Keep moving. I am not the droid you're looking for. Save us both while you still can. Passionate, and often pig headed activist intellectual seeks siren for love affair, children and occasional criminal conspiracy.

Such a woman should [be] spirited and playful, of high intelligence, though not necessarily formally educated, have spunk, class & inner strength and be able to think strategically about the world and the people she cares about.

12/16/2010 3:53:33 PM

low rent david spade, complete with the fivehead.

12/16/2010 3:56:16 PM

12/16/2010 3:58:20 PM

I don't know why, but I just have this feeling that he would have overly soft hands

12/16/2010 4:00:19 PM

Lol @ troopofechos

12/16/2010 4:04:02 PM

he is most definitely going to be somebody's bitch when he goes to prison

12/16/2010 4:06:17 PM

I bet he has a pez dispenser or transformer collection.

12/16/2010 4:07:37 PM

i bet he has over 24,000 posts on the wolf web

12/16/2010 4:08:18 PM

Don't forget the woman should be fine with no condoms.

12/16/2010 4:08:28 PM

damn it what's wrong with pez dispensers

12/16/2010 4:09:02 PM

^^^ maybe even over 47,000!

12/16/2010 4:10:17 PM

he looks like a pez dispenser . . . a pasty, baby-soft skinned pez dispenser. . . I think I threw up in my mouth

12/16/2010 4:11:03 PM

this dude just seems to be one of the most egomaniacal fuckers on earth

12/16/2010 4:11:21 PM

I feel like he snorts and rolls his eyes a lot when other people are talking.

12/16/2010 4:12:21 PM

He looks like he should be a villain in a Die Hard movie.

12/16/2010 4:12:57 PM

Quote :

"Julian Assange, the founder of the world's most notorious secret-sharing operation, has some embarrassing documents in his own past. We've obtained a series of emails detailing his stalkery courtship of a teenager in his pre-Wikileaks days. Elizabeth (not her real name) met Assange one night in April 2004, about two years before Assange started his now-infamous whistle-blowing website Wikileaks. She was 19 at the time; Assange was 33 and a student at the University of Melbourne studying physics and mathematics. Elizabeth spotted Assange at a bar near Melbourne and approached the older man with the long white hair because he seemed different than other guys she'd met. They chatted until the bar closed, and Assange walked Elizabeth back to the small town where she lived with her parents. Walking down a small country road, Assange kissed Elizabeth. She wasn't particularly thrilled by this development, but it didn't put her off too much either. "It was like, fine, whatever," Elizabeth said. "He wasn't creepy about it, and he didn't try anything weird." Before parting ways, Assange gave her a card with his name, email address, and an image of a lighthouse—possibly an early symbol of his quest for radical transparency. Elizabeth gave Assange her email address in return, and he took the train back to Melbourne."

http://gawker.com/5714043/the-creepy-lovesick-emails-of-julian-assange

12/16/2010 4:15:26 PM

What a tool.

12/16/2010 4:21:04 PM

Quote :

"he is most definitely going to be somebody's bitch when he goes to prison "

prison rape is hilarious

12/16/2010 4:25:14 PM

^^^Wow that is some of the worst e-game I've ever seen. Even most neckbearded nerds can pull off at least a decent amount of e-game from behind the safety of their keyboard but this dude just... wow.

12/16/2010 4:28:27 PM

Yes i do.

What do i do now?

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12/16/2010 4:29:32 PM

no offense to anybody named Julian on here but...

from my own experience in life, "Julian" most likely indicates a bitch of some kind.

12/16/2010 4:32:02 PM

ITT people over 30 on TWW act like theyve never tried to get some 19 yr old pussy

12/16/2010 4:32:28 PM

I know a dude named julian who is pretty cool. Only julian i know, but he came from a weird upbringing so thats probably way

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12/16/2010 4:32:36 PM

Those emails read like something I imagine dnl would write.

12/16/2010 4:34:43 PM

i'm sure you don't have to imagine

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12/16/2010 4:35:06 PM

^^ Or this guy:

12/16/2010 4:38:19 PM

ahahaha yes.

12/16/2010 4:38:59 PM

We are not kicking him because he's 30 trying to get some 19 year old leg. We are kicking him because his egame is TERRIBLE.

12/16/2010 5:30:40 PM