Kickstand All American 11544 Posts user info edit post |
Tonight I was taking a poop and as I started to wipe, a dingle berry fell from my ass into my pants around my ankles.
I hoped I could pinch it with a piece of toilet paper, but as i went for it, it smeared like peanut butter and left skid marks on my drawers.
Luckily, I was at home and could immediately take a shower to rid myself of all poop residue. 10/16/2011 9:50:01 PM |
BigFletch All American 3302 Posts user info edit post |
Neat-o 10/16/2011 9:51:31 PM |
Kickstand All American 11544 Posts user info edit post |
FML is not a valid thread topic. dadgummit, qntmbot 10/16/2011 9:52:43 PM |
Prawn Star All American 7643 Posts user info edit post |
That should be a lesson to you. Never stand up to wipe. 10/16/2011 9:53:24 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
Fecaled My Leg 10/16/2011 9:53:25 PM |
evlbuxmbetty All American 3633 Posts user info edit post |
excuse me... a dingleberry? 10/16/2011 10:11:26 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
People stand up to wipe after age 7? 10/16/2011 10:13:16 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
A dingleberry is a round ball of turd that sticks to a piece of ass hair. 10/16/2011 10:14:08 PM |
Smath74 All American 93278 Posts user info edit post |
what the fuck is wrong with you people? did you not learn how to shit/wipe before kindergarten?
and didn't you learn that it's not really socially acceptable to talk about it before high school? 10/16/2011 10:15:41 PM |
GrayFox33 TX R. Snake 10566 Posts user info edit post |
Motion: Bottom to top 10/16/2011 10:24:12 PM |
evlbuxmbetty All American 3633 Posts user info edit post |
i know what a dingleberry is... i just never heard of a person having one... i guess if you have a hairy crack 10/16/2011 10:28:28 PM |
Arab13 Art Vandelay 45166 Posts user info edit post |
How the hell did this happen? Do you stand up to wipe? Did it just fall off the TP? Or where you shitting in the woods/on a neighbors porch? 10/16/2011 11:11:38 PM |
Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
You got to stand up to wipe. I spred the shit out of my ass to make sure I get everything 10/16/2011 11:20:16 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
wat 10/16/2011 11:22:49 PM |
Kickstand All American 11544 Posts user info edit post |
I stand up to wipe when at home. Big deal. It's easy and convenient.
Quote : | "Did it just fall off the TP?" |
As I made my first wipe, I brushed it with the edge of the TP and jarred it loose. tmi tmi10/16/2011 11:28:45 PM |
BIGcementpon Status Name 11318 Posts user info edit post |
I don't think I could stand up to wipe if I wanted to. Do you use a prop, Kickstand? 10/16/2011 11:51:21 PM |