umop-apisdn Snaaaaaake 4549 Posts user info edit post |
Alright, not trying to be racist here. But I live out on the edge of nowhere. Most of the few nearby households are African-Americans, and I often see them taking a little stroll as I drive home from work in the evenings. When I take a walk, I walk on the side of the road, no matter how little traffic the road seems to receive. However, whenever I see black people walking down the road, they ALWAYS are walking down the middle of the road. Why?
And furthermore, why does there always seem to be one in the group that carries a stick or a pole? I've heard it's for killing snakes, but I was curious if there was any truth to that. 7/11/2011 12:26:34 AM |
BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
iopTROLL! 7/11/2011 12:31:54 AM |
thegoodlife3 All American 39294 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "not trying to be racist here." |
7/11/2011 12:34:09 AM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
They don't have any education or moral upbringing. 7/11/2011 12:35:09 AM |
umop-apisdn Snaaaaaake 4549 Posts user info edit post |
lol. BigHit, I know you'll roll through here with some answers for me. 7/11/2011 12:37:45 AM |
moron All American 34140 Posts user info edit post |
The sticks are to beat whitey for hundreds of years of slavery.
The walking in the road is to scoff at the laws whitey put into place. 7/11/2011 12:43:49 AM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
What do the lashes on their back symbolize? 7/11/2011 12:45:19 AM |
umop-apisdn Snaaaaaake 4549 Posts user info edit post |
zorro? 7/11/2011 12:49:21 AM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
Zorro is white... and dresses in.... BLACK
My mind is blown. 7/11/2011 12:51:07 AM |
umop-apisdn Snaaaaaake 4549 Posts user info edit post |
Zorro ain't white, son. 7/11/2011 12:58:39 AM |
BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
Dude they are people walking down the street. I am sure that if they were a bunch of white kids doing the same thing you would not notice. But, because you are racist, you study and question their every move because you assume that they are up to no good. 7/11/2011 1:02:49 AM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
forgive gxb, he's a retard 7/11/2011 1:03:10 AM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
in all honesty if I see a bunch of white kids walking down the road I eye them down to, bunch of vagabonds 7/11/2011 1:04:23 AM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Zorro ain't white, son." |
Well, I can see more than his smile.7/11/2011 1:28:26 AM |
hey now Indianapolis Jones 14975 Posts user info edit post |
LOL, if I'm driving and someone is walking uncomfortably close(for drivers) to traffic or in the middle of the road, 9/10 times they are black. Same thing with slow mall walkers.
Of course I do stupid white people stuff like running for exercise and drinking bottled water. 7/11/2011 1:28:51 AM |
roddy All American 25834 Posts user info edit post |
they are slow mall walkers because their pants are on the ground....hard to walk fast.....
I stopped by a McDonalds recently and there was a teenager it looked like (happened to be black) and his pants were on the floor, literally, his boxers were completely showing for the world to see, even the crew he was with told him to pull up his pants.
[Edited on July 11, 2011 at 1:35 AM. Reason : w] 7/11/2011 1:33:41 AM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
^http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkeAzqhlkNk 7/11/2011 1:39:07 AM |
stategrad100 All American 6606 Posts user info edit post |
RACIST QUESTION IS RACIST 7/11/2011 2:15:11 AM |
sumfoo1 soup du hier 41043 Posts user info edit post |
I live in briar creek and I've notice here we have a strange phenomena where 30% of the runners (always white) always run on the edge of the road, not on one of the TWO sidewalks they have available ... WTF ?
We also have this phenomina that you speak of in this thread but we have frigging sidewalks what the fuck people? 7/11/2011 2:17:08 AM |
stategrad100 All American 6606 Posts user info edit post |
EMINENT DOMAIN
DEAL WITH IT
7/11/2011 2:20:15 AM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
I dislike it when people run in the road (when there is a sidewalk) and when bicyclists ride against traffic. 7/11/2011 2:20:56 AM |
raiden All American 10505 Posts user info edit post |
People run on the road bc over time there is less impact damage from running on asphalt than on concrete. 7/11/2011 6:14:07 AM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "And furthermore, why does there always seem to be one in the group that carries a stick or a pole? I've heard it's for killing snakes, but I was curious if there was any truth to that." |
bighit definitely isn't afraid of snakes, though he's the only black person i've met that wasn't
the sample size of blacks vs whites that i've seen exposed to snakes is much much lower, though7/11/2011 6:55:15 AM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
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smoothcrim Universal Magnetic! 18966 Posts user info edit post |
7/11/2011 8:20:03 AM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "And furthermore, why does there always seem to be one in the group that carries a stick or a pole? I've heard it's for killing snakes, but I was curious if there was any truth to that." |
my dad carries a stick for snakes when we go walking or working in fields....or feral dogs...
but we're white do i don't guess that answers your question 7/11/2011 8:47:32 AM |
AxlBonBach All American 45550 Posts user info edit post |
Not sure about the stick thing.
But they walk down the middle of the street because they own it.
I thought everyone knew that. 7/11/2011 9:14:37 AM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
When I go walking in the countryside where my grandma lives, I always carry a stick because I'm scared of feral dogs
Quote : | "I live in briar creek and I've notice here we have a strange phenomena where 30% of the runners (always white) always run on the edge of the road, not on one of the TWO sidewalks they have available ... WTF ?" |
I've heard this is because running on asphalt is supposedly better for your feet than running on sidewalk. Whether that's true or not shouldn't matter, since running on the road is more likely to get you hit by a car than running on the sidewalk.7/11/2011 9:21:49 AM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
i can't imagine concrete and asphalt are significantly different enough to make for a "better" run one way or another 7/11/2011 9:25:05 AM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
Yeah, I can't imagine it making that much of a difference either. The person who told me that probably got an eye roll from me. 7/11/2011 9:26:51 AM |
AxlBonBach All American 45550 Posts user info edit post |
Well if you ran 5 miles a day, 5 times a week, for 52 weeks a year, for multiple years... I'd think the differences in the surfaces become important.
That said, only a small percentage of runners do that - and for safety purposes, they should stay on the sidewalk.
I also think cyclists should have to either stay in a bike lane, a large shoulder, or only be allowed to travel on roads with 35mph or less speed limits.
There's nothing worse than going 55 down a back country road that's barely big enough for 2 cars, and having to squeeze in a guy wobbling down the road on a bike. 7/11/2011 9:30:19 AM |
ScottyP All American 1131 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I live in briar creek and I've notice here we have a strange phenomena where 30% of the runners (always white) always run on the edge of the road, not on one of the TWO sidewalks they have available ... WTF ?
We also have this phenomina that you speak of in this thread but we have frigging sidewalks what the fuck people?" |
I don't have to dodge runners very often (also live in brier creek), but black people and wild snakes? All the time. They have some pretty epic battles in the middle turn lane down ACC.7/11/2011 9:34:57 AM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
I saw a woman jogging today that was on the road jogging a blind curve with zero shoulder when there was a sidewalk right next to her I'm amazed she hasn't been hit by a car yet. 7/11/2011 9:50:31 AM |
jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
It's not racist...you're just making an observation. Whether riding bikes or walking, black people show complete disregard for all forms of traffic. Down here I always see them riding bikes in the middle of the road AGAINST traffic. They also disregard traffic signals and cross extremely busy roads whenever they want. A common method is to cross half the road and stand in the one-foot-wide median while cars zip by at high speeds...then dash across again when they see a small gap in vehicles...narrowly being missed being hit then acting pissed off when a car beeps their horn. 7/11/2011 10:28:02 AM |
Ernie All American 45943 Posts user info edit post |
Nah, that's pretty fucking racist. 7/11/2011 10:29:00 AM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Well if you ran 5 miles a day, 5 times a week, for 52 weeks a year, for multiple years... I'd think the differences in the surfaces become important." |
i'm not saying that different surfaces don't make a difference, i just can't fathom what noticeable difference there is between asphalt and concrete...the only significant difference between the two is texture and i just don't understand why that would matter overmuch
i suppose asphalt might be "softer," but i don't see a ~150lbs person benefiting from that in any significant way
*shrug*7/11/2011 10:33:36 AM |
mrfrog ☯ 15145 Posts user info edit post |
Economically speaking, the lives of poor people are less important to themselves, so they have less regard for dangers to their body.
You'd walk in the road against traffic too if your earning potential was lower.
PWNT BY ECONOMICS! 7/11/2011 10:40:04 AM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
especially since if you hit them, you'll get sued and lose
so, really, a black person walking in dark clothes in the middle of the street at midnight is taking advantage of a financial investment opportunity
[Edited on July 11, 2011 at 10:43 AM. Reason : my tenses are all messed up] 7/11/2011 10:42:20 AM |
PaulISdead All American 8771 Posts user info edit post |
Ncsu is the new bob jones? 7/11/2011 10:44:55 AM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
nah this is kinda legitimate
becareful they might be jackboys but other than that i think theres not enough space on the sidewalk for the groups of young punks to pass the blunt around so they conglomerate in the god damn street
i dont know about the stick, but black people dont liek dogs so maybe its the "nigga" version of the white mans axe handle
[Edited on July 11, 2011 at 1:08 PM. Reason : y] 7/11/2011 1:07:30 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
ITT, making observations makes you racist. 7/11/2011 1:09:58 PM |
dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "you assume that they are up to no good." |
started walkin down the street up in my neighborhood7/11/2011 1:13:27 PM |
mrfrog ☯ 15145 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "so, really, a black person walking in dark clothes in the middle of the street at midnight is taking advantage of a financial investment opportunity" |
If I knew how to put this into poor person language I would, and then laugh at the ensuring hilarity.
[Edited on July 11, 2011 at 1:14 PM. Reason : ]7/11/2011 1:14:06 PM |
BobbyDigital Thots and Prayers 41777 Posts user info edit post |
7/11/2011 2:03:29 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148427 Posts user info edit post |
I thought this thread was about planking 7/11/2011 2:18:10 PM |
crazy_carl All American 4073 Posts user info edit post |
the stick thing was once explained to me, it provides some form of protection from dogs, i see plenty of people, white, black, whatever carrying a stick and if you're worried about dogs, it makes sense, better than nothing 7/11/2011 2:54:50 PM |
PaulISdead All American 8771 Posts user info edit post |
these streets were made for walkin 7/11/2011 9:40:11 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
To me, it makes sense to go against traffic if you're walking or slowly riding your bike to me.
Unless you have eyes in the back of your head, you can see the cars coming at you and potentially get the fuck out of the way of some crack head driving crazy like. But if you go with traffic, you can't see shit behind you. 7/11/2011 10:04:03 PM |
Talage All American 5092 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "People run on the road bc over time there is less impact damage from running on asphalt than on concrete." |
What about the impact damage from getting hit by a car?
Quote : | "i'm not saying that different surfaces don't make a difference, i just can't fathom what noticeable difference there is between asphalt and concrete" |
There can be a very noticeable difference on side streets with cheap ass asphalt. I've seen shit you could poke a hole in with a blunt stick in 80 degree weather. With that said, I've only ever run on asphalt when I lived in the sticks because of the getting hit by a car thing 7/11/2011 10:21:32 PM |
JBaz All American 16764 Posts user info edit post |
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HAHAH, thats funny7/11/2011 10:50:13 PM |