EMCE balls deep 89741 Posts user info edit post |
One step at a time? Two steps at a time? Three?! Slightly pointed to the left? Slightly pointed to the right? Sitting on your booty cheeks, galloping with your rectum?! 7/29/2011 8:50:56 AM |
qntmfred retired 40601 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "YOUR
GALLOPING
RECTUM" |
7/29/2011 8:53:47 AM |
Pikey All American 6421 Posts user info edit post |
Up two at a time. Down one at a time. 7/29/2011 8:54:24 AM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
One down Two up That's the way I like to fuuuuuu, traverse stairs 7/29/2011 8:57:32 AM |
rtc407 All American 6217 Posts user info edit post |
I always look like I'm in a rush on the stairs, up or down.
Then back to my leisurely stroll once I'm back on level ground. 7/29/2011 8:57:49 AM |
EMCE balls deep 89741 Posts user info edit post |
Do the stairs themselves play a role in your decision? For example, Mitch's on hboro has tall, oak, steep, STAIRS OF DEATH. Would one be less inclined to engage in risky two-steppin' behavior on these stairs? 7/29/2011 9:02:41 AM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
one up jump over the side going down 7/29/2011 9:14:01 AM |
rtc407 All American 6217 Posts user info edit post |
I thought the accepted Mitch's stairs behavior was cram a shit ton of people and walk one stair at a time up, then take turns stumbling and twisting ankles down. 7/29/2011 9:16:12 AM |
McDanger All American 18835 Posts user info edit post |
immediately thought of Mitch's stairs when I read the thread title
read thread, not disappointed
stairs of fucking death 7/29/2011 9:18:32 AM |
EMCE balls deep 89741 Posts user info edit post |
"hey, lets open a bar where people can get drunk....but they have to juggle running chainsaws with their dicks before they can leave..."
'that is a fantastic idea, Mitch' 7/29/2011 9:21:27 AM |
ncsu_angel All American 1998 Posts user info edit post |
Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A
[Edited on July 29, 2011 at 10:18 AM. Reason : .] 7/29/2011 10:17:37 AM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
this makes me wanna drink a couple bottles of wine and traverse the stairs of Harrelson 7/29/2011 10:22:05 AM |
A Tanzarian drip drip boom 10995 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK7H6e13VA0 7/29/2011 10:36:08 AM |
Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
7/29/2011 10:54:25 AM |
JCASHFAN All American 13916 Posts user info edit post |
[Edited on July 29, 2011 at 11:05 AM. Reason : Two steps forward, one step back . . . ]
7/29/2011 11:02:25 AM |
dmspack oh we back 25428 Posts user info edit post |
Usually 2 at a time on the way up...1 at a time on the way down. On the way down I'm slightly point to the left.
And absolutely the stairs play in role in the decision making process...I ain't trying to bust my ass on some stairs.
[Edited on July 29, 2011 at 11:40 AM. Reason : ] 7/29/2011 11:39:51 AM |
EMCE balls deep 89741 Posts user info edit post |
I noticed today that I have a slight motherfucking left point when I'm down the stairs. WTF is wrong with me? 7/29/2011 11:50:46 AM |
jataylor All American 6652 Posts user info edit post |
Dick is too big, I have the same problem :/ 7/29/2011 12:00:00 PM |
grimx #maketwwgreatagain 32337 Posts user info edit post |
4 at a time going up 2 going down until the last 4-6 which you grab the bannister and leap to the bottom 7/29/2011 12:04:49 PM |
Byrn Stuff backpacker 19058 Posts user info edit post |
two at a time going up.
going down is just a controlled fall where I push off every couple of steps
[Edited on July 29, 2011 at 1:07 PM. Reason : unless it's Mitch's, then it's one at time, hands grazing the walls in the hope that I don't die] 7/29/2011 1:06:09 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89741 Posts user info edit post |
It has come to my attention that some might go down the stairs in this fashion: step-step.....step-step.....step-step..... 7/29/2011 1:12:42 PM |
DeltaBeta All American 9417 Posts user info edit post |
RECTUM?
Damn near KILLEDUM 7/29/2011 2:47:50 PM |
ncsuallday Sink the Flagship 9818 Posts user info edit post |
I usually kind of jump the first 3 then go 2 or so at a time. If I'm in a rush going down I'll do 2 stairs down too.
I hate the stairs in front of D H Hill though I never really know what to do there. 7/29/2011 3:02:12 PM |
mrfrog ☯ 15145 Posts user info edit post |
with light particles
oh wait, wrong thread.... or is it? 7/29/2011 3:16:44 PM |
yuffie_chan All American 4898 Posts user info edit post |
I hate shallow stairs and short stairs. They're too short to feel like I'm moving at a decent pace, but usually just tall enough that taking two or three at a time seems a little excessive. Stairs at DH Hill I do two, they're short, but long. Shallow stairs I feel like I'm gonna fall on going down. 7/29/2011 3:17:11 PM |
dmspack oh we back 25428 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I hate the stairs in front of D H Hill though I never really know what to do there." |
Yep. I always feel stupid on those steps. Too short to go one at a time and almost too long to go two at a time.7/29/2011 3:19:25 PM |
craptastic All American 6115 Posts user info edit post |
I begin by calculating the slope. I then account for gravity, presence of rails, and foot traffic.
I then proceed as such:
Escalators, however, still confound me:
[Edited on July 29, 2011 at 3:43 PM. Reason : ] 7/29/2011 3:38:43 PM |