paerabol All American 17118 Posts user info edit post |
x-games: women's motocross
no offense to you ladies but my entire bar was basically on pause for 30 minutes or so while everyone was either laughing hystericloly or cringing with vicarious embarrassment.
i don't think any of them ever ventured above half throttle, i didn't once see a rear wheel leave the ground, and the entire coverage was essentially a desperate attempt to follow someone that wasn't presently diving off her bike or getting it stuck somehow.] 8/1/2011 6:00:07 AM |
Pikey All American 6421 Posts user info edit post |
Someone, quick... name a women sport that is more exciting than the men version.
Cheerleading and WWE are not sports. 8/1/2011 6:45:09 AM |
jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
^ volleyball
....and curling
[Edited on August 1, 2011 at 7:24 AM. Reason : .] 8/1/2011 7:23:51 AM |
ctnz71 All American 7207 Posts user info edit post |
^ only because the shorts.
I almost made this same thread... It's got to be bad when my wife agrees. 8/1/2011 7:28:15 AM |
smoothcrim Universal Magnetic! 18959 Posts user info edit post |
8/1/2011 8:34:49 AM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNP81MoaKmo
This? 8/1/2011 9:30:45 AM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
8/1/2011 9:34:54 AM |
Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
that was painful to watch... 8/1/2011 9:39:38 AM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
holy shit
wow
and that was the finals
just imagine what the prelims were like 8/1/2011 9:43:36 AM |
jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
I just watched that....and it was quite funny. 8/1/2011 9:45:54 AM |
Joie begonias is my boo 22491 Posts user info edit post |
when i was at ruckus i would put one of the tvs on wnba in the afternoons just to see what would happen ... no matter which tv i put it on that section would almost always be clearer than the rest 8/1/2011 9:47:41 AM |
aph319 All American 8570 Posts user info edit post |
The first log was pretty lulzy. 8/1/2011 9:48:51 AM |
jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
^^That's just mean.
[Edited on August 1, 2011 at 9:49 AM. Reason : .] 8/1/2011 9:49:05 AM |
mildew Drunk yet Orderly 14177 Posts user info edit post |
LMFAO 8/1/2011 9:51:42 AM |
aph319 All American 8570 Posts user info edit post |
Lots of hymen-bursting action on that course.
"and oooooh problem" may be my new favorite quote. @2:30 8/1/2011 10:00:41 AM |
gtherman All American 628 Posts user info edit post |
yea, it was hilarious when they just started going around some of the harder obstacles 8/1/2011 10:19:11 AM |
mildew Drunk yet Orderly 14177 Posts user info edit post |
Took about 2 and a half minutes longer than the men's 8/1/2011 10:26:49 AM |
DalesDeadBug In Pressed Silk 2978 Posts user info edit post |
hahahahaha that was horrible
they had problems with the big logs 8/1/2011 10:28:06 AM |
ctnz71 All American 7207 Posts user info edit post |
4:24 def best part 8/1/2011 10:32:27 AM |
tommy wiseau All American 2624 Posts user info edit post |
women's sports
lol
4:28 on that video had me rolling 8/1/2011 10:36:53 AM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
I definitely feel bad for them when they get hurt like at the beginning and 4:28...but aside from that, megalol 8/1/2011 10:38:37 AM |
DalesDeadBug In Pressed Silk 2978 Posts user info edit post |
"Gold Medal Action" is not an apt description of this event 8/1/2011 10:52:19 AM |
BIGcementpon Status Name 11318 Posts user info edit post |
That's pretty bad. I do like how the bikes are too big for the girls to pick up and guys have to do it. 8/1/2011 11:25:32 AM |
paerabol All American 17118 Posts user info edit post |
Thanks for the vid skack 8/1/2011 11:35:16 AM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
That double at 7:25 was pretty tight. 8/1/2011 1:37:09 PM |
gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
oh my god im loling and not even 40 seconds into it haha 8/1/2011 1:50:03 PM |
DoucheU Starting Lineup 78 Posts user info edit post |
"We think she's down a lap"
Doesn't that seem like something they might want to keep track of? 8/1/2011 3:35:58 PM |
paerabol All American 17118 Posts user info edit post |
I didn't intend this thread to come off as mean-spirited, each of those girls is tough as shit and muuuch better than I'd be on that course. But the comedy was just too much to deny having just seen the men's final
just for comparison --
Men's Enduro X 2011 Final
Women's Enduro X 2011 Final
8/1/2011 4:23:34 PM |
AxlBonBach All American 45550 Posts user info edit post |
hahahaha truly a comedy of errors 8/1/2011 4:27:41 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
I don't even have to watch those two vids to see the funny
the still frames are hilarious...guys: riding the bike....girls: clusterfuck with someone picking up a bike off the ground 8/1/2011 4:31:22 PM |
renegadegirl All American 2061 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Someone, quick... name a women sport that is more exciting than the men version.
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Womens Gymnastics hands down.
But besides the Olympics, no one ever watches that for fun 8/1/2011 4:33:46 PM |
AxlBonBach All American 45550 Posts user info edit post |
Yep. And Women's Figureskating > Men's Figureskating 8/1/2011 4:34:36 PM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
Women's Jello Wrestling > Men's Jello Wrestling 8/1/2011 8:27:09 PM |
ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
^^^I told my sister that when I was a kid and was accused of being a lesbian. 8/2/2011 12:01:28 AM |
Doc Rambo IV All American 7202 Posts user info edit post |
That women's race is painful to watch, yet I can't stop watching it.
[Edited on August 2, 2011 at 12:13 AM. Reason : LOL at 4:24] 8/2/2011 12:11:23 AM |
scotieb24 Commish 11085 Posts user info edit post |
That was great. I too, lolled the hardest at 4:24
I still think we missed a ton of good wipe outs because they couldn't possibly catch them all with the number of cameras they had.
[Edited on August 2, 2011 at 12:20 AM. Reason : .] 8/2/2011 12:19:25 AM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
hilarious 8/2/2011 12:37:39 AM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
I'm pretty sure the best part is at 0:43 when that girl gets off her bike, walks it backwards, and the course worker points at the log like "Bitch you better ride over that log!"
I feel like such a dickhead misogynist for saying that.
[Edited on August 2, 2011 at 12:54 AM. Reason : l] 8/2/2011 12:46:43 AM |
Moox All American 612 Posts user info edit post |
The faceplant out of the gate was the defining moment of that clip. 8/2/2011 12:47:13 AM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
It definitely set the tone for what the rest of the race would look like. 8/2/2011 12:48:54 AM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
I'm going to Craigslist to look for a DRZ400SM now. 8/2/2011 12:55:41 AM |
smoothcrim Universal Magnetic! 18959 Posts user info edit post |
1:23 in the men's vid. wtf is this dude talkin about "2-wheel drive motorcycle"
[Edited on August 2, 2011 at 1:09 AM. Reason : ^i dont think you'd want a supermoto for that]
[Edited on August 2, 2011 at 1:12 AM. Reason : damn that shit does exist http://www.christini.com/awd-technology.php]
[Edited on August 2, 2011 at 1:12 AM. Reason : .] 8/2/2011 1:09:10 AM |
tommy wiseau All American 2624 Posts user info edit post |
the lol version (complete with Benny Hill Theme)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuNtrO8DhXM 8/2/2011 1:43:07 AM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i dont think you'd want a supermoto for that" |
I have no desire to do what they're doing, but I still want a supermoto bike. 8/2/2011 10:11:50 AM |
BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
What makes this even funnier is to imagine the amount of time, effort, practice, etc...that they put into sucking. They probably have injuries and stuff...and, again, still suck.
But at least they tried. 8/2/2011 10:43:20 AM |
Time Veteran 595 Posts user info edit post |
The women went over those logs so slowly the bike's mons pubis just got scraped to shit. I, too, would have a hard time pushing a bike over logs. Thank god for motors. (they still have more balls than me, I'm just busting them) 8/2/2011 11:06:55 AM |
crazy_carl All American 4073 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "two wheel drive motorcycle" |
huh, no shit, didnt know about that8/2/2011 11:09:06 AM |
titans78 All American 4035 Posts user info edit post |
This shit had me crying from the opening 30 seconds on through. The girl falling off the ramp ... it doesn't get much better than that. Great stuff. 8/2/2011 12:31:30 PM |
aph319 All American 8570 Posts user info edit post |
Deadspin finally did a post about this. 8/2/2011 12:33:43 PM |
jtw208 5290 Posts user info edit post |
set em up 8/2/2011 12:35:26 PM |