Intercourse, PA

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/judge-stuffed-acorns-condoms

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"SEPTEMBER 29--A Pennsylvania judge from the village of Intercourse is facing a disorderly conduct charge for allegedly approaching women near the state Capitol and handing them acorns he had hollowed out and stuffed with condoms, according to cops"

New personal hero for the win.

6/8/2011 12:57:56 AM

WTF? What size condom can fit inside an acorn?

6/8/2011 1:02:51 AM

^an acorn condom, obviously.

6/8/2011 1:07:21 AM

your first thought from that whole article was regarding sizes of condoms?

6/8/2011 1:08:41 AM

7/10 on the Fark-esque thread title

6/8/2011 1:10:19 AM

Quote :

"your first thought from that whole article was regarding sizes of condoms?"

What is your first thought?

6/8/2011 1:12:34 AM

look at the pic

i just don't know what the fuck

6/8/2011 2:00:47 AM

what does acorns have to do with intercourse? Because its a nut?

6/8/2011 2:58:11 AM

maybe it's a backwards euphemism for someone nutting inside a condom.

6/8/2011 3:41:01 AM

Next time you bust a nut you'll think about use a condom?

6/8/2011 3:43:25 AM

when backward rednecks/niggas become judges

6/8/2011 5:17:45 AM

Yo bitch. Let me bust this acorn on your face.

6/8/2011 7:07:05 AM

Quote :

"Isaac Stoltzfus"

i am from that area and that name is about as lancaster county as it gets

[Edited on June 8, 2011 at 9:29 AM. Reason : that behavior, however, is not]

6/8/2011 9:28:48 AM

what is this i don't even

6/8/2011 3:21:57 PM

Haha I've seen these...a coworker had one in her pocket

6/8/2011 3:24:04 PM

How come these didn't come up in the favorite condom thread?

6/8/2011 3:26:07 PM

this is kinda nutty

6/8/2011 3:39:31 PM

I'm not that far from Intercourse, just about 40 minutes down Route 30

6/8/2011 3:42:47 PM

If I was only 40 minutes from intercourse I'd be getting in the car right now.

damn it I need to get laid.

6/8/2011 4:34:01 PM

OHAY Mr Grace

6/8/2011 4:36:50 PM

This would go over well here:
http://townofpoundwi.com/

6/8/2011 4:42:56 PM

my first thought was http://www.acorn.org/

apparently they are bankrupt now

i could see this being a campaign stunt to play on the name of his hometown, but not stuffed in hollowed out acorns and only given to women

[Edited on June 8, 2011 at 4:56 PM. Reason : wtf]

6/8/2011 4:51:10 PM

Quote :

"WTF? What size condom can fit inside an acorn?"

Whatever size you use.

6/8/2011 6:35:40 PM

you niggas is nutz

6/8/2011 6:40:13 PM