The football game tomorrow begins 9:30am west coast time. I'll need to be drunk by 9:15 to be able to handle watching it.

Suggestions on best ways to get drunk in the morning? Anything to stay away from?

10/26/2012 4:27:41 PM

screwdrivers

10/26/2012 4:30:19 PM

^^ has coping issues

10/26/2012 4:32:56 PM

white russian

10/26/2012 4:34:34 PM

everclear screwdrivers

10/26/2012 4:35:47 PM

irish coffee

10/26/2012 4:37:33 PM

a nice stout or porter - just tell yourself its liquid oatmeal

10/26/2012 4:39:59 PM

Bloody Mary's and memosas

10/26/2012 4:51:21 PM

snakebite

float 1/2 pint guinness over 1/2 pint cider

drink all day and enjoy

[Edited on October 26, 2012 at 4:53 PM. Reason : ^ or that]

10/26/2012 4:53:27 PM

10/26/2012 5:00:55 PM

^

10/26/2012 5:23:43 PM

You haven't lived till you've had an Irishman text you at 530am to come drink with him

10/26/2012 6:28:52 PM

^^^ read this thread on my phone and was going to post that when I got home.

Well done. Awesome beer.

10/26/2012 6:38:38 PM

buttchugging. /thread

10/26/2012 7:27:37 PM

Is it really worth completely atombombing your day so you can watch a football game drunk at 9:15 in the morning? Probably.

10/26/2012 7:34:04 PM

For this specific game, yes.

Also, I'll be spending the entire afternoon helping a friend setup and then proceed to participate in a halloween party, so alcohol will be playing a significant role in my entire day.

10/26/2012 8:43:53 PM

I recently discovered that amaretto in hot chocolate is pretty much the tastiest beverage ever.

I don't think it's what this thread is going for, but I wanted to share.

10/26/2012 8:49:14 PM

Quote :

"screwdrivers"

This.

I tried smirnoff ices during noon state games, and it didn't do much to me.

10/26/2012 8:58:42 PM

sounds like you might be time traveling by the end of the night

10/26/2012 9:03:17 PM

beer is actually pretty good in the morning

back when i used to drink a lot more, it was a great way to start my day

and actually, your body metabolizes alcohol faster in the morning, so when you add carbonation, it's ON!

[Edited on October 26, 2012 at 10:10 PM. Reason : asdf]

10/26/2012 10:09:47 PM

ITT people who are just one stop away from the 12 step program.

10/26/2012 10:37:09 PM

or some people just drank a lot in college/grad school, but don't now since they have real jobs/responsibilities

10/26/2012 10:58:38 PM

I decided to go with Woodchuck hard cider. It has the same alcohol content as most beers but won't be so hard-hitting as a morning drink.

Mixing things in with hot chocolate does sound like a good start to the day though...I might try it with frangelico just to see how it goes.

10/27/2012 5:57:28 AM

Break out the champagne and make some mimosas! If you're gonna get plastered might as well go out in style.

10/27/2012 6:22:55 AM

I think I'm going the mimosa route for today's game...might as well since I'll be actually attending. Wine & cheese here I come!

10/27/2012 8:04:35 AM

well, its going to be the evening here by the time the game starts, so I will be drinking...and alone

10/27/2012 8:25:33 AM

But you're never alone on the Internet!

10/27/2012 9:13:30 AM

Quote :

"I tried smirnoff ices during noon state games"

WAT

10/27/2012 11:35:32 AM

Sundays we usually start off with a Bloody Mary or mimosa, then switch over to beer.

nothing like French toast and a bloody mary to get your Sunday started right.

yay west coast time!

10/27/2012 12:23:11 PM

[Edited on October 27, 2012 at 12:23 PM. Reason : double post]

10/27/2012 12:23:11 PM

you definitely don't have to get drunk to chill out and watch the early games

10/27/2012 12:33:51 PM

It's pretty tough not to be drinking when we're down 18 points.

10/27/2012 1:31:33 PM

it's beer o'clock here in CA

10/27/2012 1:41:13 PM

Clorox Bleach

10/27/2012 2:52:42 PM

butt chugging?

10/27/2012 7:30:12 PM

I've had A.M. drinks a few times in my life. The only non-vacation time was when a friend called me around 9:00 A.M. and said "We're getting drunk before noon."

I woke up with a hangover at 3:00 in the afternoon. It was weird. Don't do it, kids.

10/28/2012 1:32:52 AM