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On a scale from 0 to 10

7/25/2012 11:05:14 PM

Smath74
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0.


i prefer my own scent.

7/25/2012 11:06:19 PM

Spontaneous
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Depends on how well hydrated and fibered I am.

Thirsty and fibered - 9-10
Thirsty and not fibered - 7-8
Not thirsty and fibered - 5-6
Not thirsty and not fibered - 3-4

7/25/2012 11:06:54 PM

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After a night of drinking: 10^10

7/25/2012 11:11:46 PM

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I had this roommate from Wisconsin when I lived in WA. Cool dude, but I think he subsisted on a diet of cheese, sausage, and beer, and he could fart and clear out a football stadium, I think.

7/25/2012 11:12:42 PM

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^ yeah, fatty foods usually occur after drinking and the combo is often a gas maker. When I eat high fiber there really isn't an issue other than going to the bathroom 6 times a day.

Alcohol + fatty foods = a gassy situation

7/25/2012 11:15:18 PM

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currently i am on paleo, eating tons of fat, meat, and vegetables.

good lord

7/26/2012 12:37:05 AM

Str8BacardiL
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I had steaks at angus barn last night, blackened with potatoes, and wine, and soem pickles and olives and shit.

My farts today could peel the paint off a tractor.

7/26/2012 12:39:17 AM

wdprice3
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I just had a 12er.

7/26/2012 8:00:01 AM

ALkatraz
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After this



plus this



and these



equals about a

13

7/26/2012 8:36:25 AM

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bttt

1/14/2014 12:21:35 AM

Hiro
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I usually really enjoy it. I know when I've baked a good one though...

1/14/2014 12:36:10 AM

JeffreyBSG
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my farts always smell awesome to me

but some smell more awesome than others

thread title should have been, "How good do your farts smell...to you..."

1/14/2014 1:09:13 AM

EMCE
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100% depends on my diet. If normal, it just doesn't really smell at all...


If I eat some Indian food, or five guys....good lord, run for the hills

1/14/2014 6:15:45 AM

Exiled
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Generally bearable, but after a night of drinking a gas mask is suggested.

1/14/2014 8:37:43 AM

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I have noticed that the warmer they are the smellier they are gonna be.

1/14/2014 8:38:35 AM

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bttt

1/2/2020 2:40:17 PM

qntmfred
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3.14159

1/2/2020 2:57:07 PM

justinh524
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Quote :
"there really isn't an issue other than going to the bathroom 6 times a day."


I realize this was posted 7 years ago, but jesus christ that's a lot of shit.

1/2/2020 3:17:56 PM

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been there

sometimes frequency doesn't = volume tho

1/2/2020 4:39:28 PM

BubbleBobble
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why you do dis

1/2/2020 4:42:58 PM

BigMan157
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i've had old man deep bowel farts for years now

fermented ones have started to appear every so often now, fuckin surprise kimchi mustard gas

1/2/2020 4:48:32 PM

rwoody
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i would like to say off topic, in the last year or so my armpit BO has gotten much more pungent, have to put on .25" layer of deoderant!

anyway, on topic, i went lowish carb and i think it made my farts way worse

1/2/2020 5:06:16 PM

StTexan
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I’ve noticed dried apricots and almonds eaten together give me glorious plumes of gas. It is my mid morning snack sometimes.

1/2/2020 8:10:41 PM

FroshKiller
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Sniffing your farts is your mid-morning snack sometimes?

1/2/2020 8:24:55 PM

EMCE
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Fart sniffers

1/2/2020 8:58:40 PM

NeuseRvrRat
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blackeyed peas and collards for new years day have produced large quantities of very stanky gas in my gut

1/2/2020 10:02:14 PM

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