punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Discuss. 7/29/2011 4:45:28 PM |
LeonIsPro All American 5021 Posts user info edit post |
Oh thanks, OP. Now I'm going to have to deal with this thread. 7/29/2011 4:46:11 PM |
ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
at least they're not pulling the "technical virgin" shit and taking it in the ass. 7/29/2011 4:46:12 PM |
stategrad100 All American 6606 Posts user info edit post |
Christians having (a lot of) STDs before marriage. 7/29/2011 4:46:14 PM |
theDuke866 All American 52766 Posts user info edit post |
If they're hot and it's with me, I'm 100% in favor of it. 7/29/2011 4:47:31 PM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
People saving themselves for marriage but still giving and receiving oral sex
That's what I would like to discuss 7/29/2011 4:48:19 PM |
stategrad100 All American 6606 Posts user info edit post |
that's when you do the mouth to vag switcharoo 7/29/2011 4:49:05 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
fingerbanging in church ftw 7/29/2011 4:49:29 PM |
yuffie_chan All American 4898 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ what I came here to post. One of my good friends from high school is Catholic and used to be really pure, now that she's been dating her current boyfriend for a while they're doing everything but sex but as long as they don't actually have sex it's okay. 7/29/2011 4:50:07 PM |
pttyndal WINGS!!!!! 35217 Posts user info edit post |
It's ok because Clinton said so. 7/29/2011 4:50:59 PM |
bbehe Burn it all down. 18402 Posts user info edit post |
Fun military story...during tech school, where Air Force enlisted learn their job, some kids get a special rope to wear on their uniform. Red for sq leader, black for honor guard, white for chaplain's assistant.
Well this one white rope, chick who always preached about god 24/7 and joined to help the war on Islam or some stupid shit....well she got caught blowing a dude behind a dumpster.
So we were in formation (like 150 people) one day marching back from class, and they (SNCO) calls this girl up to the front and takes a blade and cuts the rope off the girl's uniform and says pretty loudly 'You know what this is for or should we remind you?'
Oh man, pretty sure that girl locked herself in her room and cried for days.
Good times. 7/29/2011 4:51:47 PM |
ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
Going to church might be okay if I knew I was gonna get fingerbanged. 7/29/2011 4:52:08 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
I once gave got a hand job after Sunday School 7/29/2011 4:54:41 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
^^ ahahaha. 7/29/2011 4:56:28 PM |
theDuke866 All American 52766 Posts user info edit post |
^^^^ haha, did she change her MOS after that?
another funny story involving dumpsters: apparently at Bagram, Afghanistan, where you aren't supposed to be boning down and there's often little or no privacy to facilitate doing it on the sly, apparently they found that one of the most common places that people were humping was in the dumpsters.
[Edited on July 29, 2011 at 4:57 PM. Reason : ^^^^] 7/29/2011 4:57:19 PM |
BlueMoon001 Veteran 331 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "at least they're not pulling the "technical virgin" shit and taking it in the ass." |
i use to know 2 or 3 back my freshman/sophomore year
Quote : | "People saving themselves for marriage but still giving and receiving oral sex" |
I know this one girl who told me she use to blow her boyfriend(s) several times a day because she wouldn't have sex with them.7/29/2011 4:57:46 PM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
that's just a military myth 7/29/2011 4:58:14 PM |
theDuke866 All American 52766 Posts user info edit post |
^^ That's stupid, but at least whenever she starts having sex with them, she'll be mind-blowingly awesome at giving head.
^ I don't know, I heard it directly from my CO, who heard it brought up as an issue to be aware of during a meeting of all the COs of the tenant commands there. 7/29/2011 5:00:28 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "in the dumpsters." |
new meaning for cum dumpster?
[Edited on July 29, 2011 at 5:00 PM. Reason : no hyphen.]7/29/2011 5:00:36 PM |
theDuke866 All American 52766 Posts user info edit post |
I don't know, I've had some sexual encounters that were less than romantic, but I am proud to say that I have never had sex in an Afghan dumpster. 7/29/2011 5:02:13 PM |
settledown Suspended 11583 Posts user info edit post |
i don't understand how something so natural and beautiful can be wrong 7/29/2011 5:02:56 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
to me it has more to do with sex maybe not being as special if you break a piece off to a lot of people.
Then again, I have only had sexual relations with one person.
I do wish it wasn't seen as taboo. That to me is retarded. I think it should be explained better in the "christian community." Going to hell for it is the wrong way to explain such a natural and beautiful thing.] 7/29/2011 5:04:41 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
Q-fred? 7/29/2011 5:05:24 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
yes
[Edited on July 29, 2011 at 5:07 PM. Reason : forgot the ] 7/29/2011 5:06:17 PM |
settledown Suspended 11583 Posts user info edit post |
i am not a very religious person but i generally respect the beliefs of others
i wonder if some of man's word snuck its way into God's word when the books of the Bible were being written
[Edited on July 29, 2011 at 5:08 PM. Reason : seeds] 7/29/2011 5:07:29 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
seeds....yes.
Guideline for life for me but not the end all and be all. 7/29/2011 5:08:59 PM |
settledown Suspended 11583 Posts user info edit post |
i do think many of the stories in the Bible teach good lessons
i can see how it is useful as a guide
but i disagree with its official positions on seeds and shellfish
[Edited on July 29, 2011 at 5:13 PM. Reason : s] 7/29/2011 5:12:57 PM |
LeonIsPro All American 5021 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Going to hell for it is the wrong way to explain such a natural and beautiful thing." |
Speaking in rebellion against your parents is enough sin for someone to go to hell. It's not like certain sins are hell worthy while others let you slide. All sin, puts you in place where you can no longer be in the presence of God.
Please consult TSB thread for information on shellfish.
[Edited on July 29, 2011 at 5:14 PM. Reason : All the sudden everyone cares about shellfish]7/29/2011 5:13:15 PM |
settledown Suspended 11583 Posts user info edit post |
that's not true
everyone is a sinner
not sinning isn't the way to heaven
faith is
or something 7/29/2011 5:14:29 PM |
LeonIsPro All American 5021 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "that's not true
everyone is a sinner
not sinning isn't the way to heaven
faith is
or something" |
You just agreed with what I said then summarized the fundamental lesson of Christianity.
Though technically if you died sinless (impossible) then you would not need to be saved. Hence why Christ was able to be Firstborn from among the dead. And is said to have conquered the power of sin and death.
[Edited on July 29, 2011 at 5:17 PM. Reason : .]7/29/2011 5:15:28 PM |
settledown Suspended 11583 Posts user info edit post |
oh, sorry, sometimes i think i'm not smart enough for Jesus 7/29/2011 5:16:54 PM |
settledown Suspended 11583 Posts user info edit post |
but sometimes i feel like i want to be saved 7/29/2011 5:21:07 PM |
JesusHChrist All American 4458 Posts user info edit post |
I like to watch 7/29/2011 5:22:51 PM |
bbehe Burn it all down. 18402 Posts user info edit post |
Dukie, she didn't change her AFSC (MOS) but she lost a stripe and the dude got kicked out (he already had fucked up in the past, they got married, she took him with her to Alaska, and I think they divorced 3 months later. 7/29/2011 5:23:33 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114244 Posts user info edit post |
I TOO HAVE OPINIONS ON VARIOUS MATTERS 7/29/2011 5:23:38 PM |
yuffie_chan All American 4898 Posts user info edit post |
lawl at the airforce story. That's great.
Quote : | "to me it has more to do with sex maybe not being as special if you break a piece off to a lot of people." |
punchmonk has a good point with this... I guess there's a lot of people who have one night stands, but most people I know like this would prefer to settledown with someone, they're just too horny. I guess it's a choice... :/7/29/2011 5:28:04 PM |
BlueMoon001 Veteran 331 Posts user info edit post |
a lot of the girls who "put it out" there for everyone usually have someone they're in love with. Ironically, what they're doing with other guys is one of the reasons the guy they're in love with doesn't want them.
For example, I knew this one girl who told me she slept/dated with the roommate of the guy she was in love with so that she could be closer to him ( see him everyday, talk, whatnot...)
Some girls are delusional. Same applies to guys though.
[Edited on July 29, 2011 at 5:31 PM. Reason : x] 7/29/2011 5:31:18 PM |
theDuke866 All American 52766 Posts user info edit post |
^^
...or haven't found anyone they want to settledown with yet, but don't want to be a 30 or 40-year old virgin while they wait.
or alternately, never find anyone to settle down with, in which case, who cares if all the sex they had along the way wasn't meaningful or special.
[Edited on July 29, 2011 at 5:34 PM. Reason : ^^] 7/29/2011 5:33:57 PM |
piddlebug ow 2293 Posts user info edit post |
When I was in middle school my boyfriend and I were both in he youth group. We went to Texas for a mission trip once and he fingered me and I gave him a handy pretty much the whole bus ride. Under a blanket of course. I'm a little ashamed of that now. 7/29/2011 5:34:37 PM |
theDuke866 All American 52766 Posts user info edit post |
yeah, some of (if not the) first boobs I saw were on a church youth group trip 7/29/2011 5:39:01 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
who hasn't been plowed in the back of a van in a church parking lot? 7/29/2011 5:41:26 PM |
JohnNoir Suspenisioned 127 Posts user info edit post |
who hasn't been plowed in the dumpster behind the church bus in the parking lot behind the Afghan church?
I thought this was part of RT? No? I knew that hot female PO was lying to me. 7/29/2011 5:47:08 PM |
LeonIsPro All American 5021 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "who hasn't been plowed" |
Quote : | "I knew that hot female PO was lying to me." |
So... you were plowed by a woman?7/29/2011 5:51:13 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
My friend who is christian and is now married to the girl of his dreams...
1) wants to kill himself. 2) doctors prescribed him antidepressants. 3) he hates life. he wants to be single again but he can't let his religion down or else he'll be forced to consider his whole life's faith a lie. 4) doesn't have sex with the girl he married (he doesn't like it) 7/29/2011 5:53:43 PM |
MattJMM2 CapitalStrength.com 1919 Posts user info edit post |
Because designing you with an urge to fuck your brains out and then punish you if succumb to those urges is an act of a benevolent god.
Do you think that the almost uncontrollable urge to fuck is part of our god given free will?
If your will is influenced, does that still make it free? 7/29/2011 5:54:02 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
^^^it's a rhetorical quetsion norbert
[Edited on July 29, 2011 at 6:01 PM. Reason : ^] 7/29/2011 5:59:47 PM |
theDuke866 All American 52766 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ Should have found that out before marrying her
and/or
She should've gotten in more practice beforehand
[Edited on July 29, 2011 at 6:01 PM. Reason : if saving yourself for marriage works out for you, then good for you. i just think it's unnatural.] 7/29/2011 6:01:02 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Should have found that out before marrying her
and/or
She should've gotten in more practice beforehand" |
against their religion.7/29/2011 6:08:19 PM |
theDuke866 All American 52766 Posts user info edit post |
practically speaking, i'm saying 7/29/2011 6:20:34 PM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
7/29/2011 6:21:34 PM |