parentcanpay All American 3186 Posts user info edit post |
go to heaven?
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hey now Indianapolis Jones 14975 Posts user info edit post |
Get a load of this guy. ^ 1/11/2012 12:57:15 AM |
Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
If heaven is a Wal-Mart
[Edited on January 11, 2012 at 1:18 AM. Reason : .] 1/11/2012 1:00:17 AM |
InsultMaster Suspended 1310 Posts user info edit post |
yes because they are the ones saying it 1/11/2012 1:01:53 AM |
parentcanpay All American 3186 Posts user info edit post |
I'm just saying....I was walking through this restaurant earlier tonight and this HUGE woman we blocking the door outside. I said "excuse me" and I started wondering if he hears that shit all the time since she was so good at having volume. I felt kinda bad afterward and wondered if that phrase makes the hearts of fat people cry. 1/11/2012 1:02:09 AM |
Marlo Veteran 275 Posts user info edit post |
I was really hoping the OP would say, "Go to heaven?" 1/11/2012 1:03:46 AM |
parentcanpay All American 3186 Posts user info edit post |
^ I like it. Fixed. 1/11/2012 1:08:36 AM |
arcgreek All American 26690 Posts user info edit post |
7 deadly sins 1/11/2012 1:10:43 AM |
Roflpack All American 1966 Posts user info edit post |
Depends on if they're a saved. 1/11/2012 3:28:11 PM |
Snewf All American 63348 Posts user info edit post |
"a saved"
nice 1/11/2012 3:32:16 PM |
V0LC0M All American 21263 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "If heaven is a Wal-Mart" |
hahahahahahahahahahaahhahaahahahahaahhahahahahhahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahah1/11/2012 3:35:51 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
1/11/2012 3:37:52 PM |
mrfrog ☯ 15145 Posts user info edit post |
I, too, have questions about fat people that I don't have the balls to ask them to their face.
Oh, here's the classic one:
"why don't they just lose weight?" 1/11/2012 3:52:09 PM |
raiden All American 10504 Posts user info edit post |
And how do they wipe when its obvious there's no way their hands can get back there?
Do they have to move folds of fat to poop or pee? Do farts get stuck in the folds? 1/11/2012 7:28:25 PM |
Wolfmarsh What? 5975 Posts user info edit post |
I'd answer if you weren't trolling. 1/11/2012 7:31:45 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
This obese guy from work says he takes a ball of TP and puts it in a vise grip and then basically grinds his ass up and down on it till the poops gone. 1/11/2012 7:34:30 PM |
TroopofEchos All American 12212 Posts user info edit post |
1/11/2012 7:35:29 PM |
Wolfmarsh What? 5975 Posts user info edit post |
Nah, why do you think we use the handicap stalls? That way we can do fat-person yoga and get into poop-wiping-whale using the bars for support and leverage. 1/11/2012 7:45:29 PM |
mrfrog ☯ 15145 Posts user info edit post |
I question Wolfmarsh's fat credentials. 1/11/2012 7:49:37 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
Yeah. We need waist up naked pics to confirm. 1/11/2012 7:51:17 PM |
raiden All American 10504 Posts user info edit post |
Wasn't trolling 1/12/2012 7:11:46 AM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I felt kinda bad afterward and wondered if that phrase makes the hearts of fat people cry." |
Those tears might be sweat.1/12/2012 8:52:43 AM |
Geppetto All American 2157 Posts user info edit post |
i'm not certain if its worse to be half black or fat these days.
Sure you can lose the weight (can't lose the black) but odds are low that you will.
I chose half black because i think being black black is worse, still, i think. Plus even if someone is "mixed" people still refer to that individual as black 3/5ths* of the time.
* 1/12/2012 9:03:29 AM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
I'm screwed even after I lose weight 1/12/2012 9:16:13 AM |
Geppetto All American 2157 Posts user info edit post |
OH YOU BET YOU'RE SCREWED *
*emphasis on the 1/12/2012 9:19:12 AM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
1/12/2012 9:26:05 AM |
mrfrog ☯ 15145 Posts user info edit post |
[Edited on January 12, 2012 at 10:21 AM. Reason : embed fail ] 1/12/2012 10:20:34 AM |