EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
-Woke up early, let myself go back to sleep, and then my alarm clock scared the living shit out of me 2 minutes later.
-Stubbed toe.... on CARPET
Fuck, man
[Edited on July 13, 2012 at 8:09 AM. Reason : Typo] 7/13/2012 8:08:17 AM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
did you poop your bed a little when the alarm when off? 7/13/2012 8:14:04 AM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
-Woke up late, let myself go back to sleep, and then my alarm clock scared the living shit out of me 2 minutes later.
-bank shot......on TOILET
Fuck, man I gotta clean that up when I get home 7/13/2012 8:14:11 AM |
elise mainly potato 13090 Posts user info edit post |
I have a cold
Also, walking back from my dogsitting gig I noticed my car had something hanging under the front end. I went to look at it and it was a piece of my car. Some plastic panel that had melted in a couple spots...on a positive note my front end no longer rattles. 7/13/2012 8:25:17 AM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
Alone at work. Should've known not to do this on a 13th friday 7/13/2012 8:31:55 AM |
DoeoJ has 7062 Posts user info edit post |
that's how it begins 7/13/2012 8:32:59 AM |