merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
A girl in the office asking someone else how to changetje indent in word. I was walking by and instinctively said alt+F4. The person she asked agreed with me. Lulz ensued.
Now how many of you tried alt+f4? 8/5/2011 12:57:23 PM |
qntmfred retired 40601 Posts user info edit post |
i used to change the message on the printer LCD screens. and rotate people's LCD orientations upside down
[Edited on August 5, 2011 at 1:02 PM. Reason : .] 8/5/2011 1:01:21 PM |
justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27752 Posts user info edit post |
i used to use ctrl+alt+delete before windows made it where it only brought up the task manager.
having people reboot their computers was fun. 8/5/2011 1:01:50 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
^^ teach me your ways. 8/5/2011 1:04:35 PM |
puck_it All American 15446 Posts user info edit post |
I would love to know how to do that 8/5/2011 1:06:23 PM |
BobbyDigital Thots and Prayers 41777 Posts user info edit post |
I rearranged the keys on a few coworkers' keyboards to make the home row say Fuck You!
the old and always reliable - screen shot someone's window arrangement, and make set that image as their desktop background image.
you can get these little gizmos that will randomly emit a high pitched sound. Get one and hide it in their cube/office. They will go insane.
remove ethernet cable from wall jack. Cover RJ45 connector with scotch tape. plug ethernet cable back in to wall jack.
wait...
wait...
8/5/2011 1:12:02 PM |
classy_J Veteran 233 Posts user info edit post |
Tape the hang-up buttons on their landline phones down...they pick it up but it doesn't stop ringing
Tape over the laser on the bottom of the mouse...mouse won't work 8/5/2011 4:01:26 PM |
settledown Suspended 11583 Posts user info edit post |
mayo on phone earpiece
[Edited on August 5, 2011 at 4:11 PM. Reason : fish sandwich in cubicle wall] 8/5/2011 4:10:26 PM |
MinkaGrl01
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lol @all the Jim Halpert wannabes 8/5/2011 4:13:10 PM |
stategrad100 All American 6606 Posts user info edit post |
I used to trip people when they walked by. One day someone broke their tooth and had to go to the hospital. It was hilarious. 8/5/2011 4:13:34 PM |
jaZon All American 27048 Posts user info edit post |
ctrl+alt+down arrow 8/5/2011 4:15:48 PM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
scotch tape on the spray nozzle at the breakroom sink
fill hardhat with water and place in freezer
turn off elevator breaker while they're between elevations
dead snake across the steering wheel of their truck
email love notes to their boss when they screw up and leave their computer unattended and unlocked
"test" the eyewash stations every time you walk by one so the operator has to keep resetting the flow alarms
etc.
[Edited on August 5, 2011 at 4:20 PM. Reason : a possum may or may not have been penned up in the admin building one night ] 8/5/2011 4:19:33 PM |
stategrad100 All American 6606 Posts user info edit post |
Usually just alt+tabbing between active windows is enough to impress your avg American
Do you know how much corporate time is wasted by an unreasonable amount of reliance on the Microsoft GUI by your average nice set of tits that can't use a computer?
I call it the GUI:tits index.
Usually I am the one that ends up sucking those tits though. So I really owe it to Microsoft. 8/5/2011 4:19:59 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148255 Posts user info edit post |
i like setting images like this http://www.interbutt.org/plog-content/images/sfwmaybe/wallpapers/y5ixncr4fpzug72s7cmek6kbtq6adujl.jpg to peoples' laptop backgrounds 8/5/2011 4:24:18 PM |
yuffie_chan All American 4898 Posts user info edit post |
^^ so true. Alt Tab and mouse gestures are hilarious.
Quote : | "you can get these little gizmos that will randomly emit a high pitched sound. Get one and hide it in their cube/office. They will go insane." |
Annoytrons... at a random frequency and a random interval of time. You can get them on think geek I think, and they're magnetic, so my friend used to stick it on the bottom of his door. It's brilliant.
^ That's brilliant, but terrible.
[Edited on August 5, 2011 at 4:25 PM. Reason : ^^]8/5/2011 4:25:11 PM |
stategrad100 All American 6606 Posts user info edit post |
I like to delete people's recently modified files. Usually sorting by date allows you to see what you should consider deleting first. 8/5/2011 4:26:05 PM |
theDuke866 All American 52766 Posts user info edit post |
We tend toward freezing unattended belongings into big blocks of ice. 8/5/2011 4:53:57 PM |
stategrad100 All American 6606 Posts user info edit post |
One of our secretaries who had been at my old company for a long time was crying in the break room one day and nobody wanted to go in there because we were all wondering what was going on and if she was gonna go home or something with the family emergency.
Earlier in the day I had played a prank on her by unloading her stapler (stupid I know)
it was mostly because I wanted her to come over and ask me for staples because she was hot
Well anyway, she was crying so I went in to ask her what was wrong and her sister had called her to tell her that her dog had run out in the street and died.
Well anyway I gave her my condolences and then told her thanks for ruining my fucking prank so I have to go reload her stapler now.
bitches 8/5/2011 7:28:04 PM |
Talage All American 5091 Posts user info edit post |
8/5/2011 7:37:54 PM |
stategrad100 All American 6606 Posts user info edit post |
^ they had sex and liked it
that was the joke right? 8/5/2011 7:41:09 PM |
settledown Suspended 11583 Posts user info edit post |
you are boring 8/5/2011 7:56:49 PM |
Chance Suspended 4725 Posts user info edit post |
Not really a prank but one of my computers at work has a ticking fan that I've gotten used to and tune out and it is quiet enough that most people don't immediately notice it. So when new people come by to ask a question before I respond I usually pause and then point out the ticking sound...then when I turn around to dig for a file/document/schematic that they are curious about it's quiet and the ticking noise starts driving them nuts. 8/5/2011 8:13:16 PM |