merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
Lately you have begun to express opinions as if we cared or that they matter. Lately you have been speaking when not spoken to. You have forgotten your roles on TWW.
So lets define some boundries:
1) Speak only when spoken to. 2) No one cares about your opinion. Adhere to #1. 3) Look pretty. You're here to get our dicks hard, not to dazzle us with shit you know, unless it's how to give a proper blow job. 4) FDT 5) Don't use FF. Just don't. Refer to #3. 6) Do as we say not as we do. 7) FDT 8) ???? 9) Profit
Please refer to #2 before you reply. Oh, and transgendered people count to. If you're born a woman, you count in the PSA and if you identify as a woman the PSA pertains to you.
[Edited on June 9, 2011 at 1:12 AM. Reason : bitch] 6/9/2011 1:09:31 AM |
egyeyes All American 6209 Posts user info edit post |
A[PGIAL;ISGHSAO;IGHAOGIHAOSLGJADP 'O;TJU4WET0S8DOGIPZ SED;GJSZ"DHZSDHADGADGAD 6/9/2011 1:09:54 AM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
hear /= here 6/9/2011 1:10:55 AM |
zorthage 1+1=5 17148 Posts user info edit post |
You forgot the most important rule!
Let's do lunch, k? 6/9/2011 1:11:20 AM |
paerabol All American 17118 Posts user info edit post |
egyeyes is all like "fuck you, " 6/9/2011 1:24:07 AM |
egyeyes All American 6209 Posts user info edit post |
^precisely!! Lol 6/9/2011 1:29:04 AM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
ATTN TWW MERBIGS
D.
I.
A.
F. 6/9/2011 3:02:26 AM |
lewisje All American 9196 Posts user info edit post |
the op needs to STFU and GTFO
also he perfectly demonstrates misogyny, putting trans people on the heap (even trans men) because they're not "real men" so they might as well be treated like women 6/9/2011 4:43:33 AM |
stategrad100 All American 6606 Posts user info edit post |
:yawn:
:fart:
:Yaaaawwnnn: 6/9/2011 6:01:07 AM |
pimpmaster69 All American 4519 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "putting trans people on the heap (even trans men) because they're not "real men" so they might as well be treated like women" |
I have no problem with this at all. If you weren't born with a dick, or not happy being the superior sex then you are worthless and need to adhere to the rules.
Oh and bitch better have my money6/9/2011 7:03:31 AM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "1) Speak only when spoken to. 2) No one cares about your opinion. Adhere to #1. 3) Look pretty. You're here to get our dicks hard, not to dazzle us with shit you know, unless it's how to give a proper blow job. 4) FDT 5) Don't use FF. Just don't. Refer to #3. 6) Do as we say not as we do. 7) FDT 8) ???? Put out on command. 9) Profit" |
[Edited on June 9, 2011 at 7:16 AM. Reason : fixed it]6/9/2011 7:15:57 AM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
That egyeyes has such a potty mouth. 6/9/2011 7:20:14 AM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
ATTN merbig
Recently you have begun to act like your dick is big, as if this were true. 6/9/2011 7:20:15 AM |
PackPrincess All American 10557 Posts user info edit post |
6/9/2011 7:22:09 AM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Oh, and transgendered people and lewisje count to. If you're born a woman, you count in the PSA and if you identify as a woman the PSA pertains to you." |
Updated.
ATTN Samwise16,
Recently you have begun to act like your opinion mattered as if this were true. It is strongly suggested that you fall in line and swallow my load.
kthx6/9/2011 7:41:11 AM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
From a very reliable source she spits. 6/9/2011 7:42:33 AM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
Have you seen her? Everything that goes in her mouth she swallows. 6/9/2011 7:44:15 AM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
She is allergic to protein 6/9/2011 8:07:55 AM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
I have a feeling your spunk would taste like pickles and despair 6/9/2011 12:57:31 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Haha...nice. 6/9/2011 12:59:45 PM |
sumfoo1 soup du hier 41043 Posts user info edit post |
lol i sorta want to make my status "pickles and dispair" 6/9/2011 1:02:32 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ that would be the expected taste if I lowered my standards and let you suck my dick.
And pickles taste good. It would be the best tasting dick you've ever had. 6/9/2011 1:11:00 PM |
FroshKiller All American 51911 Posts user info edit post |
merbig what is your favorite flavor of dick 6/9/2011 1:40:49 PM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
Pickles are teh nastiness
In a way, I'm glad I'm not up to your standards for BJs - I'd imagine it would be like using a toothpick, so I don't think I'm missing much. 6/9/2011 2:41:42 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I'd imagine it would be like using a toothpick, so I don't think I'm missing much." |
You must have a mouth like this:
for you to think my dick was a toothpick.6/9/2011 7:07:58 PM |
LeonIsPro All American 5021 Posts user info edit post |
I didn't laugh at OP's post until I saw bmel's comment and merbig's edit:
Quote : | "[Edited on June 9, 2011 at 1:12 AM. Reason : bitch]" |
6/9/2011 7:30:45 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
You are not pro. 6/9/2011 8:41:36 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
Merbig ego, Mersmall penis. 6/9/2011 9:00:58 PM |
BIGswoll187 All American 3729 Posts user info edit post |
dont chase away any white wimmens 6/9/2011 9:09:19 PM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
Have you been evaluated for micropenis?
6/9/2011 9:43:34 PM |
Netstorm All American 7547 Posts user info edit post |
FroshKiller wins on page one.
Holyshit I laughed. 6/9/2011 11:35:55 PM |
sarijoul All American 14208 Posts user info edit post |
^^almost looks like a guy sticking his tongue out. 6/9/2011 11:56:39 PM |