are always read as "Slut Life" when I see them.

6/16/2011 12:34:05 AM

started in Jacksonville, FL, based on a catchphrase a popular derelict used to espouse somewhere around the beach area when pestering tourists and expressing his views on the value of living a "salt life" at the beach

Phrase was captured by a startup and turned into a window sticker.

Not much more to it than that and will be peeled off eventually just like the pissing Calvins and No Fear

/thread

6/16/2011 12:35:50 AM

hehe

I saw a middle age guy in a "Coed Naked..." t-shirt today at the gym.

6/16/2011 12:37:15 AM

i hate all those goddamn decals. Fuck you and your little family stick figures, and your salt life, and your sandals, and your ducks unlimited and/or browning sticker, and whatever fucking letters that signify where you're from (except for OBX, because they were the original, and the OBX is a different world.)

6/16/2011 12:37:21 AM

^ said stick figures are sold under the heading, "Make me an easier target for pedophiles." Here are their names/ages/genders depending on what you're into, Mr. Stranger.

6/16/2011 12:39:20 AM

ya, people who live at the beach suck ass

6/16/2011 12:39:50 AM

The stick figures aggravate me to no end.

I thought about filling my back window with a stick guy standing on top of a pile of stick girls but decided against it.

6/16/2011 12:40:56 AM

You'd hate my car

I probably have 20 or 30 decals on it, but they are all from where I've been (Yellowstone, Glacier, Badlands, Rocky Mountains, Wyoming, NC12, NC Ferry routes, OBX, etc).


Ever since Misha mentioned it, now whenever I see the stickers of the stick figure families I think of the old WWI/WWII airplanes where you'd get a stamp for each kill

6/16/2011 12:41:47 AM

I heard about this one guy who got the stick figures tattooed on him, what a fag

6/16/2011 12:42:16 AM

I always assumed this said slut life even though I know it doesn't. One girl in our hood has one and she is a huge slut

I'm astraladvent and I approved this message

6/16/2011 12:42:47 AM

^^^I don't have any problem with that. You'll see dudes with BMW motorcycles who have stickers from everywhere they've ridden their bike. I personally don't really like to have stuff like that on my vehicles--I like them to remain as nondescript as possible--but that's OK.

I don't give a fuck if you like flip-flops, though. I think that all that other stuff is douchey.

[Edited on June 16, 2011 at 12:45 AM. Reason : ^^^]

6/16/2011 12:44:32 AM

^

6/16/2011 12:45:30 AM

I've noticed that girls with Salt Life stickers usually are sluts, actually now that I think about it. However, I can read and never mistook the sticker for saying anything other than Salt Life.

6/16/2011 12:46:30 AM

^ I read context clues, dawg.

6/16/2011 12:47:48 AM

I give her the smell test dawg

Salt is also a low-grade sanitizing agent.


Maybe there's more to this word game than we think...

6/16/2011 12:49:15 AM

Nobody here in CB has these stickers. They only show up when all the fucking tourists come around during the summer. The only "salt life" they know is sitting their pasty asses on the beach all day drinking budweiser and buying cheap t-shirts at Wings.

[Edited on June 16, 2011 at 12:54 AM. Reason : .]

6/16/2011 12:54:39 AM

lol Wings.. I haven't been in one in forever.

6/16/2011 12:55:59 AM

Remove the antlers and what do you have?
A pregnant skank complaining how bad her back hurts or a fat white dude in overalls asking what's for supper.

6/16/2011 1:06:44 AM

I kind of don't like stickers all over cars either

but that's kind of hypocritical of me if you've seen my car

6/16/2011 1:59:33 AM

I prefer the Cape Life stickers

6/16/2011 2:29:01 AM

who needs to broadcast to everyone what you like anyway....isnt that kind of like free advertising for companies that arent paying you for it...i mean...didnt you buy the stickers from them in the first place??? also, if you want ppl to think you use a specific product...wouldnt you just use it and they'd see it then? Anytime i see said stickers i or decals of any kind i think somebody be frontin.

6/16/2011 2:33:06 AM

I have a few stickers on my car...

Calcutta, Block S, a dolphin, "Local Girl", a small palm tree, a sea turtle, and a lutheridge sticker

6/16/2011 2:35:42 AM

nice job catchingme calling you out

6/16/2011 3:02:21 AM

Quote :

"The only "salt life" they know is sitting their pasty asses on the beach all day drinking budweiser and buying cheap t-shirts at Wings. "

there's more to it than that?

6/16/2011 7:57:00 AM

i want a Brackish Life sticker

6/16/2011 7:59:19 AM

I saw a guy in Wilmington last year with the salt life phrase tattooed from his armpit to his hip bone.

I wanted to ask him if he had an OBX oval tatted somewhere too but didn't.

6/16/2011 8:08:03 AM

white trash will do some stupid shit

6/16/2011 8:10:20 AM

Good call NRR, i wanted to start making stickers that said "Fresh Life"

also, if you hate the stick figures, i saw this a while ago:

Stick figure family with calvin pissing on it

6/16/2011 8:11:24 AM

i want one of the stick family stickers, but i want me and my wife and lots of money bags and boats and firearms

6/16/2011 8:15:01 AM

Quote :

" hehe I saw a middle age guy in a "Coed Naked..." t-shirt today at the gym"

Code Naked?

I browse the web naked all the time, but most of my coding is done with clothing on.

6/16/2011 8:16:48 AM

Quote :

"Ever since Misha mentioned it, now whenever I see the stickers of the stick figure families I think of the old WWI/WWII airplanes where you'd get a stamp for each kill "

hahaha

6/16/2011 8:17:49 AM

I always refer to these as "Slut life" too, just because they're lame. I, too hate stick figure stickers. I want to get some pin striping and add little dicks to families.

6/16/2011 8:18:22 AM

I've never seen Salt Life stickers, but I've seen everything else ITT

[Edited on June 16, 2011 at 8:22 AM. Reason : my keyboard sucks]

6/16/2011 8:22:06 AM

i had never even heard of these last night when i read this thread...

i had to look it up to see what they looked like...

low and behold...i saw one on the way to work this morning

6/16/2011 8:32:15 AM

I can tolerate the Salt Life and Ducks Unlimited stickers.

What I hate is the "In Memory of..." decals that take up the entire back window. I mean, really?? Isn't that a little tacky, redneck and tasteless???

6/16/2011 8:43:59 AM

As a general rule, whenever I see a sticker on a car I get as far away as possible.

Quote :

"“The number of territory markers predicted road rage better than vehicle value, condition or any of the things that we normally associate with aggressive driving,” say Szlemko. What's more, only the number of bumper stickers, and not their content, predicted road rage — so "Jesus saves" may be just as worrying to fellow drivers as "Don't mess with Texas"."

http://www.nature.com/news/2008/080613/full/news.2008.889.html

6/16/2011 8:49:38 AM

I too think they look like "slut life"

I hate stupid stickers/decals. I even knew a dude with a browning buckmark tattooed on his arm. I asked him what browning he owned and he said he didn't have one.

Having said that, I do have a wildland firefighter decal, Glacier National Park sticker, and a Silky (the Japanese handsaw manufacturer) sticker. Mine are cool though because I'm not white trash nor do I wear croakies.

6/16/2011 9:44:24 AM

All I gots a State sticker, a Panther sticker and The Zig Zag man, and I have no plans to add anything else

6/16/2011 9:46:33 AM

what do you do with your sunglasses then? the hipster hang it on your collar look?

6/16/2011 9:46:44 AM

I have a Pisgah sticker on my car. I am also an aggressive driver.

[Edited on June 16, 2011 at 9:47 AM. Reason : Pisgah as in the beer]

6/16/2011 9:47:18 AM

I wear them over my eyes. If I'm not wearing them they stay in the car.

6/16/2011 9:49:17 AM

Quote :

"As a general rule, whenever I see a sticker on a car I get as far away as possible."

haha, don't get anywhere near zorthage then.

6/16/2011 9:49:22 AM

Quote :

"What I hate is the "In Memory of..." decals that take up the entire back window. I mean, really?? Isn't that a little tacky, redneck and tasteless???"

I've wondered what the etiquette is when you buy a used car with one of those. Scraping it off seems like desecrating a grave.

6/16/2011 10:36:51 AM

Quote :

"are always read as "Slut Life" when I see them. "

hahahaha i read the same thing. people always laugh at me and im all like look it reads slut life.

6/16/2011 10:40:51 AM

I thought the rust spots said it all

6/16/2011 4:45:49 PM

Quote :

"The Zig Zag man"

i seemed to always lean towards jokers in my heyday

6/16/2011 4:50:18 PM

Quote :

"I wear them over my eyes."

hahaha

6/16/2011 5:29:24 PM

6/16/2011 5:33:20 PM

that "salt life" sticker is all over the place down here in FL.

6/16/2011 6:21:03 PM

i, too, hate those fuckers that do what makes them happy

YOU ASSHATS HAD BETTER CONFORM TO WHAT I THINK IS COOL, OR ELSE I'M GONNA MAKE A THREAD ABOUT YOU

6/16/2011 6:23:09 PM