aph319 All American 8570 Posts user info edit post |
This is not a political thread. This is for humorous purposes only.
That said, she's off to a great start since she announced her candidacy.
Tom Petty sent a cease-and-desist order for her using "American Girl" during her rallies.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2011/jun/29/tom-petty-michele-bachmann
and, of course, mistakenly placing John Wayne's birthplace as John Wayne Gacy.
6/29/2011 8:33:22 AM |
Dammit100 All American 17605 Posts user info edit post |
Claims the founding fathers worked to end slavery: http://www.rawstory.com/rawreplay/2011/06/bachmann-stands-by-claims-that-founding-fathers-ended-slavery/ 6/29/2011 8:44:15 AM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
Bachmann is an idiot
Damn media giving her attention 6/29/2011 8:47:34 AM |
y0willy0 All American 7863 Posts user info edit post |
i want her to win so badly.
so many people i hate would kill themselves.
plus i would happily die for her in ww3. 6/29/2011 8:47:47 AM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
You know what's not funny? The Obama administration's constant lying and cover up over operation fast and furious. This administration had to manufacturer evidence to support their lies and by doing so, let firearms cross over into Mexico illegally, which eventually came back to kill a U.S. border agent. Holder and Obama should be held criminally liable. 6/29/2011 8:48:24 AM |
arghx Deucefest '04 7584 Posts user info edit post |
^ GTFO. 6/29/2011 9:07:04 AM |
TKE-Teg All American 43405 Posts user info edit post |
ITT people making fun of people far more successful than they'll ever be 6/29/2011 9:08:25 AM |
aph319 All American 8570 Posts user info edit post |
ITT butthurt 6/29/2011 9:09:43 AM |
Dammit100 All American 17605 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "You know what's not funny? The Obama administration's constant lying and cover up over operation fast and furious. This administration had to manufacturer evidence to support their lies and by doing so, let firearms cross over into Mexico illegally, which eventually came back to kill a U.S. border agent. Holder and Obama should be held criminally liable" |
hey pal,
Quote : | "This is not a political thread. This is for humorous purposes only. " |
6/29/2011 9:12:37 AM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "You know what's not funny? The Obama administration's constant lying and cover up over operation fast and furious. This administration had to manufacturer evidence to support their lies and by doing so, let firearms cross over into Mexico illegally, which eventually came back to kill a U.S. border agent. Holder and Obama should be held criminally liable." |
6/29/2011 9:16:01 AM |
LeonIsPro All American 5021 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "You know what's not funny? The Obama administration's constant lying and cover up over operation 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS. This administration had to manufacturer evidence to support their lies and by doing so, let VIN DIESEL cross over into Mexico illegally, which eventually came back to kill a U.S. border agent. Holder and Obama should settle this issue in a drag race." |
6/29/2011 9:18:45 AM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
i hope she and palin both run...the dems will win in a landslide 6/29/2011 9:19:45 AM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
I thought Holder killed Rosie Larsen 6/29/2011 9:25:53 AM |
ncsufanalum All American 579 Posts user info edit post |
Hows that hope and change working out for you aph319? I bet you really thought you were part of something big back in 2008 when you voted in the worst pharaoh in American history? LULZ@you 6/29/2011 9:32:40 AM |
TKE-Teg All American 43405 Posts user info edit post |
^^lolz 6/29/2011 9:36:55 AM |
aph319 All American 8570 Posts user info edit post |
More butthurt... Come on, folks. Take a joke.
Even if the candidate was a Democrat instead of a Tea Party Republican, these events would still be hilariously tragic. 6/29/2011 9:39:29 AM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
yeah, it doesn't matter that they're republicans...
...but it's pretty funny that she and palin are the best the republicans can do for female candidates since, even if you didn't like her, hillary clinton is damn smart and certainly capable of being president
the republicans front these two chicks because they don't believe women or black people should ever be president 6/29/2011 9:44:47 AM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
there's a lot of stupid in that post
6/29/2011 9:47:14 AM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
by all means, point it out...are there other female republican candidates that aren't dumb as doorknobs that i'm not aware of? i suppose i'm jumping the gun in assuming palin will throw her hat in the ring...
also, do you have anything other than some backwards opinion suggesting that hillary is anything but cunning and politically competent?
yeah, that's what i thought 6/29/2011 9:55:25 AM |
Wolfey All American 2668 Posts user info edit post |
6/29/2011 10:02:47 AM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
^ 6/29/2011 10:07:41 AM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
as long as i've won, i'm happy...sure beats being retarded and losing, eh, fellas? 6/29/2011 10:17:52 AM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "The latest Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey finds a generic Republican candidate earns support from 46% of Likely U.S. Voters, while the president picks up 42% of the vote. Three percent (3%) prefer some other candidate, and nine percent (9%) are undecided. " |
6/29/2011 10:22:51 AM |
y0willy0 All American 7863 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i hope she and palin both run...the dems will win in a landslide" |
i dont understand comments like this.
a 5 piece chicken nugget could beat this president in an election tomorrow.6/29/2011 10:22:58 AM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
^well, I don't know about that. I mean, if it was 3 drumsticks, collard greens, watermelon, and koolaid, then you'd be onto something. but just a 5 piece nugget... that may be cutting it close. 6/29/2011 10:25:37 AM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
it's amusing that anyone thinks the opinion TODAY represents an event happening more than a YEAR from now 6/29/2011 10:30:09 AM |
TKE-Teg All American 43405 Posts user info edit post |
^^I'd take the 5 piece nuggets over that meal. 6/29/2011 10:49:51 AM |
aph319 All American 8570 Posts user info edit post |
chicken nuggets, hands down 6/29/2011 10:54:25 AM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
FUCKING chicken nuggets over Fried Chicken?
you know how I know you're gay? 6/29/2011 10:56:16 AM |
aph319 All American 8570 Posts user info edit post |
If chicken nuggets are gay, I don't want to be straight. 6/29/2011 10:57:21 AM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Claims the founding fathers worked to end slavery:" |
hahahaha....they skirted the issue at all cost.]6/29/2011 11:29:44 AM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
She said she was disappointed that Obama released our entire strategic oil reserve.
Apparently 4% = entire. 6/29/2011 12:07:23 PM |
aph319 All American 8570 Posts user info edit post |
I think an equally big gaffe was naming John Quincey Adams as a Founding Father.
I guess it's really up to how you define "Founding Father." Looking at Wikipedia: he was 9 years old when the Declaration of Independence was drafted, spent the majority of his pre-college years learning overseas and just graduated from Harvard when the Bill of Rights were introduced into Congress. 6/29/2011 12:13:43 PM |
aph319 All American 8570 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Michele Bachmann downplayed tensions with Sarah Palin here Wednesday morning.
“They want to see two girls come together and have a mud wrestling fight,” the Minnesota congresswoman said. “And I’m not going to give it to ‘em.”" |
6/29/2011 12:15:53 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
She'll change that on wiki soon 6/29/2011 12:16:55 PM |
d357r0y3r Jimmies: Unrustled 8198 Posts user info edit post |
ITT we launch attacks against a politician we don't like, but preface it with This is not a political thread. This is for humorous purposes only as to avoid any substantive discussion. 6/29/2011 12:50:46 PM |
settledown Suspended 11583 Posts user info edit post |
independent of her political beliefs she is prone to making statements that are factually incorrect 6/29/2011 12:57:16 PM |
y0willy0 All American 7863 Posts user info edit post |
i hope she wins and i can be some sort of intern.
if you know what i mean! 6/29/2011 1:02:52 PM |
tommy wiseau All American 2624 Posts user info edit post |
how is it that the conservatives on this board are so fucking dumb
surely there's one of you that doesn't just regurgitate Fox News talking points every time one of your homeboys (girls) is insulted 6/29/2011 1:03:30 PM |
LeonIsPro All American 5021 Posts user info edit post |
OH HAI MARK 6/29/2011 1:04:07 PM |
y0willy0 All American 7863 Posts user info edit post |
im conservative and im simply making sexual innuendo ITT.
im not fucking dumb; i dont like foxnews much either.
[Edited on June 29, 2011 at 1:10 PM. Reason : ?] 6/29/2011 1:09:50 PM |
Dammit100 All American 17605 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "ITT we launch attacks against a politician we don't like, but preface it with This is not a political thread. This is for humorous purposes only as to avoid any substantive discussion." |
that's why this is in chit chat. nice try6/29/2011 1:13:30 PM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
i find it amusing that the only defense against the stupidity of particular republican candidates is "we don't like the current president, so..." as if that makes them any less stupid 6/29/2011 1:20:19 PM |
Dammit100 All American 17605 Posts user info edit post |
Guy 1: "Bachmann is a crazy woman who says ridiculous shit"
Guy 2: "Yeah, well, Obama's screwed up too."
Guy 1: "Right, how does that change my first statement."
Guy 2: "Enjoy your hope and change, liberal!" 6/29/2011 1:23:41 PM |
y0willy0 All American 7863 Posts user info edit post |
Guy 3: "I vote with my wallet and Obama isn't good for it. Plus, titties."
[Edited on June 29, 2011 at 1:27 PM. Reason : ""] 6/29/2011 1:27:26 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
Guy 4: "BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"] 6/29/2011 1:29:29 PM |
TKE-Teg All American 43405 Posts user info edit post |
y0willy know's what's up. The rest of this thread is mainly a (falsely) elitist liberal circle jerk 6/29/2011 1:30:29 PM |
d357r0y3r Jimmies: Unrustled 8198 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "independent of her political beliefs she is prone to making statements that are factually incorrect" |
Yes, she is. I'm about to blow your mind, bro: politicians are not the smartest among us, they're just good at manipulating people. You get elected by pandering to your voter base, not by being right or honest. This is not new, nor is it exceptionally funny; it's a depressing commentary on the future of this country.
Quote : | "how is it that the conservatives on this board are so fucking dumb" |
...it's a NCSU-based message board? Luckily, we've got a good amount of pseudo-intellectual hipsters that use TDS as their main source to learn about current events, so that seems to balancing the scales a bit.6/29/2011 1:30:30 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "VISITED
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6/29/2011 1:31:50 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
LOL Pat said elitist as is his face isn't on the poster for elitist TWWers of 2011 6/29/2011 1:33:14 PM |