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evan
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7/5/2011 7:49:27 PM

The E Man
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I hate dogs though.

7/5/2011 7:50:05 PM

BigHitSunday
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since when are money and true love mutually exclusive

7/5/2011 7:50:10 PM

Fareako
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almost

7/5/2011 7:50:14 PM

evan
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since your mom paid me for sexual favors last night and i didn't return her calls this morning.

7/5/2011 7:50:45 PM

BigHitSunday
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that dog probably makes him money, that picture is not an alturistic relationship

you dont touch women ya fag. deflate yo chest

[Edited on July 5, 2011 at 7:51 PM. Reason : f]

7/5/2011 7:51:01 PM

evan
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who said your mom is a woman?

7/5/2011 7:52:44 PM

dweedle
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bond with a dog on the sidewalk <<<< bond with a dog in a house

7/5/2011 7:53:07 PM

BigHitSunday
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ugh


i got nothing for that one

7/5/2011 7:53:12 PM

TreeTwista10
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it probably makes the dog almost wish it had a home

7/5/2011 7:54:08 PM

BigHitSunday
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rufus

7/5/2011 7:54:27 PM

gunzz
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why? you can get a dog anywhere

7/5/2011 7:55:09 PM

evan
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but you appreciate it a lot more when that dog's all you've got in the world.

7/5/2011 7:55:45 PM

Skwinkle
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Quote :
"that dog probably makes him money, that picture is not an alturistic relationship"


I'm surprised more homeless people don't have pets, actually.

7/5/2011 7:55:59 PM

saps852
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"bond with a dog on the sidewalk <<<< bond with a dog in a house"


I dunno, if that dog was the only thing you had in the whole world, I bet your bond is pretty strong. then again he may leave your ass at the first sign of shelter

[Edited on July 5, 2011 at 7:57 PM. Reason : ^if you can barely feed yourself you probably shouldnt get another mouth to feed]

7/5/2011 7:56:11 PM

ncsuapex
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Best thing about being homeless with a dog. You know you always have an emergency food source.

7/5/2011 7:58:09 PM

Skwinkle
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Obviously not, but when it makes you a bunch more money it makes business sense.

7/5/2011 7:59:55 PM

BigHitSunday
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this is funny thwe conversation rolled this way because i was watching an episode of "i survived" the other night and this guy was approached by two guys in the middle of a snowstorm because they needed a ride

he said no initially and after they tried to convince him. he finally said yes because he saw that they had a dog and he felt sorry for the dog.

long story short they beat the hell out of him with a sledge hammer and took the van and left him in the snowstorm to die.


so having a dog really does help.

7/5/2011 11:53:22 PM

smoothcrim
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"but you appreciate it a lot more when that dog's all you've got in the world"

qft

when i moved and went to a new school it certainly felt like all i had in the world was my dog. we're still best buddies of 15 years

7/5/2011 11:56:39 PM

BigHitSunday
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ibtiwaitedforyoufry

7/6/2011 12:00:47 AM

Skack
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The dog would probably be better off without him.

7/6/2011 12:41:25 AM

moron
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I bet he secretly hates that dog because he has to share food with it, and worry about him stinking up the place even more, and barking at people when he's trying to sleep. That's probably why he's sitting out in the middle of nowhere instead of on a piece of cardboard... because it's the only time the stupid dog would go to sleep.

He's going to eat that dog one day, when times are tough...

7/6/2011 12:45:17 AM

wolfpackgrrr
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That looks like an uncomfortable way for that dog to sleep.

7/6/2011 1:24:01 AM

AstralAdvent
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One of my friends is basically a drifter and i feel really sorry for his dog. I know that plenty of dogs are euthanized / abandoned / treated badly but seeing a dog that is loved & loves but will never receive proper medical treatment is a bummer.

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7/6/2011 1:27:27 AM

saps852
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I'm pretty sure I could totally be homeless with my dog and she wouldn't give a fuck, she'd die right next to me

but I guess we all hope that from the people/things we love

7/6/2011 1:27:59 AM

moron
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Most likely you'd die and she'd gnaw on your bones until she can catch a bird.

7/6/2011 1:29:03 AM

saps852
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I'd be okay with that

7/6/2011 1:30:12 AM

AstralAdvent
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She wouldn't give a fuck. She's a fucking dog with the intelligence somewhere inbetween an 18 mo / 2 year old child. Get real

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7/6/2011 1:30:55 AM

moron
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I wonder what a dog farts from eating human smell like...

7/6/2011 1:32:07 AM

TreeTwista10
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guess it depends on the dog / relationship, just googled this, pretty cool

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"Dog stays with dead master 12 days in frozen wilderness

Bill Hitchcock, 45, died when part of a tree he was cutting down for firewood fell on him. He and his 4-year-old black Labrador, Buddy, had been the sole caretakers of the lodge for the winter.

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"As we got closer, we seen some movement up in the woods there and found out it was his dog," Kimpkoff said. "I said, Take me to your master,' and I followed him up the hill. He had a path. It looked like he'd been coming back and forth for some time. It was well packed and everything. He took me right up to Bill's body."

Hitchcock was trapped under a piece of tree about 5 feet long and 1 foot in diameter. Kimpkoff said it appeared the tree he had cut with his chain saw had fallen into another tree, breaking off the 5-foot segment from the top that came crashing down, striking Hitchcock in the head and likely killing him instantly.

Kimpkoff isn't sure how Buddy survived the 12 days pacing back and forth from the body to the shore. The dog is now up for adoption."

7/6/2011 1:32:56 AM

saps852
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I know right, dogs are fucking animals with no sense of loyalty, fucking stupid things

[Edited on July 6, 2011 at 1:35 AM. Reason : ^ ]

7/6/2011 1:33:07 AM

moron
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Obviously they can't eat frozen human.

The story would be different if he were thawed...

7/6/2011 1:34:39 AM

TreeTwista10
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then why do dogs love icecubes? answer that for me, smartie pants

7/6/2011 1:35:29 AM

AstralAdvent
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^^^ looks like you have the reading comprehension of a 2 to 3 year old

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[Edited on July 6, 2011 at 1:36 AM. Reason : ^]

7/6/2011 1:35:49 AM

saps852
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my dog is better than 95% of you, so I'd prefer her to eat me alive as long as she learned how to post and call all of you a bunch of faggots

7/6/2011 1:36:45 AM

TreeTwista10
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7/6/2011 1:38:05 AM

saps852
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especially, astral avent with his fucking gay ass signature,


I hope she lives way past me and still calls you a faggot, I'll high five her with a half eaten arm from the grave


what a fucking useless reject

7/6/2011 1:40:02 AM

AstralAdvent
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I'm starting to believe that everyone on the internet other than yours truly is a troll

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7/6/2011 1:43:19 AM

FroshKiller
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You guys know that dude has probably fucked that dog, right?

7/6/2011 8:18:47 AM

quagmire02
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"if you can barely feed yourself you probably shouldnt get another mouth to feed"

well, yeah, but a significant portion of those folks on welfare would tell you that shooting out a kid is a great idea

7/6/2011 8:30:09 AM

BobbyDigital
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"this almost makes me wish i were homeless "


I don't see how being homeless is a co-requisite for getting cuddly with a dog.

7/6/2011 9:02:51 AM

Skack
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Well at least he doesn't have to worry about whether the dog is dirty.

7/6/2011 1:27:34 PM

mildew
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I waited for you TO GET A JOB Fry...

7/6/2011 1:32:34 PM

FroshKiller
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Seriously, though. That man probably keeps that dog around so he can fuck it.

7/6/2011 1:45:11 PM

DoucheU
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THIS almost makes me wish i were homeless:
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/07/woman_bathes_in_new_york_city.html

7/6/2011 1:56:03 PM

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