smc All American 9221 Posts user info edit post |
Two dead in less than a week in identical circumstances. Both were experience fishermen. Boats found empty in the same location.
http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/9770497/ 6/23/2011 11:54:14 PM |
smc All American 9221 Posts user info edit post |
Seriously though, guys, wear a life jacket at all times on the water. It could prevent the monster from dragging you under in the first bite. 6/24/2011 12:04:06 AM |
paerabol All American 17118 Posts user info edit post |
but only dorks wear life jackets 6/24/2011 12:11:25 AM |
BJCaudill21 Not an alcoholic 8015 Posts user info edit post |
i think my mom worked with that first guy 6/24/2011 12:12:40 AM |
smc All American 9221 Posts user info edit post |
If there was a monster in Lake Wheeler, would Mayor Meeker tell us?
[Edited on June 24, 2011 at 12:18 AM. Reason : .] 6/24/2011 12:17:28 AM |
Callaway All American 2126 Posts user info edit post |
6/24/2011 12:19:35 AM |
parsonsb All American 13206 Posts user info edit post |
lol 6/24/2011 12:27:30 AM |
scotieb24 Commish 11088 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWu2YYFaQ2U 6/24/2011 8:42:55 AM |
pttyndal WINGS!!!!! 35217 Posts user info edit post |
so let's see. Don't drive north west of raleigh after dark or you might get shot and don't go boating in Lake Wheeler or the sea beast might get you. got it. 6/24/2011 8:47:56 AM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Police found a hat, fishing rods and coolers floating in the water near the 14-foot jon boat, which was about 75 yards from the bridge. They said there was no visible damage to the craft.
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Praise God.6/24/2011 8:48:12 AM |
therooster All American 2559 Posts user info edit post |
Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods
6/24/2011 10:15:07 AM |
jlcoburn All American 887 Posts user info edit post |
Not the best lake-going vessel... Looks more suited for a kiddie pool.
6/24/2011 10:43:06 AM |
GrumpyGOP yovo yovo bonsoir 18191 Posts user info edit post |
And, you know, the thing about a lake wheeler monster... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. 6/24/2011 10:47:48 AM |
therooster All American 2559 Posts user info edit post |
^^ at least half the boats on lake wheeler are those type of boats. Just old guys going fishing. 6/24/2011 11:03:41 AM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
I'd seriously consider wearing a vest in a jon boat like that. My brother's 14' Carolina Skiff will list pretty hard if we both move to the same side of the boat at the same time and it can definitely get you if you're not careful. I'll admit that I never really strap on a vest on my boat unless I'm next up to wakeboard or surf, but it's pretty stable. 6/24/2011 11:26:27 AM |
DoubleDown All American 9382 Posts user info edit post |
Its not abnormal for a state to require wearing a life jacket if you are operating a trolling motor or outboard motor 6/24/2011 11:33:05 AM |
yrrah All American 894 Posts user info edit post |
6/24/2011 11:35:32 AM |
spöokyjon ℵ 18617 Posts user info edit post |
gravy-yard 6/24/2011 12:04:44 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
Sounds like an alligator is loose
Sounds like a heart attack is loose
[Edited on June 24, 2011 at 12:10 PM. Reason : .]
6/24/2011 12:08:34 PM |
DoubleDown All American 9382 Posts user info edit post |
Have you ever drank baileys out of a shoe? 6/24/2011 12:09:14 PM |
elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
sad 6/24/2011 12:09:29 PM |
LeonIsPro All American 5021 Posts user info edit post |
Sounds like Cthulhu has been buying real estate again. 6/24/2011 12:10:29 PM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Its not abnormal for a state to require wearing a life jacket if you are operating a trolling motor or outboard motor" |
however, it is stupid to require adults to wear PFDs6/24/2011 12:37:17 PM |
LRlilDaddy All American 6511 Posts user info edit post |
e'erybody seen the lake wheeler monster say yeeeeaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 6/24/2011 1:25:48 PM |
DROD900 All American 24658 Posts user info edit post |
me and allie were actually talking about this this morning. We concluded that there is a hot mermaid living in that part of the lake that is luring unsuspecting fishermen out of their boats to their demise
I know we shouldnt joke about this, and it is definitely a sad thing, but I like to think they went out in search of some mermaid booty and not clumsily falling out of their boat when re-baiting their hooks 6/24/2011 2:18:07 PM |
BIGswoll187 All American 3729 Posts user info edit post |
I almost drowned on lake wheeler 6/24/2011 2:22:15 PM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
His girlfriend's name is Lonnie Walker!? 6/24/2011 2:24:03 PM |
GrumpyGOP yovo yovo bonsoir 18191 Posts user info edit post |
I always have trouble understanding how somebody can drown in a lake. There's no currents, no undertow. For fuck's sake, if you're that weak a swimmer, don't get on a boat. 6/24/2011 2:31:47 PM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
black man
swimming
.... 6/24/2011 2:35:00 PM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I always have trouble understanding how somebody can drown in a lake. There's no currents, no undertow. For fuck's sake, if you're that weak a swimmer, don't get on a boat." |
That's a pretty ignorant statement. I grew up around water, am very comfortable in it, and have no problem doing long swims; but not everybody is so lucky. A person's athletic ability drops pretty quickly as they get older. Not to mention close to 1/3 of Americans are obese. It really seems like you're looking at it from the perspective of a healthy young male and assuming everybody should be able to do what you can do.
Obviously you should take some precautions if you're not a strong swimmer, but just because you're old or out of shape is no excuse not to live your life. Be grateful for the health you have because you likely won't have it forever.
[Edited on June 24, 2011 at 2:56 PM. Reason : s]6/24/2011 2:53:50 PM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
^ The first half of your post addresses his post as if the second sentence isn't there. For a capable person, there are no great challenges to swimming in a lake, assuming you're not 1000 yards from land. If you're a poor swimmer, you should be wearing a PFC. 6/24/2011 3:01:47 PM |
WillemJoel All American 8006 Posts user info edit post |
lol @ Lonnie Walker 6/24/2011 3:06:13 PM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
hell, all us fat fucks have to do is lay on our backs and float 6/24/2011 3:09:51 PM |
Kurtis636 All American 14984 Posts user info edit post |
Even a fat fucker can do the elementary backstroke long enough to get to the edge of the lake. It requires virtually zero effort. 6/24/2011 3:17:05 PM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "^ The first half of your post addresses his post as if the second sentence isn't there. For a capable person, there are no great challenges to swimming in a lake, assuming you're not 1000 yards from land. If you're a poor swimmer, you should be wearing a PFC." |
"Don't get on a boat" is a bullshit solution. "Wear a life jacket" probably is, but in cold water you can still get in trouble pretty quickly.
And I've seen fit adults get into trouble within 100' of the dock/boat/shore on several occasions. For those who didn't grow up swimming it isn't always second nature and it's easy to panic when you accidentally suck a little water down your windpipe.
Here's a very common scenario: Wave 1 might get in their eyes, so they stop treading with their arms while trying to clear the water off their face...They can't see and they're now floating lower in the water, using more energy, and breathing deeper as they tread with their feet only. Wave 2 and 3 disorient them more. The next thing you know they suck a little water down their windpipe and panic sets in. After that it's only a matter of time if they can't keep their composure and pull themselves out of it.
Heck, I saw a bangin hot 25ish year old girl get in trouble 5' from the boat a few years back. When people get tired things go downhill faster than you'd think.
[Edited on June 24, 2011 at 3:27 PM. Reason : s]6/24/2011 3:21:50 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103354 Posts user info edit post |
REVENGE OF SHARKTOPUS JR 6/24/2011 3:32:27 PM |
HOOPS MALONE Suspended 2258 Posts user info edit post |
hahah Yall is clownin 6/24/2011 3:33:34 PM |
Dead2thewrld Starting Lineup 66 Posts user info edit post |
^in response to Skack
Yes Americans are obese. They're fat lazy lard-assed that should have been culled as the weak for decades now. Natural selection will eventually catch up to the fat, lazy, junkfood, fastfood eating couch potato cottage cheese assed fluff-monkeys.....i just hope they don't procreate first....
in my hometown a 51 yr old 400 lb woman just died of kidney failure and it made the paper like it was a fucking disaster. Thousands of people drowning in japan because of a tsunami...disaster material...400 lb woman dies of kidney failure....wtf is the surprise here...? grrr at stupid ppl...
[Edited on June 25, 2011 at 2:38 AM. Reason : heh....week=/= weak...must proofread and spellcheck ITT] 6/25/2011 2:37:15 AM |
LeonIsPro All American 5021 Posts user info edit post |
^In the words of Edmund Spencer, Please return from whence ye came. 6/25/2011 2:42:14 AM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
I can't tread water or float for shit so no it's not something anyone can do it's a skill
It's why I wear a life jacket if I'm on any boat 6/25/2011 2:44:12 AM |
adder All American 3901 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Not the best lake-going vessel... Looks more suited for a kiddie pool." |
Lake Wheeler is pretty small and the place where both dudes boats were found are pretty darn close to shore. One was supposedly under the bridge which is ridiculously close.6/25/2011 8:00:35 AM |
seedless All American 27142 Posts user info edit post |
Between reoccurring absurd bacteria levels and mystery drownings I will NEVER visit Lake Wheeler. Didn't one kid's face get nearly ate off from the inside of his nasal cavity by some weird anaerobic bacteria from there a while back?
[Edited on June 25, 2011 at 8:15 AM. Reason : /] 6/25/2011 8:08:05 AM |