GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
I understand the need to make these things cheap, but seriously?
Every time I'm given a free pen from a business trying to promote itself, it looks, feels, opens/closes, has the same weight as, same plastics, same point, but the only goddamn difference is that IT DOESN'T WRITE. Why the fuck go through THAT much effort to make something look so similar to an everyday object, even include INK, but can't dispense ink to the paper?! I end up just throwing it away! Many of them don't work brand new out of the box!!
Now, I understand plastic forks are supposed to be cheap and be thrown away after you're done using it, but for fucks' sake, the piece of shit can't stab through a soggy onion without its prongs bending. The fork's functionality is rendered complete useless without its prongs. I now have to use my fork as a motherfucking spoon. A fork in the shape of a fork is not a fork at all!! Even a squirrel with the functionality of a fork is a fork. It's the functionality that makes an object what it is. Get it right, motherfuckers!!!
[Edited on August 29, 2011 at 5:39 PM. Reason : .] 8/29/2011 5:38:31 PM |
dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I end up just throwing it away!" |
oh my heavens!8/29/2011 5:39:55 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114243 Posts user info edit post |
the complaints web. 8/29/2011 5:40:11 PM |
craptastic All American 6115 Posts user info edit post |
the bubblebobble web 8/29/2011 5:43:33 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
craptastic forks and pens 8/29/2011 5:45:49 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114243 Posts user info edit post |
^^haha that shit was hype until it got taken over by bots and spam <3 8/29/2011 5:46:13 PM |
jataylor All American 6652 Posts user info edit post |
I have never actually used a spork to stab food. 8/29/2011 6:22:59 PM |
ncstatetke All American 41128 Posts user info edit post |
donate the pens to Bada
it seems they only have one pen at any given time 8/29/2011 6:40:20 PM |
aaronburro Sup, B 52906 Posts user info edit post |
I read this as "Plastic Forks and Free Penis" 8/29/2011 6:43:27 PM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
EVEN A SQUIRREL WITH THE FUNCTIONALITY OF A FORK IS A FORK 8/29/2011 10:58:49 PM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
my school gives out these pens for free:
except they are green with our school's department info on it 8/29/2011 11:06:52 PM |
dswillia Q(o.oQ) 2190 Posts user info edit post |
First world problems ITT 8/29/2011 11:12:48 PM |
qntmfred retired 40601 Posts user info edit post |
the first startup i worked for, we got these orange giveaway ballpoint pens from our first client
damn things lasted almost 3 years. several times longer than the startup 8/29/2011 11:18:23 PM |
Wordsworth All American 2888 Posts user info edit post |
We only order Bic pens now because our first set of generic pens didn't write and they couldn't send them back. 8/29/2011 11:45:48 PM |
dswillia Q(o.oQ) 2190 Posts user info edit post |
so far...I really like the pens here
8/30/2011 9:27:38 AM |
Fhqwhgads Fuckwads SS '15 20681 Posts user info edit post |
My favorite free pen is from Dollar Rent A Car
Has lasted many many years. A+, will write again. 8/30/2011 9:29:57 AM |
TKE-Teg All American 43405 Posts user info edit post |
hot damn, I love me some clicky pens 8/30/2011 9:33:57 AM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
i keep one of these (except black) on my hardhat and it hasn't let me down yet
8/30/2011 5:03:33 PM |
Førte All American 23525 Posts user info edit post |
pen island 8/30/2011 5:13:56 PM |
prb185 All American 1589 Posts user info edit post |
Free pens/notepads in your hotel room ftw 8/30/2011 5:15:47 PM |
puck_it All American 15446 Posts user info edit post |
Which penismightier
[Edited on August 30, 2011 at 7:05 PM. Reason : .] 8/30/2011 7:05:16 PM |
CheesyLabia Suspended 926 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/10/24/sunday/main6987066.shtml?tag=contentMain;contentBody
a nib doctor seems like the profession to be going into
cannot be as complicated as pizzas 8/30/2011 7:12:17 PM |