he could care less.

12/8/2010 9:29:01 AM

we had a bichon frise that I think was retarded and would bark at anything. Leaves, rain, snow... anything. He also tried to run out into the back yard every day, and every day ran right into the glass door... he never learned

^haha no- we are going to be getting him professional help after the holidays though (when we have a little more $ and we won't have to interrupt training time with traveling and boarding)

[Edited on December 8, 2010 at 9:31 AM. Reason : w]

12/8/2010 9:30:30 AM

Biofreak70's dog gave me a concussion back in March!

12/8/2010 9:32:24 AM

oh that? that was a love tap though... you should feel honored that he chose your head to ram his into while jumping over the couch

12/8/2010 9:37:48 AM

lemme know how much that sets you back. i'm curious to see what this dog's gonna cost you

12/8/2010 9:47:39 AM

haha emergency trips to the vet and all the toys and food have already cost me more than I was expecting (but I am making up for it by getting all other services for free from pops)

the training is gonna be around 150 bucks for the first set of classes

12/8/2010 9:52:06 AM

bumped for wolfpackgrr

11/3/2011 7:36:51 PM

My dog would make a horrible search dog.

We trained her to recognize a couple of her toy's by name. Problem is if the toy is hidden behind or under something she says fuck it and gets a random toy that's easier to find. I could see her being on the hunt for a missing child, saying fuck it, and just heading to the nearest daycare center to claim a random child

11/3/2011 7:40:48 PM

Everyone with a pet should be posting in this thread.

All pets are idiots.

11/3/2011 7:41:41 PM

Quote :

"Bongo has a habit of barking (not at human beings or other dogs) but at leaves as they blow across the sidewalk."

Bob barks at just about anything that's out of place. Last weekend he stood at a door barking at a flower pot for 5-10 mins before somebody walked outside and moved it so that he couldn't see it anymore. Then the world was perfect again.

11/3/2011 8:04:03 PM

ehe

11/3/2011 8:06:37 PM

pics or it didn't happen

11/3/2011 8:22:16 PM

My stairs are hardwood and have two 90 degree turns. Butler ran down them excited and busted his ass on two separate occasions and was scared of all stairs for a period.

Now the stairs have a runner.

11/3/2011 8:23:45 PM

My miniature schnauzer is scared of the dark. We got her from the schnauzer rescue and she had been abused. If its dark outside everything becomes a monster and she barks her head off. Also, she won't enter a dark room by herself. She waits for me or my gf to turn on a light in the bedroom before she will come in and lay down.

11/4/2011 12:09:00 AM

one time my german shepherd was on the deck and he tried to get out the gate by pushing between the wood "bars" and he got his head stuck and shat himself standing there for 4 hours or so when I got back from class. haha he didn't sit in it though so props to him

11/4/2011 1:34:03 AM