good thing this is off the streets. we gotta be careful now. Freedom is being threatened by christmas lights, egg timers and 9V batteries.

11/20/2011 11:03:54 PM

Square clocks are used only in bombs.

11/21/2011 12:06:57 AM

what kind of old-timey bomb is that?

c'mon man, get a digital clock with big red flashing numbers on them. it's 2011, for christ's sake.

11/21/2011 12:08:49 AM

Honestly, I would be offended to be killed by something that old. It would be like getting killed with a cross-bow, or getting polio.

11/21/2011 12:10:49 AM

It doesn't take much...http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/12/Unibomber_bomb.JPG

11/21/2011 10:37:44 AM

Wow. I thought that three colored wires only existed as a MacGuyver plot device.

11/21/2011 12:36:03 PM

I'm confused, what is the point of this thread?

11/21/2011 1:13:19 PM

cut the red wire, its always the red wire

i think its always the red wire

11/21/2011 1:35:44 PM

wouldn't that be...

"america has dodged a bomb"

?

11/21/2011 1:40:42 PM

^^the point is this:

if the OP ever gets mailed an actual bomb that appears to be a piece of shit, he will open it, laugh at it, and be killed.

[Edited on November 21, 2011 at 1:46 PM. Reason : ,]

11/21/2011 1:46:00 PM

not if he cuts the red wire

11/21/2011 1:46:44 PM

There is nothing in that picture that could kill anyone. a 9volt battery doesn't even have enough power to shock a person.

11/21/2011 2:15:41 PM

actually, you could kill someone with the pipe fitting, wires, and christmas tree lights.

[Edited on November 21, 2011 at 2:39 PM. Reason : and]

11/21/2011 2:39:13 PM

Quote :

"There is nothing in that picture that could kill anyone. a 9volt battery doesn't even have enough power to shock a person."

Yeah, but what if Iran had given that same person a nuclear bomb???

11/21/2011 2:43:29 PM

nuclear bombs still can't kill anyone without a good deploying device. The radiation detectors would go off in any city unless it had state of the art casing and only the finest ballistic missile could avoid being shot down moments after launch by our sdi satellite, naval and ground missile defense system.

11/21/2011 2:49:44 PM

Quote :

"There is nothing in that picture that could kill anyone. a 9volt battery doesn't even have enough power to shock a person."

I'm just curious what is your experience with IEDs?

Quote :

"nuclear bombs still can't kill anyone without a good deploying device. The radiation detectors would go off in any city unless it had state of the art casing and only the finest ballistic missile could avoid being shot down moments after launch by our sdi satellite, naval and ground missile defense system."

Again, just curious what your qualifications are, not trying to be a dick

11/21/2011 3:43:49 PM

946 hours logged on Sid Meier's civlilization.

11/21/2011 4:18:49 PM

you played that about as well as you possibly could have-

11/21/2011 6:34:29 PM

Quote :

"Honestly, I would be offended to be killed by something that old. It would be like getting killed with a cross-bow, or getting polio. "

lololol

11/21/2011 9:43:04 PM