http://www.wral.com/arrest-photos/8981628/

Some of these are lollerific.. here are some of my personal favorites:

3/9/2011 11:47:35 AM

possession of weapons of mass destruction? who the fuck does this guy think he is? stewie griffin?

3/9/2011 11:52:17 AM

I think Steven Tyler needs to be charged with providing a false name and gender.

3/9/2011 11:53:27 AM

haha didnt even have to look to the right to know this guy was in for WEED

Name: Ryan Paul Smith,
Age: 21,
Height: 5' 11" ,
Weight: 145,
Sex: Male,
Arrested: Feb 22, 2011, 6:45 p.m. in Raleigh by RPD-Raleigh Police Dept.
Charges: P/w/i/s/d marijuana 90-95 a (Felony), Maint dwell/mv keep/sell cs 90-108a (Felony)

[Edited on March 9, 2011 at 11:56 AM. Reason : ]

3/9/2011 11:55:10 AM

Is there a search by name for wake county arrest records site? I was looking for such a site last week but couldn't find one

3/9/2011 11:55:37 AM

I still maintain that the purposes of the police and then news publishing shit like this is to embarrass people that have been arrested; which is a very morally corrupt thing to do BEFORE these people are actually found guilty and convicted.

LOL, innocent until proven guilty my ass.

3/9/2011 11:58:24 AM

^100% agree

3/9/2011 12:09:38 PM

^ I agree it's crap this stuff gets published before the person is convicted. We should do it like the Brits imo (keeping the name out of the papers until the person is convicted).

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Meth's a helluva drug

3/9/2011 12:10:12 PM

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"I think Steven Tyler needs to be charged with providing a false name and gender."

lol

3/9/2011 12:14:31 PM

I, too, completely agree but these photos still bring the lols.

3/9/2011 12:15:37 PM

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"Name:Jonathan Taylor Cooper Age:21 Height:6' 5" Weight:220 Sex:Male Arrested:Mar 4, 2011, 3:13 p.m. in Raleigh by RPD-Raleigh Police Dept. Charges:Growing marijuana 90-95 a (Felony), Maint dwell/mv keep/sell cs 90-108a (Felony), Poss drug paraphernalia 90-113.4 (Misdemeanor), Poss stolen goods 14-71 a (m) (Misdemeanor)"

Big surprise here

[Edited on March 9, 2011 at 12:18 PM. Reason : great derp face too]

3/9/2011 12:18:37 PM

He'll be making more money than me when they legalize medical marijuana in NC

3/9/2011 12:19:54 PM

this one made me laugh




Name: Phillip Allen Pettit
Age: 35
Height: 6' 1"
Weight: 386
Sex: Male
Arrested: Mar 4, 2011, 12:30 p.m. in Raleigh by RPD-Raleigh Police Dept.
Charge: Secret peeping 14-202 (Felony)

[Edited on March 9, 2011 at 1:31 PM. Reason : arrested Feb. 28 on same charge. dude likes to peep. secretly.]

3/9/2011 1:25:23 PM

lol this dude looks like antoin dodson.



holy giant forehead.



hey girl heeeeeey

[Edited on March 9, 2011 at 1:28 PM. Reason : haha]

3/9/2011 1:26:00 PM

I purchase the slammer weekly i dont need your thread

3/9/2011 1:26:10 PM

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"possession of weapons of mass destruction?"

Were you around in 2004?

http://wwwcache2.wral.com/news/local/story/112632/

tldr - Teen charged with weapons of mass destruction because he had some pipe bombs in his car. Could you do some damage with a dozen pipe bombs? Absolutely. Don't know how much mass destruction you could achieve though.

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"Secret peeping "

Haha. Now I have this mental image of the guy behind a small tree thinking that he is hidden from view.

[Edited on March 9, 2011 at 1:33 PM. Reason : -]

[Edited on March 9, 2011 at 1:46 PM. Reason : -]

3/9/2011 1:30:06 PM

i am scarred for life

3/9/2011 1:30:58 PM

weapon of mass destrcution probably more alludes to the fact that there is no target so there is a potential health risk to whoever might happen to be in the area at the time

which in theory could be the entire wake county populace.

If im not mistaken choppers are considered WMDs by some departments.

^because hes black?

[Edited on March 9, 2011 at 1:32 PM. Reason : f]

3/9/2011 1:32:11 PM

maybe by mass destruction it means that it can deal AOE (Area of Effect) damage.

3/9/2011 1:32:19 PM

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"^because hes black?"

lolz. i was referring to his death stare into the camera

3/9/2011 1:34:48 PM

I think it means they liked throwing the term around post 9/11. It was the trendy thing to do.

Still, I knew a kid in high school that made pipe bombs out of CO2 cartridges all the time. All he did was toss them in creeks. I guess nowadays he'd be a terrorist.

[Edited on March 9, 2011 at 1:38 PM. Reason : -]

3/9/2011 1:35:29 PM

aaaahahahahahaha

3/9/2011 1:35:39 PM

it looks like someone just farted something rank and he got a whiff

3/9/2011 1:37:20 PM

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"i am scarred for life "

From the looks of it you really don't have anything to worry about unless you are Tony Stark.

3/9/2011 1:43:51 PM

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"weapon of mass destrcution probably more alludes to the fact that there is no target so there is a potential health risk to whoever might happen to be in the area at the time "

agreed.

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". Weapons of Mass Destruction North Carolina General Statute § 14-288.8 provides that it is unlawful for any person to manufacture, assemble, possess, store, transport, sell, offer to sell, purchase, offer to purchase, deliver, give to another, or acquire any weapon of mass death and destruction. A weapon of mass death and destruction includes: 1. bombs of all sorts; 2. grenades; 3. rockets having a propellant charge of more than four (4) ounces; 4. a missile having an explosive or incendiary charge of more than one-quarter (1/4) ounce; 5. mines; 6. any type of weapon (other than a shotgun or a shotgun shell of a type particularly suitable for sporting purposes) which will expel a projectile using an explosive, or other propellant, and which has a barrel with a bore of more than one-half (1/2) inch in diameter; 7. any firearm capable of fully automatic fire; 8. any shotgun with a barrel length less than eighteen (18) inches or an overall length of less than twenty-six (26) inches; 9. a rifle with a barrel length of less than sixteen (16) inches or an overall length of less than twenty-six (26) inches; 10. any muffler or silencer for any firearm, whether or not such firearm is included within this definition; and 11. any combination of parts either designed or intended for use in converting a device into any weapon described above, and from which a weapon of mass death and destruction may readily be assembled. Thus, a device which could convert a semi-automatic firearm into one capable of full automatic fire, would be in violation of this statute, whether or not one actually possesses such a weapon. The 23 possession of the device itself is a crime. If any person possesses a weapon of mass death and destruction in violation of this statute, he/she would be guilty of a Class F Felony. The only persons allowed to own or possess a weapon of mass death and destruction, as defined above, are the following: 1. persons exempted from the provisions of carrying a concealed weapon in North Carolina, with respect to any activity lawfully engaged in while carrying out their duties; 2. importers, manufacturers, dealers, and collectors of firearms, ammunition, or destructive devices validly licensed under the laws of the United States or the State of North Carolina, while lawfully engaged in activities authorized under their licenses; 3. persons under contract with the United States, the State of North Carolina, or any agency of either government, with respect to any activities lawfully engaged in under their contracts; or 4. inventors, designers, ordinance consultants and researchers, chemists, physicists, and other persons lawfully engaged in pursuits designed to enlarge the knowledge of, or to facilitate the creation, development, or manufacture of weapons of mass death and destruction intended for use in a manner consistent with the laws of the United States and the State of North Carolina. C. Nuclear, Biological, or Chemical Weapons of Mass Destruction Pursuant to North Carolina General Statute § 14-288.21, it is unlawful for any person to knowingly manufacture, assemble, possess, store, transport, sell, offer to sell, purchase, offer to purchase, deliver or give to another, or acquire a nuclear, biological, or chemical weapon of mass destruction. This prohibition does not apply to the following: 1. persons listed in N.C.G.S. § 14-269(b) with respect to any activities lawfully engaged in while carrying out their duties; 2. persons under contract with, or working under the direction of, the United States, the State of North Carolina, or any agency of either government, with respect to any activities lawfully engaged in under their contracts or pursuant to lawful direction; 3. persons lawfully engaged in the development, production, manufacture, assembly, possession, transport, sale, purchase, delivery or acquisition of any biological agent, disease organism, toxic or poisonous chemical, radioactive substance or their immediate precursors, for preventive, protective, or other peaceful purposes; or 24 4. persons unlawfully engaged in accepted agricultural, horticultural, or forestry practices; aquatic weed control; or structural pest and rodent control, in a manner approved by the federal, state, county, or local agency charged with authority over such activities; The terms “nuclear, biological, or chemical weapon of mass destruction” mean any of the following: 1. any weapon, device, or method that is designed or has the capability to cause death or serious injury through the release, dissemination, or impact of: a. radiation or radioactivity; b. a disease organism; or c. toxic or poisonous chemicals or their immediate precursors. 2. Any substance that is designed to or has the capability to cause death or serious injury and: a. contains radiation or radioactivity; b. is or contains toxic or poisonous chemicals or their immediate precursors; or c. is or contains one or more of the following: (1) Any select agent that is a microorganism, virus, bacterium, fungus, rickettsia, or toxin listed in Appendix A, Part 72 of Title 42 of the Code of Federal Regulations; (2) Any genetically modified microorganisms or genetic elements from an organism on Appendix A, Part 72 of Title 42 of the Code of Federal Regulations, shown to produce or encode for a factor associated with a disease; or (3) Any genetically modified microorganisms or genetic elements that contain nucleic acid sequences coding for any of the toxins listed on Appendix A, Part 72 of Title 42 of the Code of Federal Regulations, or their toxic submits. The terms “nuclear, biological, or chemical weapon of mass destruction” also include any combination of parts or substances either designed or intended for use in converting any device or substance into any nuclear, biological, or chemical weapon of mass destruction, or from which a nuclear, biological, or chemical weapon of mass destruction may be readily assembled or created. Any person who violates any provision of N.C.G.S. § 14-288.21 is guilty of a Class B1 Felony. 25 Pursuant to N.C.G.S. § 288.22, any person who unlawfully and willfully injures another by the use of a nuclear, biological, or chemical weapon of mass destruction is guilty of a Class A Felony, and will be sentenced to life imprisonment without parole. Any person who attempts, solicits another, or conspires to injure another by the use of a nuclear, biological, or chemical weapon of mass destruction is guilty of a Class B1 Felony. Any person who, for the purpose of violating any provision of these laws, deposits for delivery or attempts to have delivered, a nuclear, biological, or chemical weapon of mass destruction by the United States Postal Service, or other public or private business engaged in the delivery of mail, packages, or parcels is guilty of a Class B1 Felony. Pursuant to N.C.G.S. § 288.23, any person who, by any means of communication to any person or group of persons, makes a report, knowing or having reason to know the report is false, that causes any person to reasonably believe that there is located at any place or structure whatsoever, any nuclear, biological, or chemical weapon of mass destruction is guilty of a Class D Felony. The court may order a person convicted under this section to pay restitution, including costs and consequential damages resulting from disruption of the normal activity that would have otherwise occurred but for the false report, pursuant to Article 81C of Chapter 15A of the General Statutes. The term “report” also includes making accessible to another person by computer. Pursuant to N.C.G.S. § 288.24, any person who, with intent to perpetrate a hoax, conceals, places, or displays any device, object, machine, instrument, or artifact, so as to cause any person to reasonably believe the same to be a nuclear, biological, or chemical weapon of mass destruction is guilty of a Class D Felony. The court may order a person convicted under this section to pay restitution, including costs and consequential damages resulting from disruption of the normal activity that would have otherwise occurred but for the hoax, pursuant to Article 81C of Chapter 15A of the North Carolina General Statutes. "

http://www.grnc.org/firearms.htm

3/9/2011 1:58:59 PM

3/9/2011 2:04:39 PM

3/9/2011 2:15:48 PM

WEEBLES MIGHT WOBBLE BUT THE DON'T FALL DOWN

3/9/2011 2:35:30 PM

^ lol. The forehead guy is hilarious too.

3/9/2011 5:19:37 PM

I don't get it

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3/9/2011 5:22:46 PM

3/11/2011 3:03:24 PM

Holy Shit its Jeepin4x4

3/11/2011 3:06:29 PM

hes got the harry potter scar

3/11/2011 3:12:41 PM

#245

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"Name: Anthony Robert Semaan"

SEMAAN

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"Charge: Aggravated assault (Felony)"

aggravated semaan assault

#226

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"Arrested: Feb 28, 2011, 8:22 p.m. in Raleigh by Crabtree Valley Special Police Charge: Larceny (f) 14-72 a (Felony)"

ARRESTED BY MALL COPS!!!

#224

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"Arrested: Feb 28, 2011, 7:40 p.m. in Winston-salem by SU-Shaw University Police Dept."

campus cops at shaw are fuckin vigilantes acting beyond their jurisdiction

[Edited on March 11, 2011 at 3:41 PM. Reason : lol]

3/11/2011 3:34:15 PM

^hey i know that guy

3/11/2011 3:46:04 PM

^^ looks like the dude from black eyed peas.

3/11/2011 5:44:54 PM