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aph319
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It's dead but it's in pretty good condition. Doesn't look like it was run over by a car, maybe just hit by one. Anyways, free cat for sale.

11/18/2010 9:02:06 AM

mdbncsu
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Pics or it didn't happen.

or

Make a free cat sign with an arrow. Then take pics of passerby's reactions.

11/18/2010 9:03:38 AM

aph319
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Do you really want to see a picture of a dead cat? It's like every other cat you've seen, only this one is dead.

11/18/2010 9:04:38 AM

BoondockSt
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psh, someone please move this to classifieds

I want a dead cat like everyone else, but I want to find it in the section that's designed for these sorts of transactions.

That said, $2.50?

11/18/2010 9:06:04 AM

aph319
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$7.99 for shipping and handling. Emphasis on the handling part.

11/18/2010 9:07:15 AM

BIGcementpon
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Quote :
"free cat for sale"

11/18/2010 11:20:06 AM

wawebste
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can we get a diagram

11/18/2010 11:25:05 AM

indy
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11/18/2010 11:26:20 AM

LRlilDaddy
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better than a dead cat in the mailbox

11/18/2010 11:29:12 AM

wawebste
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^way to find that silver lining

11/18/2010 11:29:49 AM

aph319
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Quote :
"can we get a diagram"



11/18/2010 1:47:54 PM

wdprice3
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you get boners for dead cats?

11/18/2010 4:37:19 PM

G.O.D
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I'd be pretty pissed if I found a dead cat near my mailbox. It's like the dogs in the neighborhood arent' doing thier job. Don't they know they are supposed to eat the pussy too?

11/18/2010 4:56:39 PM

aph319
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I hope something comes and picks it up 'cause it looks like good eats.

11/18/2010 6:51:12 PM

Schmitty
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maybe it died because it had no way to ingest food

11/18/2010 7:02:14 PM

wwwebsurfer
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I BUSTED out laughing, right in the middle of the office, due to this thread earlier today

11/18/2010 9:47:40 PM

saps852
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"you get boners for dead cats?"


lol

11/18/2010 9:48:46 PM

aph319
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UPDATE


I was 'elected' to dispose of the carcass. For any cat pirates that are still interested in the l00t, consult the following map:

11/19/2010 8:45:15 AM

LRlilDaddy
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but what does the X mark?

11/19/2010 9:22:01 AM

Ribs
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deliciousness

11/19/2010 9:25:32 AM

ClassicMixup
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11/19/2010 9:46:05 AM

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[Edited on November 19, 2010 at 10:07 AM. Reason : BINGO]

11/19/2010 10:04:43 AM

ImYoPusha
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ahaha

11/19/2010 10:09:14 AM

aph319
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well played

11/19/2010 10:15:41 AM

umbrellaman
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Cue obligatory "free cat" pic.

11/19/2010 10:17:06 AM

wolfpackgrrr
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hahaha I this thread.

11/19/2010 10:17:23 AM

SchndlrsFist
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^^

11/19/2010 10:25:13 AM

Brainfreeze
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^ kinda messed up but at the same time can't help laughing

11/19/2010 11:19:25 AM

aph319
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High fives to my main men cold weather and rigor mortis. Made the job a lot easier.

Had this had happen during summer, I would have given it a proper Viking funeral in my neighbor's pool.

11/19/2010 12:56:34 PM

DeltaBeta
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Fuckin' cats.

11/19/2010 1:38:56 PM

rflong
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lol at this thread.

11/19/2010 2:39:55 PM

LRlilDaddy
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cats don't taste as good as you might think

11/19/2010 2:41:00 PM

aph319
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OK, which one of you fuckers dug up the cat and just left it there? If it didn't meet your dead cat criteria, then you should have reburied it or at least given it to goodwill. Now I have bury another lifeless cat, only this time it's limber and decomposing. Thanks a lot.

12/1/2010 7:53:29 PM

G.O.D
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wut

12/2/2010 12:50:58 AM

RachelMarie
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um, ew. you touched it? please tell me you at least wore gloves.

12/2/2010 1:04:16 AM

aph319
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No, I just hoist it around on a shovel. Sure I sniff it a little and maybe throw it at the neighbor's kids a couple of times, but I'd never touch it.

12/2/2010 8:02:46 AM

joe_schmoe
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I like this thread

B+

12/2/2010 10:39:44 AM

bmel
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Gross, but funny. lol

12/2/2010 10:57:28 AM

wolfpackgrrr
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To me, sounds like Pet Cemetery to me.

12/2/2010 10:59:25 AM

Skwinkle
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Sematary

12/2/2010 11:00:24 AM

wolfpackgrrr
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Only creepy people from Maine spell it that way.

12/2/2010 11:02:09 AM

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