i'll preface this by proclaiming that I'm not racist....

6/12/2011 10:02:31 AM

you always hurt the ones you love

6/12/2011 10:14:10 AM

I'm sure it's an emergency. Their flashers are on.

6/12/2011 10:43:24 AM

was it raining?

6/12/2011 10:44:57 AM

6/12/2011 10:46:15 AM

Get what they deserve

6/12/2011 10:46:23 AM

can we combo this with handicapped space frustrations?

6/12/2011 10:47:16 AM

I park my H3 here all the time son

6/12/2011 10:48:49 AM

i would park there in a heartbeat. "fuel efficient" is a relative idea.

6/12/2011 10:50:56 AM

People park in the fire lane because



it is what had happened

6/12/2011 10:53:44 AM

I also love the compact car spots.




[Edited on June 12, 2011 at 11:00 AM. Reason : what had happened was]

6/12/2011 10:57:57 AM

This thread is about black people. They have grown accustomed to stuff like this because they know that if a white person says anything to them they just have to make anscene anthe white person will be scared of being accused a a racist.

6/12/2011 11:05:05 AM

Quote :

"This thread is about black people. They have grown accustomed to stuff like this because they know that if a white person says anything to them they just have to make anscene anthe white person will be scared of being accused a a racist."

You type like a slave

6/12/2011 11:06:42 AM

Typing on iPhone

6/12/2011 11:35:35 AM

Is your iPhone black or white?

I am just asking.

6/12/2011 11:39:18 AM

Black

6/12/2011 11:41:56 AM

fact:

dude parked in fire lane at Avent Ferry Food Lion to run in and get some lottery tickets

6/12/2011 1:01:33 PM

Fact:

Food Lion has a higher rate of fire lane parking than Harris Teeter.

6/12/2011 1:15:59 PM

I'm not black but I park in the fire lane for Redbox.

I figure if a fire truck is coming I can move my car before it gets there.

[Edited on June 12, 2011 at 1:19 PM. Reason : it's totally outside on the walkway between the stores, not inside]

6/12/2011 1:19:01 PM

FACT: As a firefighter, my dad could write fire lane parking tickets.

6/12/2011 1:19:15 PM

^ ^ ^ ^ ^ hypocrite

[Edited on June 12, 2011 at 1:19 PM. Reason : ^ ]

6/12/2011 1:19:39 PM

^^ Would they give that power to a volunteer fire fighter?

6/12/2011 1:22:38 PM

volunteer quasi-firefighter/cop/public whatever people are so fucking scary

6/12/2011 1:26:24 PM

^^ no. he was a battalion chief

6/12/2011 1:48:50 PM

while I appreciate what they did, I cant help but wonder if it would have been faster/easier to toss it over the cars hood/roof/under it than breaking 2 windows and then threading it through

6/12/2011 2:19:24 PM

^ that wouldn't be nearly as satisfying.

6/12/2011 2:26:28 PM

and the jackhole will hopefully learn a lesson there.... a measly 130 dollar ticket won't do as much as having to get the windows replace at his/her expense in addition to said ticket

6/12/2011 2:29:22 PM

Quote :

"I'm sure it's an emergency. Their flashers are on."

6/12/2011 2:36:31 PM

^ ^ is the jackhole the mayor? I am confused right now

6/12/2011 2:37:23 PM

Depending on how much you would have to bend the hose to get it over the car it may or may not be better. But you lose the fun of smashing the windows.

Also no fire hoses ever leak, or when taking up the hose it might just drain into the car.

6/12/2011 2:56:12 PM

I park my motorcycle in between the handicapped stripped parking spots cause its usually large enough to fit it and not intrude on the actual handicapped spaces.

If anyone tries to give me lip about it, I just reply "I'm Asian, you lands belong to us."

6/12/2011 2:57:34 PM

You park in spots that have been stripped of the handicapped?

hilarity ftw

[Edited on June 12, 2011 at 2:59 PM. Reason : ^it is true that Hu Jintao was walking bowleggd for a week after so many people were up his ass here]

6/12/2011 2:58:31 PM

LOL, i'm a retard

i thought that was a bent light pole or something

hose makes a lot more sense

6/12/2011 2:59:43 PM

truth be told, I did have a handicapped sticker for my bike at one time. It was funny going around to places with crutches on my back.

6/12/2011 3:00:22 PM

I once pulled up to a Harris Teeter to purchase a copy of USA TODAY from the paper machine.

While putting in my quarters, a manager emerged from the electronic doors and said "Sir, you can't park there."

My reply was "Have the mother fucker towed."

[Edited on June 12, 2011 at 4:20 PM. Reason : sometimes it's easier to find heroin than a copy of usa today]

6/12/2011 4:19:54 PM

The striped area between the spots is for them to get wheelchairs and/or ramps in to you dumb fuck. Let me see your bike like that when I'm shopping with my disabled mother and im putting the ramp down right into your shit.

[Edited on June 12, 2011 at 4:31 PM. Reason : .]

6/12/2011 4:30:35 PM

Quote :

" I park my motorcycle in between the handicapped stripped parking spots cause its usually large enough to fit it and not intrude on the actual handicapped spaces."

Omg that happened to us with my grandma once. That stripped space is there to accommodate wheelchairs. My dad had to pull out and block the lane, get out and then to lift grandma into the car. Completely rude and frustrating when there were plenty of spots for the piece of shit crotchrocket


[Edited on June 12, 2011 at 4:42 PM. Reason : Better]

6/12/2011 4:38:40 PM

not to get off topic, but I wish all most biker fags would wreck and get critically injured

6/12/2011 4:39:31 PM

You don't need the space between the front part of the spots and besides, I see a lot of people driving around with a handicapped sticker car who do not actually have a handicap. People either get them like candy or are fat mother fuckers who need to walk. Shit, one time I saw a lambo who parked in a handicapped space. I parked next to him.

I also tend to park more on the sidewalks anyhow now days. Easier to jump off and walk 10 paces to the pub.

6/12/2011 5:13:57 PM

fuck those fat assholes not parking at the back of the lot

*parks on the sidewalk next to the door*

6/12/2011 5:16:39 PM

I'm asian, 130lbs and I run marathons. Lets see your fat american self then?

6/12/2011 5:19:13 PM

Why do you keep mentioning being asian?

6/12/2011 5:23:02 PM

cause I like to eat rice

6/12/2011 5:25:07 PM

go do maths

6/12/2011 5:26:24 PM

6/12/2011 5:26:34 PM

newsflash non-asians

y'all mofos is the gotdam minorities up dis bitch ya heard me

6/12/2011 5:29:24 PM

I do maths, programming a script to help me beat sudoku's just cause I'm bored and don't want to play sudoku while I wait for the next batch of md5 hashes to be cracked.

6/12/2011 5:30:26 PM

question:

what do asian men really think about the white dudes with Asian girlfriends?

I mean let's be honest here

6/12/2011 5:32:33 PM

at least this "fat american" doesn't have a tiny dick

6/12/2011 5:44:07 PM

That they probably have a big american business.

I know in my family, just one generation before, it was not common for asians to marry outside the race; if they did they would be looked upon with disgrace, more towards females than males (unless monetary or political gain was involved). China is still a very much closed society in terms of our culture, although just in the last 30 years or so, it has definitely opened up quite a bit. Mix-races are becoming more openly accepted, but they will still give you the asian stare of disgust, no matter if they are Americans.

Chinese people are a very proud people who like their old customs and traditions, like any civilization with that amount of history. While they will do business with the West, they don't like trading culture or customs, probably due to our history with the brits and the foul distaste we had with them. We do keep our grudges for a very, very long time. My grandfather disliked Americans personally, but he did do business with them and got rich.

For me, I'm very Americanized since I'm the first of my whole extended family to be born here so my view points is mixed as I see both worlds.

^ that's if you can see your american dick without a mirror.

[Edited on June 12, 2011 at 5:45 PM. Reason : ]

6/12/2011 5:44:34 PM