Pikey All American 6421 Posts user info edit post |
I have a 401k with company match and a refrigerator specifically for storing wine bottles.
[Edited on July 25, 2012 at 11:08 AM. Reason : ...and I bother to edit spelling mistakes.] 7/25/2012 11:06:09 AM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
I drive a Prius 7/25/2012 11:06:47 AM |
justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27748 Posts user info edit post |
i often feel full of white guilt. 7/25/2012 11:08:18 AM |
Mr E Nigma All American 5450 Posts user info edit post |
I watch Dexter 7/25/2012 11:09:17 AM |
LaserSoup All American 5502 Posts user info edit post |
^^God, is that you? 7/25/2012 11:09:48 AM |
ScottyP All American 1131 Posts user info edit post |
I sometimes listen to Dave Matthews Band. 7/25/2012 11:10:23 AM |
Kurtis636 All American 14984 Posts user info edit post |
I have a non pre-paid smart phone. 7/25/2012 11:11:45 AM |
Snewf All American 63348 Posts user info edit post |
I have $92,000 in student loans
for LIBERAL ARTS DEGREES 7/25/2012 11:12:28 AM |
justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27748 Posts user info edit post |
i don't yell at the screen in movie theaters. 7/25/2012 11:12:30 AM |
Nighthawk All American 19619 Posts user info edit post |
I don't talk on my cellphone in movie theaters. 7/25/2012 11:12:56 AM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
i don't live in a slum while driving a $50k car 7/25/2012 11:13:16 AM |
Kurtis636 All American 14984 Posts user info edit post |
All of my pants fit me, not a guy 40 pounds heavier than me.
[Edited on July 25, 2012 at 11:15 AM. Reason : asdfs] 7/25/2012 11:14:41 AM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
I shoot up movie theaters 7/25/2012 11:15:46 AM |
justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27748 Posts user info edit post |
too soon 7/25/2012 11:22:10 AM |
Dammit100 All American 17605 Posts user info edit post |
I enjoy swimming 7/25/2012 11:37:36 AM |
HCH All American 3895 Posts user info edit post |
My turkey sandwich has mayo on it. 7/25/2012 11:39:11 AM |
sparky Garage Mod 12301 Posts user info edit post |
i walk quickly across streets and parking lots 7/25/2012 11:39:19 AM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
i watched the british open
and refer to it as "the open championship" 7/25/2012 11:39:45 AM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
I can't dance 7/25/2012 11:40:59 AM |
Fhqwhgads Fuckwads SS '15 20681 Posts user info edit post |
I can pronounce the words "library" and "ask" correctly 7/25/2012 11:42:55 AM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
i do not wear socks with sandals
and I listen to A Prairie Home Companion] 7/25/2012 11:42:59 AM |
aph319 All American 8570 Posts user info edit post |
I steal thread ideas from 4chan. 7/25/2012 11:43:12 AM |
Eaton Bush All American 2342 Posts user info edit post |
Racist in here. 7/25/2012 11:43:21 AM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
I wear boat shoes
on a boat 7/25/2012 11:44:01 AM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
I don't turn my pistol sideways 7/25/2012 11:44:48 AM |
BobbyDigital Thots and Prayers 41777 Posts user info edit post |
I ski, mountain bike, and wakeboard. 7/25/2012 11:45:04 AM |
Geppetto All American 2157 Posts user info edit post |
I tip 20%, drive a hybrid, do triathlons, have a 401k and roth ira, wear seersucker, shop at whole foods, go to tacky sweater xmas parties, talk about how much i love sushi/microbrews, like the arcade fire, water ski.....
with all this, some times i forget i'm not white.
[Edited on July 25, 2012 at 11:45 AM. Reason : forgot water sports ^] 7/25/2012 11:45:31 AM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
I can swim 7/25/2012 11:45:47 AM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
My pants fit 7/25/2012 11:45:59 AM |
dmspack oh we back 25423 Posts user info edit post |
grew up on a farm. 7/25/2012 11:47:23 AM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
My penis is only 7 inches 7/25/2012 11:47:51 AM |
Geppetto All American 2157 Posts user info edit post |
I think there was a long history of non-whites growing up on a "farm" 7/25/2012 11:47:51 AM |
Kurtis636 All American 14984 Posts user info edit post |
^^^^Way to come original.
I can shave without getting horrendous razor bumps.
[Edited on July 25, 2012 at 11:48 AM. Reason : knead moar carrots] 7/25/2012 11:48:11 AM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
All of my vehicles have factory rims and factory stereo systems. 7/25/2012 11:48:36 AM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
I smell like a dog when I sweat 7/25/2012 11:48:58 AM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
I have no idea what EBT stands for 7/25/2012 11:51:22 AM |
justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27748 Posts user info edit post |
i don't get payday loans. 7/25/2012 12:00:55 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
My chain is 18 inches, and I tuck it in 7/25/2012 12:03:07 PM |
Kurtis636 All American 14984 Posts user info edit post |
I don't want to fuck a fat white girl. 7/25/2012 12:06:27 PM |
Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
Fuck this pc wank reddit shit.
The correct 4chan title is prove you're not a nigger
Im krallum and i approved this message 7/25/2012 12:07:42 PM |
beatsunc All American 10740 Posts user info edit post |
i pay more in taxes than i receive in benefits from the govt 7/25/2012 12:07:58 PM |
Klatypus All American 6786 Posts user info edit post |
this thread makes me 7/25/2012 12:10:19 PM |
acraw All American 9257 Posts user info edit post |
My dad's side of the family is pretty much all military. 7/25/2012 12:28:17 PM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
I hate myself for being white 7/25/2012 12:29:13 PM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
I have direct deposit. 7/25/2012 12:29:19 PM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
i will no longer post in your racist troll thread 7/25/2012 12:59:48 PM |
slaptit All American 2991 Posts user info edit post |
I LIKE EXPENSIVE SANDWICHES
RAWR RAWR RAWR 7/25/2012 2:08:28 PM |
scotieb24 Commish 11085 Posts user info edit post |
I can't jump 7/25/2012 2:11:24 PM |
wolfpack0122 All American 3129 Posts user info edit post |
I carry my gun in a holster
I don't like watermelon 7/25/2012 4:27:45 PM |
jcgolden Suspended 1394 Posts user info edit post |
I know how to swim and I travel to other countries (in an airplane) 7/25/2012 4:29:21 PM |