Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
Luke, I am your father
This has been a krallum presentation/] 3/16/2012 5:41:30 AM |
Bweez All American 10849 Posts user info edit post |
The quote is "No, I am your father." 3/16/2012 6:00:02 AM |
Troop All American 849 Posts user info edit post |
Trolling is a art. 3/16/2012 6:14:43 AM |
Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
The name's James, James bond
I'm krallum and I approved this message. 3/16/2012 6:18:37 AM |
Bweez All American 10849 Posts user info edit post |
The name's James Bond, James Bond. 3/16/2012 6:28:02 AM |
jdennis86 All American 3004 Posts user info edit post |
Latigo Beach. Nice point break. 3/16/2012 7:00:18 AM |
Bweez All American 10849 Posts user info edit post |
Here's to looking at you, kid 3/16/2012 1:49:42 PM |
Snewf All American 63348 Posts user info edit post |
Forget it, Bweez. It's Chinatown. 3/16/2012 1:58:32 PM |
dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
Violet, you're turning purple, Violet! 3/16/2012 2:01:13 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
Of all the vodka joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine. 3/16/2012 2:02:55 PM |
elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
Frankly, my sweet, I don't give a damn. 3/16/2012 2:03:10 PM |
AndyMac All American 31922 Posts user info edit post |
"I'm going to need a bigger boat"
[Edited on March 16, 2012 at 2:04 PM. Reason : ] 3/16/2012 2:03:35 PM |
Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
Double Cheeseburgeres, the cornerstone of any healthy breakfast
I'm Krallum and I approved this message. 3/16/2012 3:28:24 PM |
HockeyRoman All American 11811 Posts user info edit post |
Play it again, Sam. 3/16/2012 3:31:25 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refute. 3/16/2012 3:32:26 PM |
AndyMac All American 31922 Posts user info edit post |
"A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "El Big Mac."
[Edited on March 16, 2012 at 3:39 PM. Reason : ] 3/16/2012 3:38:40 PM |
JesusHChrist All American 4458 Posts user info edit post |
^My girlfriend's a vegetarian, which pretty much makes me a vegetarian. But I do enjoy a tasty burger. 3/16/2012 3:47:40 PM |
AxlBonBach All American 45549 Posts user info edit post |
Mama always said, love is like a box of chocolates, you never know how you're gonna get it. 3/16/2012 4:00:02 PM |
eli All American 1581 Posts user info edit post |
If I had known that was the last time I'd see my best good friend Bubba, I woulda said something different than... Hey Bubba. 3/16/2012 4:35:32 PM |
slaptit All American 2991 Posts user info edit post |
3/16/2012 5:39:49 PM |
dinoantncsu Collector of Gnomes 422 Posts user info edit post |
I’m tired of these motherfuckin’ snakes on this motherfuckin’ plane! 3/16/2012 7:42:27 PM |
LaserSoup All American 5502 Posts user info edit post |
I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem *may* have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being *crushed* by a *dwarf*. Alright? That tended to understate the hugeness of the object. 3/16/2012 8:00:30 PM |
LudaChris All American 7946 Posts user info edit post |
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." 3/16/2012 8:05:13 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Naw, we rape the shit out of them at the Number Six Dance later on. " |
3/16/2012 8:07:38 PM |
LaserSoup All American 5502 Posts user info edit post |
A lot of people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch of unconnected incidents 'n things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate of shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness. 3/16/2012 8:11:41 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
Fabienne: I was looking at myself in the mirror. Butch: Uh-huh? Fabienne: I wish I had a pot. Butch: You were lookin' in the mirror and you wish you had some pot? Fabienne: A pot. A pot belly. Pot bellies are sexy. Butch: Well you should be happy, 'cause you do. Fabienne: Shut up, Fatso! I don't have a pot! I have a bit of a tummy, like Madonna when she did "Lucky Star," it's not the same thing. Butch: I didn't realize there was a difference between a tummy and a pot belly. Fabienne: The difference is huge. Butch: You want me to have a pot? Fabienne: No. Pot bellies make a man look either oafish, or like a gorilla. But on a woman, a pot belly is very sexy. The rest of you is normal. Normal face, normal legs, normal hips, normal ass, but with a big, perfectly round pot belly. If I had one, I'd wear a tee-shirt two sizes too small to accentuate it. Butch: You think guys would find that attractive? Fabienne: I don't give a damn what men find attractive. It's unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same. 3/16/2012 8:16:06 PM |
ctnz71 All American 7207 Posts user info edit post |
"you are not the father" 3/16/2012 8:16:39 PM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Go fuck yourself, San Diego." | 3/16/2012 8:16:47 PM |
Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
Some men just want to burn the world
I'm Krallum and I approved this message 4/16/2012 1:05:59 PM |
justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27748 Posts user info edit post |
anything anybody says in commando. 4/16/2012 1:26:41 PM |
crazy_carl All American 4073 Posts user info edit post |
Alfredo,you're my older brother,and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. 4/16/2012 1:36:24 PM |
raiden All American 10504 Posts user info edit post |
"dyin ain't much of a livin boy" - The Outlaw Josey Wales 4/16/2012 1:38:36 PM |
LaserSoup All American 5502 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Mind if I smoke while you eat?" |
4/16/2012 1:39:48 PM |
dubcaps All American 4765 Posts user info edit post |
it's not how you stand on your car, it's how you race your car. 4/16/2012 5:10:21 PM |
justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27748 Posts user info edit post |
Also, anything anybody says in predator.
Basically anything anyone has ever said in any arnold movie. 4/16/2012 5:49:54 PM |
BettrOffDead All American 12559 Posts user info edit post |
the leads are weak? the fucking leads are weak? you're an asshole! 4/16/2012 5:58:11 PM |
Førte All American 23525 Posts user info edit post |
"How do i shot web?" - Venom, Spiderman 2 4/16/2012 6:02:33 PM |
kcon All American 551 Posts user info edit post |
That'll do pig... That'll do. 4/16/2012 6:04:29 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148241 Posts user info edit post |
Say hello, to my small friend 4/16/2012 6:04:31 PM |
BettrOffDead All American 12559 Posts user info edit post |
be one with the ball. ni ni ni ni ni ni ni 4/16/2012 6:12:00 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "the leads are weak? the fucking leads are weak? you're an asshole!" |
PUT...THAT...COFFEE....DOWN! Coffee is for closers4/16/2012 6:13:18 PM |
BettrOffDead All American 12559 Posts user info edit post |
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CLOSE AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE 4/16/2012 6:13:59 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
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Always Believe Christians 4/16/2012 6:24:00 PM |
justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27748 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9uuPza41Uw
4/16/2012 6:51:26 PM |
DjGohan All American 2585 Posts user info edit post |
corporate accounts payable Nina speaking. just a moment 4/16/2012 9:42:14 PM |
BIGcementpon Status Name 11318 Posts user info edit post |
"Fuck you, pay me" 4/16/2012 11:58:30 PM |
synapse play so hard 60929 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I'm sorry, Bruce. These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get all antsy in their pantsy. " |
Quote : | "Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE? " |
Quote : | "he Snozzberries taste like Snozzberries. " |
Quote : | "Mac: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun Thorny: And his shenanigans are cruel and tragic " |
Quote : | "College Boy 3: [stoned] I'm freakin' out, man! Rabbit: Yes, you are freaking out... man. " |
Quote : | "Mac: [Chugging maple syrup] Three... two... one... DO EET. Oh go girlfriend. " |
Quote : | "I AM ALL THAT IS MAN!!!!!" | ]4/17/2012 12:12:12 AM |
jcg15 All American 2120 Posts user info edit post |
Via NCSUStinger
I'll have a steak sandwich and a steak sandwich
/Fletch
that mug can pwn some steak sandwiches mane 4/17/2012 12:17:06 AM |
Byrn Stuff backpacker 19058 Posts user info edit post |
With a gun in your mouth you speak all in consonants 4/17/2012 6:18:10 AM |
beatsunc All American 10740 Posts user info edit post |
Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off. Captain Oveur: Roger! Roger Murdock: Huh? Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er. Captain Oveur: Roger! Roger Murdock: Huh? Victor Basta: Request vector, over. Captain Oveur: What? Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324. Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence. Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor? Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over! Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over. Tower voice: Over. Captain Oveur: Roger. Roger Murdock: Huh? Tower voice: Roger, over! Roger Murdock: What? Captain Oveur: Huh? Victor Basta: Who? 4/17/2012 7:24:28 AM |