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11/11/2011 11:16:05 AM

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"A computer virus disables the Enterprise and the replicators; water scarcity causes a panic. Wesley's "practice date" with Data gets weird."

11/14/2011 2:40:29 PM

practice date with data has me crying

11/14/2011 3:49:41 PM

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"this was VERY similar to an actual episode of TNG"

haha i'm watching that episode right now!!

"Commander? Tell me about your sexual organs."

11/16/2011 1:12:00 PM

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"An alien judge imprisons Picard in a carnivorous plant for doubting his justice system. Guinan invents an amazing new "single level" chess."

11/16/2011 1:13:03 PM

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"Picard must debate a sentient tree to save his away team from being crushed. Geordi dares Data to spend the night in a haunted docking bay."

11/17/2011 2:26:58 PM

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"A terraforming experiment releases a rapid-growth space plant that disables the ship. Riker turns down a record five promotions in one day."

hilarious

11/28/2011 3:33:06 PM

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"Picard must team up with the despicable Quantum Dolphins to defeat a mutual foe. Troi unexpectedly gives birth to a full-grown adult man."

12/8/2011 3:02:37 PM

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"Neat freak silicon-based aliens attempt to clean all organics off of the Enterprise. Barclay builds his own Geordi visor, is blinded by it."

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"Troi's popularity with a hive-mind species ignites a planetary battle for her attention. O'Brien starts smoking."

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"Beverly fights an alien info-virus that overwrites the human brain. Worf claims allergies are dishonorable, refuses to stop eating peanuts."

12/8/2011 3:05:27 PM

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"Barclay builds his own Geordi visor, is blinded by it."

hahahahahahaha awesome

12/8/2011 3:13:05 PM

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"Wes falls in love with an alien girl whose species devours its mates. Worf's "training program" is easily beaten by non-stop shoulder rolls."

12/9/2011 12:18:57 AM

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"Worf's "training program" is easily beaten by non-stop shoulder rolls"

SPAM THE SHOULDER ROLL. haha - I used to think this when watching Star Trek.

12/9/2011 12:33:13 AM

Q finally convinces Picard to downsize the Enterprise for a shuttlecraft. Dr. Beverly Crusher discovers that tribbles can be used as currency and loses it all in a game of Romulan Parcheesi.

Geordi discovers that Warp drive is the dial-up of engine technologies. The crew have a White Elephant party.

12/9/2011 7:35:48 AM

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"Beverly swoons for a ghost trapped in a loaf of bread."

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"Wesley's "practice date" with Data gets weird."

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"An endangered space mantis plants its egg in Barclay's chest."

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"Picard misses his childhood sailboat."

12/9/2011 12:11:10 PM

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"NON STOP SHOULDER ROLLS"

12/9/2011 2:07:05 PM

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"Data & Geordi’s prank war gets dangerous."

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"Wesley returns from a trip to discover that the Enterprise crew has been transformed into pigs. Worf is a mean pig."

12/16/2011 3:22:59 PM

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"Khan Noonien Singh's holodeck persona transfers itself into a Borg drone. Geordi & Data's harp duet is a stirring ode to friendship."

12/16/2011 3:59:34 PM

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"A bounty on Wesley attracts increasingly dangerous space mercenaries. Geordi & Data get in a fight, divide the Enterprise in half with tape."

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"The Enterprise is flung into the Delta Quadrant by an alien called the Caretaker. Geordi soups up the warp core and they're home by dinner."

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"A Tasha Yar clone hails the ship; the crew turns off the lights and pretends they're not home. The ladies on deck 8 love them some Riker."

2/24/2012 12:34:19 PM

2nd one is great

2/24/2012 1:08:22 PM

^^3rd one is lame.

2/25/2012 1:36:14 AM

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"Self-blinded monks force Picard into joining their congregation. Worf vows to destroy whoever stole his watch, then finds it in his couch."

5/15/2012 12:53:03 PM

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"Wesley's dino experiment mistakenly mixes with Riker's beard DNA, creating the sexy-but-dangerous Velociriker. Troi's mom tries to marry it."

ahahaha

5/15/2012 12:58:43 PM

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"Adorable space otters nest in the port nacelle, preventing Geordi from starting the engines. Worf suggests "slitting their throats.""

5/15/2012 7:20:37 PM

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"Wes gets trapped in a bunker with an obnoxious child king. Riker wakes up on Risa with a lower back tattoo and no memory of his last 3 days."

Lol

5/15/2012 10:57:02 PM

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"With the Enterprise in for repairs, Picard recounts three tall tales to the senior staff. Barclay severs his finger playing with a door."

5/18/2012 12:17:29 PM

this thread (and twitters) is gold.

5/18/2012 12:31:11 PM

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"Worf's suspiciously attractive new girlfriend is stealing the crew's dreams. He claims dreaming is for cowards, and she's staying."

5/19/2012 4:18:23 PM

5/19/2012 5:21:30 PM

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"Cheap knock-off Borg prove to be a Ferengi trick. Barclay asphyxiates and falls through a glass coffee table while practicing a magic trick."

5/21/2012 7:44:54 PM

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"The crew discovers a planet populated by billions of Riker clones. Picard brokers peace between the bearded majority and non-bearded rebels."

6/18/2012 6:45:50 PM

http://sparksmcgeeadventures.tumblr.com/

6/19/2012 3:35:52 AM

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"An alien transforms Beverly into a mythical Irish banshee. Worf pitches a fit when he finds out crew kids are going "as Worf" for Halloween."

6/23/2012 11:46:56 PM

I could go for a slice of Troi cellular peptide cake with minty frosting right now

6/24/2012 9:53:04 AM

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"Trapped in a holo-telenovella about the crew, Riker is triumphant despite his limited Spanish. Geordi y Data venden el warp core en error."

7/2/2012 8:59:53 PM

STO rox

7/2/2012 9:00:25 PM

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"Worf makes an unexpected ally on his Klingon walkabout. Data & Geordi fly Picard's shuttlecraft in reverse to try to roll back the odometer."

7/12/2012 11:58:46 AM

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"A deligation of alien hummingbirds secretly plan to drink Wesley. It's a challenge, but Riker still manages to hook up with one."

7/12/2012 4:02:42 PM

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"Q convinces Picard to enact prohibition on Ten Forward a day before Wesley is of legal drinking age. Data tries speed dating."

7/12/2012 11:05:13 PM

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"Wes's replicator upgrade produces sentient smart-foods. Fan favorite Cake Troi returns as the charismatic leader of the din din rebellion."

9/27/2012 6:08:41 PM

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"Dead crewmen are reanimated into tech-hungry beasts by Borg microbes. Wes accidentally calls Picard "mom" in front of the entire bridge."

10/20/2012 8:21:12 AM

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"Picard hand-builds a makeshift rocket to escape Ferengi captors. Geordi & Data feverishly try to repair an antique vase before his return."

11/19/2012 10:44:46 PM

lol

11/20/2012 5:17:12 PM

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"Ghosts of long-dead crewmen harass Troi. Riker's fight with a lizard alien turns romantic, leading to sensual massaging and heavy petting."

12/11/2012 9:24:00 PM

12/13/2012 3:47:42 PM

Man, I'm just so tired of all these star wars...

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

12/13/2012 3:48:29 PM

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"@trekandthecity: Needless to say, the Prime Directive wasn't the only thing Samantha violated that night."

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"@trekandthecity: "More like Rear Admiral Archer", Samantha said, sipping her Cardassian Cosmo with a knowing smirk."

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"@trekandthecity: As the Romulan vessel decloaked, I wondered about all the things that we hide from our partners, and from ourselves"

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"@trekandthecity: As the ship reached full impulse, I wondered, why do our own impulses so often lead us astray?"

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"@trekandthecity: A party of Klingons had taken the bridge, but as Samantha saw it, being taken by Klingons was always a party."

1/25/2013 7:52:56 PM

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"Riker infiltrates a saboteur cult in the Neutral Zone. Worf demands an honorable death when the crew learns his middle name is Ashley."

3/4/2013 10:39:18 AM

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"Wes gets his amber collecting club trapped in amber. Picard's end-of-episode speech segues into a meandering rant on turbolift etiquette."

3/15/2013 11:23:51 AM

The crew gets caught in a Holodeck glitch sending them on a never-ending rollercoaster at Six Flags, causing Lt. Worf to vomit uncontrollably. Commander Riker and Lt. LaForge exchange an intimate hug.

3/26/2013 7:24:29 PM

Data re-examines gender roles after it is revealed that he is considered "Prissy" by a majority of his crewmates. The Enterprise looks cool compared to another class of Federation starship.

6/27/2013 4:40:07 PM