I like to do my work at an [unnamed] coffee shop that plays some satellite radio station with pop Christmas music.

sometimes i find myself overcome with unexplained rage and despair and want to blow my brains out, then i realize its just the terrible Christmas music and calm myself down.

Some gems include:

Jessica Simpson (nominee for the WORST) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVIDSGsrWAc
The Pretenders: 2000 Miles http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmx3QC7n6sk
Taylor Swift: Last Christmas http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IF6mF0ebX6Q

etc.

Post some other Worst Christmas Music albums/artists pls. Kudos for links to vids.

12/8/2011 7:41:40 AM

Justin Bieber feat. Busta Rhymes - Little Drummer Boy

12/8/2011 7:45:17 AM

Carnie & Wendy Wilson: Hey Santa, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO8NYJ0bZ1c

the worst form of torture, truly

12/8/2011 7:51:15 AM

Britney Spears: My Only Wish, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrvebqA8xdM

12/8/2011 8:09:49 AM

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"ANY CHRISTMAS MUSIC"

Seriously, It's all designed to make you want to blow your brains out after hearing it for the billionth time.

12/8/2011 8:17:53 AM

Christmas Shoes.

Yeah, I said it!

12/8/2011 8:27:12 AM

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"Justin Bieber feat. Busta Rhymes - Little Drummer Boy "

Who allowed that to happen

12/8/2011 8:38:07 AM

any of the newer christmas music, along with anything by the carpenters.

12/8/2011 8:48:23 AM

mccartney

simply having a wonderful christmastime

the worst pop recording EVER

12/8/2011 9:32:05 AM

Give me old hymns or get your sacrildgeous jew agenda out of here

I will be making my christmas music thread later

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

12/8/2011 9:35:54 AM

Every time I hear Feliz Navidad, I want to stab myself in the ears with screwdrivers.

In high school, I worked at a Super K-mart, and my hours were pretty much maxed out during the holidays. Their Christmas mix included about 4 songs, and 2 of them were Feliz Navidad. For 8 hours at a time every day I worked.

It got to the point where you could find me holed up in the back all like

12/8/2011 9:36:18 AM

ALL Christmas music is the WORST Christmas music

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12/8/2011 9:46:02 AM

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"mccartney simply having a wonderful christmastime the worst pop recording EVER"

this man is correct

by some miracle i made it all the way until christmas day last year without hearing it

so far so good for 2011

12/8/2011 9:48:47 AM

^ Is there anyone that actually likes that song? I figured it just got airtime because he was a Beatle.

12/8/2011 9:52:23 AM

Frickin' A - "Merry Merry Merry Frickin' Christmas" (2004): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTOHouwsWGs

12/8/2011 10:07:24 AM

A close second for me in terms of horrid

Merry Christmas From the Family
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P37xPiRz1sg

12/8/2011 10:17:52 AM

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"Every time I hear Feliz Navidad, I want to stab myself in the ears with screwdrivers."

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god, i feel you brother.

let me add to the list: Wham - Last Christmas

12/8/2011 10:27:23 AM

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"mccartney simply having a wonderful christmastime the worst pop recording EVER"

12/8/2011 10:29:56 AM

any 'pop' star's remix of a classic.



they can fuck themselves.

12/8/2011 10:32:37 AM

I came in here to post:

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"mccartney simply having a wonderful christmastime the worst pop recording EVER"

The Bouncing Souls & Weston's cover of "Do They Know it's Christmas" was pretty rad though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uggdaiuQyJE

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12/8/2011 10:49:12 AM

I hate "Santa Baby" with a curious amount of passion.

12/8/2011 10:50:09 AM

I hate all the xmas songs bc they started like a month ago on 100.7. I would be fine with a week of xmas songs, but seriously there is no xmas song worth listening to 80 times over

12/8/2011 10:54:29 AM

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"let me add to the list: Wham - Last Christmas"

i hope you get poop in your stocking

12/8/2011 10:58:59 AM

^^ Rumor has it that they are changing format after the holidays and that's why they've been playing Christmas 24/7.

12/9/2011 12:55:29 PM

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"mccartney simply having a wonderful christmastime the worst pop recording EVER"

12/9/2011 12:57:15 PM

The hippopotamus song.

12/9/2011 1:01:24 PM

FELIZ NAVIDAD

FELIZ NAVIDAD

PROSPERO ANO Y FELIZIDAD

FELIZ NAVIDAD

FELIZ NAVIDAD

FELIZ NAVIDAD

PROSPERO ANO Y FELIZIDAD

12/9/2011 1:20:37 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq10bz3PxyY

12/9/2011 2:37:35 PM

Feliz Navidad is 90% of the reason I support building a wall on the Mexican border.

"Grandma Got Runover By A Reindeer..."

12/9/2011 2:53:33 PM

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"mccartney simply having a wonderful christmastime the worst pop recording EVER"

HOLY SHIT SAME!! We were riding in the car this week and that came on. My wife said something positive about Paul right around the time I said that I can't stand that fucking song. I really wanted to throw her out the window.

12/9/2011 3:33:09 PM

http://xkcd.com/988/

12/9/2011 6:37:47 PM

"Man With The Bag" makes me want to shoot people. It's the single most self-absorbed materialistic X-mas song out there.

I gained what I consider to be a healthy and rational hatred of the song after two Christmases working retail. You will hear it in every big retail store because it's all about getting every present you want and that's the sort of song they want played in stores.

12/9/2011 6:44:40 PM

Grandma got run over by a reindeer.

12/9/2011 7:48:14 PM

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"mccartney simply having a wonderful christmastime the worst pop recording EVER"

You just ruined Paul McCartney for me.

How can a Beatle release such shit? I mean Lennon's "Happy Xmas (War is over)" is pretty good IMO.

12/9/2011 8:14:42 PM

i like liking things

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12/9/2011 8:38:22 PM

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"mccartney simply having a wonderful christmastime the worst pop recording EVER"

12/9/2011 9:38:30 PM

i like any of the really random christmas songs that 102 JAMZ plays.

i didn't know they made christmas raps until last year.

12/9/2011 9:44:50 PM

not even christmas in hollis?

12/10/2011 4:45:03 AM

another vote for...

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"mccartney simply having a wonderful christmastime the worst pop recording EVER"

My wife and I went to Universal Studios over Christmas break two years ago, and they played that damned song on a continuous loop the entire time we were there.

12/10/2011 10:45:01 AM

ALL OF IT.

Except Christmas in Hollis. That song make me want to hang out in the hood for Christmas.

12/10/2011 10:59:36 AM

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""mccartney simply having a wonderful christmastime the worst pop recording EVER""

As soon as I saw this thread, this song popped into my head. And I don't particularly dislike it!

12/10/2011 11:01:59 AM

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"simply having a wonderful christmastime"

12/10/2011 11:17:46 AM

btttFELIZ NAVIDAD

12/24/2014 2:25:27 PM

Baby It's Cold Outside has always been a little to rapey for me.

Of course I've got a much longer list of songs that aren't rapey enough.

12/24/2014 2:34:07 PM

bttt = taking a visit to Miller's Planet and getting crushed by waves


mi burrito sabanero is pretty bad

"Mi Burrito Sabanero" is about a little donkey making its way to Bethlehem on the night Jesus was born. We hear about a reimagined version of ...

12/24/2014 2:35:15 PM

I wanna touch buxmbetty's butt :3333

that is all

12/24/2014 3:26:23 PM

https://soundcloud.com/local-business-comedy/sets/kreezus

12/24/2014 5:29:49 PM