holy crap situation bombed soooooo bad, that was great at first but then just awkward.

3/16/2011 3:29:36 PM

exprain prease

3/16/2011 3:31:29 PM

I caught a few pieces of it. The roasts have gone to shit in general.

3/16/2011 3:42:37 PM

one of those talentless jersey shores carbon dumps tried to tell jokes

he directed a joke about slavery toward snoop dogg and the entire crowd and everyone on the stage turned on him ("turned" might be the wrong term to use, since i doubt anyone was on his side as he approached the podium)

it was so bad that they threatened to cut his entire segment from the broadcast, but i think they realized that such an epic exposition of worthlessness in a human being would be a boon to ratings

3/16/2011 3:43:12 PM

This is the first time I've watched it. This is absolutely awful.

3/16/2011 3:44:27 PM

I've honestly never thought these roasts were good.

Anytime you put Lisa Lampinelli (sp?) up there, I turn the channel. That fat bitch is not funny.............AT ALL.

3/16/2011 3:55:34 PM

LOL I HAD SEX WITH A BUNCH OF BLACK GUYS LOL

3/16/2011 4:01:11 PM

that's pretty much her whole routine


seriously, what lowlife would have sex with THAT?

3/16/2011 4:04:07 PM

I think these roasts are more mean than funny but whatever floats your boat.

3/16/2011 4:21:13 PM

wellt he dude isnt a comedian what the fuck do you expect?


to be a comedian you have to be an emo socially akward motherfucker that picks out all the negativity in his life and then locks himself in a room making retarded ass jokes about it to tell around the world.

if you want someone to tell jokes, hire one of these limp dick comedians, if you choose not to dont bomb on the damn dude that doesnt even read scripts at all for a living


simple.

i mean i heard the shit, i laughed at how bad it was, thought he rolled off it pretty well and went on about my day because the dude isnt a comedian and isnt well versed in delivering lines, so be it. I didnt feel the need to call him a clown or insult the dude.

i doubt he gives a shit, unlike these comedians he has a social life and can probably come off without being an angstst filled dick in most casual conversations.

[Edited on March 16, 2011 at 4:41 PM. Reason : f]

3/16/2011 4:39:29 PM

and the fact that the only thing people are speaking on is some non-comedian flaming out in a so called comedic broadcast says a whole hell of a lot about the practictioners of this so called arts-entertainment endeavor.

i aint heard no one speak on one good joke yet, hell i aint heard one in years.

fuckers walk around for years with so much drugs in them that the are just pathetic when not on stage full and not full of that shit.

thats the only way these akward cats get up on stage, its equivalent to pro wrestlers

[Edited on March 16, 2011 at 4:48 PM. Reason : d]

3/16/2011 4:43:55 PM

Quote :

""Yo Snoop, what up dawg ... you know you have so much in common with Donald Trump? Trump's ancestors were into real estate ... and your ancestors were considered property." "I'm not from New Jersey ... I was born in Staten Island which is a New York borough ... not to be confused with the burro Marlee Matlin bl*ws onstage in Tijuana..." "Relax," he continued, "she didnt even hear it. I mean hey, at least her mouth is good for something right? Hey, that was definitely some great work Marlee ... have you ever done anything else actually?" "I like Larry King ... he's a playa ... he actually wrote a book named 'Mr. King Is Having a Heart Attack.' He got that title from a hooker he was f**king." "

3/16/2011 4:48:07 PM

They still do these god awful events?

3/16/2011 4:53:43 PM

Quote :

"to be a comedian you have to be an emo socially akward motherfucker that picks out all the negativity in his life and then locks himself in a room making retarded ass jokes about it to tell around the world."

nice trolling there

snoop was pretty funny

if this guy didnt want to get called out for bombing, he shouldnt have gone on nat'l tv w/ a comedy routine. you feeling sorry for him, you and him gonna go get butthurt together? I'm sure he got some benefit from doing this, whether it be ego boost or $.

3/16/2011 5:41:13 PM

BHS makes tww suckier with every post

3/16/2011 5:51:10 PM

i thought the situation's bit was one of the funniest of the whole show, simply because of how unbelievably bad it was. ice t's reaction in the audience made me lol for several minutes.

3/16/2011 6:44:08 PM

I dont feel for the dude, situation can't feel sorry for himself he just flipped our collective salaries multiple times for 5 mins of bad jokes that he obviously invested little emotional or physical effort in

I would figure the beef would be with the writers or the people who cast this nonsense with people who ain't never been funny instead of some guy cashin a check

^no good comedian would have made those jokes funny

And my beef with the lifestyles of comedians might bea troll to you I mean it's whatever, but these guys are rarely pleasant off stage and thats just my perspective as to why

3/16/2011 7:52:40 PM

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"but these guys are rarely pleasant off stage and thats just my perspective as to why"

Please relate to me the comedians you've had dealings with in person.

Yes, a bunch of them are dicks, but it's not the majority.

3/16/2011 8:15:55 PM

BHS must have had one hell of a traumatic experience with a comedian at some point. Good lord

3/16/2011 9:33:59 PM

i have this on the DVR now, but im thinkin about just deleting it

3/16/2011 9:39:56 PM

Quote :

"I would figure the beef would be with the writers or the people who cast this nonsense with people who ain't never been funny instead of some guy cashin a check "

lol

"beef"

what is this, a rap battle now?

3/16/2011 10:07:15 PM

i was very excited to see anthony jeselnik on the roster...and he did not disappoint

3/16/2011 11:57:17 PM

Damn. The guy roasted himself.

3/17/2011 1:58:49 AM

^^ I love that guy. I caught him live in New York a few years ago and have been a fan since. Great delivery.

3/17/2011 9:43:15 AM

that wasn't funny. that was awkward as fuck. reminds me of michael scott on the office only in real life.

3/17/2011 11:41:58 AM

i, too, found it as humorous at recent office episodes

3/17/2011 11:51:29 AM

The only part I liked about the Roast was the promo commercials for it with the song I whip my hair back and forth....

3/17/2011 12:06:43 PM

god damn who invited Gilbert Gottfried


More like Gilbert GottFIRED

3/17/2011 12:19:58 PM

I hope BHS just copypasta'd some comments from the YouTube page.

Or this is some elaborate troll.

3/17/2011 1:28:27 PM

this was a pretty good comeback from that awful hoff roast even though they didn't try to say a single positive thing about trump, mcfarlane was better this time around, I wonder who came with the idea to put some deaf actress they could all make fun of on there, and that one joke about gary coleman was almost past the line for me

lampanelli has actually kind of gone downhill the last two roasts, I don't like her much as a comedian but you've got to admit the roasts were the one thing she was really good at, i almost felt bad for that jersey shore guy, I'm not sure his jokes were that bad, it was just his delivery and the fact that people just hated him the second he got up there which seems a little harsh considering all the douchebags they've laughed at in the past



[Edited on March 18, 2011 at 12:42 AM. Reason : k]

3/18/2011 12:39:08 AM

^thank you!

3/18/2011 12:42:42 PM

Not here to necessarily defend the situation but you gotta admit the odds and crowd favor were stacked against him before he even took the podium. Beginning, of course, with his own personality.

3/18/2011 11:02:06 PM

^^i dont think jprince's comments are in the same league as your comments. jprince is more on the level of the rest of us in this thread in terms of calmly looking at the situation (no pun intended) whereas as you are getting all up in arms and talking about fucking "beef".

3/18/2011 11:44:33 PM

what the fuck is the situation?

3/18/2011 11:53:08 PM

"i dont pay attention to pop culture so i'm better than you"

3/19/2011 12:01:12 AM

Shut the hell up peckerwoody hotdamnpo

3/19/2011 12:18:27 AM

as far as female comedians go

lampanelli isnt bad

3/19/2011 12:33:45 AM

the Situation delivered the best joke of the night, and Comedy Central edited it out while leaving in all the awkward parts. It's like they went out of their way to make him a failure just to boost ratings.

3/19/2011 1:39:50 AM

What joke was that? I just caught the rerub

3/19/2011 2:00:16 AM

probably the one directed toward snoop.

3/19/2011 3:23:10 AM

Something to the effect of "Trump owns a lot of property and Snoop Dogg's ancestors had once been property"

3/19/2011 11:59:50 AM

You ever get the feeling that the Friars Club who let the Seinfeld one get televised way back when, completely regret their decision?

3/19/2011 12:12:57 PM

Quote :

"he directed a joke about slavery toward snoop dogg and the entire crowd and everyone on the stage turned on him ("turned" might be the wrong term to use, since i doubt anyone was on his side as he approached the podium) it was so bad that they threatened to cut his entire segment from the broadcast, but i think they realized that such an epic exposition of worthlessness in a human being would be a boon to ratings "

I was under the impression that other people wrote the jokes for the non-comedians anyway...

3/19/2011 1:04:02 PM

The old Roasts were classic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzKzVTloCEY

3/20/2011 2:26:25 PM

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"I was under the impression that other people wrote the jokes for the non-comedians anyway..."

Thats what I thought...But he was terrible regardless

3/20/2011 3:03:39 PM

well then hire those that are trained to deliver the material you write


unless this kinda crap is your lame attempt to increase viewership. Kinda like wearing the bad dress on the red carpet to wind up on Joan Rivers show.

3/20/2011 3:33:09 PM

at least the jersey shore guy proves some of them write their own jokes, no way some professional writer would write some joke that would have some arrogant comment about his money as the punchline, lampanelli saying that if trump was broke he'd be fucking her was subtle but prob the best dig of the night

3/21/2011 3:08:55 PM

Quote :

"no way some professional writer would write some joke that would have some arrogant comment about his money as the punchline"

really??

3/22/2011 12:00:14 PM

Quote :

"what the fuck is the situation?"

A dude with more money than anyone in this thread.

3/22/2011 3:26:06 PM

LOL ... I found this looking at roasts on youtube

3/22/2011 3:37:05 PM