Making the Navy's surface community look like an incredibly satisfying job!

http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi1053203481/


I will see it with friends to have a rowdy good time, and to critique the accuracy of the military protocol.

And because:

"Sir which weapons?"
"..All of them."

7/28/2011 7:46:34 PM

Quote :

"When it was first announced that Universal and director Peter Berg planned to adapt Hasbro’s Battleship to film, many wondered how they could possibly construct a compelling narrative around a game based on reading letter-number combinations and sticking pegs into holes. The answer: Throw $200 million at it, toss some aliens in there, and hope that the desire to see Friday Night Lights’ Taylor Kitsch and True Blood’s Alexander Skarsgard in uniform is enough to attract the key female demographic"

http://www.avclub.com/articles/battleship,59565/

7/28/2011 8:00:55 PM

pass

7/28/2011 8:09:44 PM

Good to see Berg decided to make this movie and not screw up Dune.

7/28/2011 8:37:35 PM

7/28/2011 8:40:25 PM

US Navy doesn't even have any battleships anymore.

7/28/2011 9:09:45 PM

Leaving the scene where Liam Neeson yells "YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP" out of the trailer was a big mistake

7/28/2011 9:24:00 PM

lol they took a board game with absolutely no story and made it into a movie about an alien invasion.

7/28/2011 9:26:18 PM

liam neeson hasn't been in a good movie since star wars episode 1

7/28/2011 9:28:40 PM

1) star wars episode 1 blows
b) Taken

[Edited on July 28, 2011 at 9:40 PM. Reason : and probably other crap I'm blanking on]

7/28/2011 9:39:34 PM

batman begins as well

7/28/2011 9:45:04 PM

Gangs of New York

7/28/2011 10:10:01 PM

He was your dad in Fallout. That trumps all.

7/28/2011 10:19:22 PM

Quote :

"US Navy doesn't even have any battleships anymore."

7/28/2011 10:20:26 PM

Yeah, this movie about an alien invasion isn't factually accurate!!

7/28/2011 11:49:35 PM

This is... what, my god.

I might have to see this, looks hilarious.

7/29/2011 12:22:21 PM

Sounds like a airplane bottle special.

7/29/2011 11:37:39 PM

Okay. Hollywood has OFFICIALLY run out of ideas. You can't have more compelling proof than this. If there is such proof out there, please post it. Please.

7/30/2011 5:43:47 AM

Quote :

"He was your dad in Fallout. That trumps all."

7/30/2011 11:18:02 AM

Quote :

"He was your dad in Fallout. That trumps all."

7/30/2011 12:04:06 PM

Well admittedly, Clue (I think it was the first movie based on a board game) was a pretty good movie. But at least the board game had somewhat of a story to go from.

7/30/2011 12:08:34 PM

Can't wait for the Risk trailer.

7/30/2011 12:58:00 PM

I'm more excited about the Stratego movie

7/30/2011 1:00:48 PM

sorry!

7/30/2011 3:00:13 PM

Quote :

""He was your dad in Fallout. That trumps all.""

7/30/2011 3:17:10 PM

I'm waiting for Boggle.

7/31/2011 11:52:53 PM

Thoroughly entertaining. I wouldn't expect anyone here to like it, because we're some of the most cynical assholes this side of Tribeca, but it is what it is: mindless, popcorn munching entertainment with big explosions and some of the corniest one liners since Last Action Hero . Highly recommended for folks who don't take themselves too seriously, but the vinylbandits, armorsleeps, and quagmires of the world should probably stay the fuck away, and I'm sure they will.

5/21/2012 10:18:35 AM

no way there was a better one-liner than "Mahala"

5/21/2012 10:25:54 AM

Liam Neeson and his chicken burrito elicited a bigger chuckle from this particular viewer, but to each their own.

5/21/2012 10:28:14 AM

i havent seen it, just the trailer

you know i dont watch movies until there are DVDrips online

5/21/2012 10:30:20 AM

I live literally a stone's throw from Stonecrest Regal so I just ride the 10 speed over there and check shit out. Only like 7.50 for matinees.

5/21/2012 10:32:52 AM

Quote :

"YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP"

5/21/2012 11:02:59 AM

Taken sucked

Gangs of New York was his last good movie.

5/21/2012 12:57:10 PM

5/21/2012 1:18:30 PM

Performed worse in its opening weekend than John Carter. Worst opening weekend ever for a 200 million dollar movie.

But it did pretty well internationally, international audiences love mindless action.

5/21/2012 2:35:21 PM

I remember reading that John Carter also did well internationally.


I'm not used to living in a world where Americans have a more refined taste in cinema than the rest of the collective world.

5/21/2012 3:34:00 PM

^ We don't.

Quote :

"As of May 10, 2009, Beverly Hills Chihuahua has grossed $94,514,402 domestically and $51,310,495 in other territories leading up to a total of $145,824,897 worldwide."

5/21/2012 3:37:17 PM

i will never see this movie

5/21/2012 4:19:36 PM

Missing out BIG TIME bro

5/21/2012 4:24:10 PM

i'm sure it'll be on Spike next summer

5/21/2012 4:29:38 PM

I will say the cans on the girl in the preview - nice nipples

[Edited on May 21, 2012 at 4:43 PM. Reason : r]

5/21/2012 4:42:11 PM

^^^^^

HHNGGGH

5/22/2012 1:21:28 PM

hungry hungry hippos would make a good movie

[Edited on May 22, 2012 at 3:12 PM. Reason : shit! ppl areday make tht joke]

5/22/2012 3:08:27 PM

If the game is really close, I'll eat the marbles myself. That's my secret. I'm the hungriest hippo.

5/22/2012 3:31:07 PM

Is the Hunger Games not a film about hippos?

5/22/2012 3:42:27 PM

Quote :

"no way there was a better one-liner than "Mahala""Mahalo""

[Edited on May 23, 2012 at 12:37 AM. Reason : I get corrected all the time.]

5/23/2012 12:36:49 AM

aha slave famous likes flashy lights and loud noises, just like my 2 year old nephew...how cute!!!!

5/23/2012 1:50:18 AM

5/23/2012 8:40:17 AM

How did Rihanna do in her acting debut?

5/23/2012 8:44:51 AM

http://www.vulture.com/2012/05/read-every-line-rihanna-says-in-battleship.html

5/23/2012 12:06:18 PM