BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
Have you guys seen this shit yet?
7/28/2011 5:22:24 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89741 Posts user info edit post |
Not yet
and not now 7/28/2011 5:23:47 PM |
LeonIsPro All American 5021 Posts user info edit post |
7/28/2011 5:24:15 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Does a male turtle have a penis and do they have sperm?
7/28/2011 5:33:26 PM |
craptastic All American 6115 Posts user info edit post |
wat 7/28/2011 5:33:55 PM |
ActionPants All American 9877 Posts user info edit post |
pussythroat turtle 7/28/2011 5:34:38 PM |
JeffreyBSG All American 10165 Posts user info edit post |
I already knew this 7/28/2011 5:38:10 PM |
Chance Suspended 4725 Posts user info edit post |
The bitch looks unimpressed. 7/28/2011 5:54:29 PM |
BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
Damn, I messed up the link.
Thanks punchmonk 7/28/2011 6:19:50 PM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
I need to take a cold shower now. 7/28/2011 6:43:15 PM |
renegadegirl All American 2061 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | " Interrupted sex. If a male and female box turtle get interrupted during mating, the male will often have his penis extruded through his vent (and don't be surprised by how weird it looks!). You don't want his penis to get dried out because this can lead to a serious medical condition known as a prolapsed penis.
In this situation, it wouldn't hurt to pop him into a bowl of water up to his plastron until he can get his penis back inside his tail where it belongs. Make sure it's a mixing bowl with high sides so he can't just climb out before he's ready. " |
Hahaha 7/28/2011 6:57:00 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
^ I think this is EMCE's SOP for interrupted sex.
[Edited on July 28, 2011 at 7:15 PM. Reason : .] 7/28/2011 7:15:17 PM |
pryderi Suspended 26647 Posts user info edit post |
7/28/2011 8:03:57 PM |
lewisje All American 9196 Posts user info edit post |
I remember seeing a video before showing how big a turtle's penis is, but that was only the part you could see during intercourse... 7/28/2011 8:22:48 PM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
^^ I was looking for that but I don't think it's real.
Here's another turtle porn: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTRRS3IY4Tw 7/28/2011 8:27:30 PM |
BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
I loled when he pauses for a bit when it starts to really feel good.
I could just imagine him going "Al..Most...THERE!" 7/28/2011 8:51:54 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
^^ Looks like a fucking grappling hook... 7/28/2011 8:57:14 PM |
BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
That video has gone from 136 views to 1,000,000 + views since I made this thread, which was only about three hours ago.
TWW poll skewing FTW? 7/28/2011 9:29:02 PM |
LeonIsPro All American 5021 Posts user info edit post |
Wat you talkin bout Willis? 7/28/2011 9:51:28 PM |
crazy_carl All American 4073 Posts user info edit post |
ahahahahahaha, he winked at the very end, he knew he was on camera 7/29/2011 12:15:41 AM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
[NEW] 7/29/2011 12:16:48 AM |
DalesDeadBug In Pressed Silk 2978 Posts user info edit post |
i've never seen a dead turtle...i've seen all kinds of other animals dead, but never a turtle 7/29/2011 12:19:46 AM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
The lady turtle had a "rape, but hot as fuck" look on her face. 7/29/2011 12:24:17 AM |