Timez to stock up on milk sandwiches and automatic weapons! The end is near!

Earthquake today
Hurricane soon
Zombiepocalypse after



Chit chat?

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8/23/2011 2:38:31 PM

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8/23/2011 2:41:44 PM

2012

8/23/2011 3:02:47 PM

i blame comet Elenin

8/23/2011 3:12:23 PM

When a meteor shower destroys the Space Shuttle Atlantis and bombards parts of New York City, NASA discovers a Texas-sized asteroid will collide with Earth in 18 days, creating another extinction event. With the military, NASA scientists, led by Dan Truman (Billy Bob Thornton) plan to embed a nuclear device 800 feet within the asteroid that, when ignited, will split the asteroid in two parts that will both safely fly past the Earth. NASA contacts Harry Stamper (Bruce Willis), considered the best deep-sea oil driller in the world. Harry returns to NASA along with his daughter Grace (Liv Tyler) to keep her away from one of his young and more rambunctious drillers, A. J. Frost (Ben Affleck), who has fallen in love with her much to Harry's dismay. Harry and Grace learn of the critical issues of the asteroid, and Harry explains he will need his team members, including A. J., to help advise NASA. Once they have been rounded up, Harry's team offers to help but only after being assured of being rewarded from an esoteric list of demands.

8/23/2011 3:15:53 PM

^LOLOLOLOL

8/23/2011 3:19:58 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9IfHDi-2EA

8/23/2011 3:29:08 PM

Don't forget about the assloads of big fires we had a little while ago

8/23/2011 4:00:46 PM

Hurricane is fine. We've got adequate food and water and a ceramic water filter, and nearly a dozen chickens for protein. I'll just be annoyed if I have to put the chickens inside if they are in danger of getting blown away. Definitely be annoyed if my garden is destroyed by high winds.

8/23/2011 4:12:32 PM

I mean, I'd say it started with the bajillion tornadoes.

8/23/2011 4:18:45 PM

haha today I got to explain to my students that just because everyone else is a moron and buys milk in an emergency doesn't mean they should too

8/23/2011 4:21:05 PM

^Seriously. Totally not shelf stable. Ammo is a better purchase anyway .

8/23/2011 4:35:47 PM

I recommend stocking up on weapons and ammo. And Vienna sausages. Those things rock! Gotta prepare for the return of Zombie Jesus!

This time, he's turning water into wine ... And innocent children into flesh-eating monsters!

8/23/2011 4:46:34 PM

Sell your stocks, spend all your savings, man up and act out your irrational fears. No time to waste

8/23/2011 10:01:59 PM

LOL ... AntiMnifesto's post had me imagining a bunch of chickens rolling around like tumbleweeds in the wind ... ha ha ha!!!

8/23/2011 11:38:40 PM

8/24/2011 12:30:12 AM

100lbs of rice...





Not included are medical and hygiene supplies (Antibiotics, pain killers, allergy meds, ointments, patches, pads/band-aids, alcohol, peroxide, witch's hazel, tooth paste, tooth brushes, floss, body wash, deodorant, shampoo). I also have spare shingles and other misc. materials for small home repair. Various utility items such as lighters and four 55 gallon rain barrels. I also have 1500+ rnds of .40 and will soon have 5000 rnds of .22lr for defense/hunting. I should be picking up a .308 and/or shotgun soon. I still need to pick up some coleman lanterns, propane canisters, and a coleman stove as well as various seeds for a garden.


Oh and thanks for posting that pic. of evaporated milk... Can't have all that cereal without milk!!!!1

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8/24/2011 2:40:30 AM

If some crazy armageddon shit goes down in my lifetime I'm not going to bother trying to extend my life. Shit would be miserable.

8/24/2011 4:08:40 AM

a distant friend's Facebook status ...

Quote :

"earthquake...crazy. Haha after I realized what it was I hoped for a minute that Jesus was coming back right now and I got really excited. oh well...not yet. "

she has like 5 thumbs up ...

8/24/2011 7:48:04 AM

the tornado that hit us not too long ago too.....all these freak disasters
and the tsunami in japan

yes apocalypse is near......2012 is the year

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8/24/2011 1:16:19 PM

I wouldn't really call them freak disasters... they're more like "natural" disasters

8/24/2011 1:19:04 PM

For the 2012 end-times people, let me know if you're selling any of your possessions, I might be interested

8/24/2011 1:55:36 PM