waiting on a parking spot someone was backing out of tonight, some jackass in a nissan comes into the parking lane and tries to pull into the spot the guy just pulled out of

i cut him off and fucking dared him to come at me, bro

/internet badass

2/10/2013 11:20:42 PM

also, ppl who take up more than 1 spot

wow

2/10/2013 11:25:30 PM

Once you get the 315s sqared away no one will try that shit.

2/10/2013 11:25:45 PM

w3rd

this one lady at work takes up 4 spots with her civic

2/10/2013 11:29:18 PM

http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/

2/10/2013 11:42:02 PM

^^^^^ if they actually succeed at doing that before you can cut them off and claim the spot you were waiting on, I recommend putting pebbles in all 4 of their valve stem caps.

[Edited on February 10, 2013 at 11:42 PM. Reason : ]

2/10/2013 11:42:18 PM

for the low price of 3.95 you can remove the guts from their valve stem... ( and leave it for them of course )


this gives you the added pleasure of imaging them re-inflating the tire and all the air blowing back in their face as soon as they remove the inflation device.

2/10/2013 11:45:20 PM

lol

2/11/2013 9:10:08 AM

How about people who can't parallel park? Or, more specifically, people who park two damn feet away from the curb. It's lots of fun trying to park between two jackasses who have done this and not be absurdly far away yourself. Hello...the entire neighborhood is street parking...it's not like you don't get to practice this every single day. If I can park an 18 foot long Crown Victoria properly in a parallel space, you can get your Corolla closer to the curb than that.

2/11/2013 9:24:44 AM

I'm constantly amazed at people who can't park.

Parallel parking I can understand (to a degree), it's something you don't always get to practice. But how the hell is that so many people can't just put their fucking car between the fucking lines? Honestly, is it legitimate ineptitude, lack of attention, a callous self-centeredness, or is it actual animosity towards other people?

2/11/2013 2:12:24 PM

cometh at me, brethren

2/11/2013 2:24:13 PM

^^^^^ haha, maybe I should toss mine in the glovebox...

2/11/2013 3:00:24 PM

I myself like the universal locking lug nuts (you know, so someone can't steal your rims?)

Replace one of their lug nuts from each of their rims (or just one from their drive wheel since they tend to wear out the quickest). Imagine how pissed they will be when they realize they can't get their rims off...

2/11/2013 11:00:29 PM

At some point it's just kinder to torch their car and be done with it.

2/12/2013 3:30:50 PM

i don't fuck with another man's automobile.

2/12/2013 5:18:36 PM

but a shitty female driver on the other hand....

2/13/2013 11:14:37 AM

If a man doesn't know how to park properly he's not really a man is he?

2/13/2013 12:57:16 PM