merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
But then she starts her period. 2/17/2013 5:29:14 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
lol. You got played, son. 2/17/2013 5:29:44 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
Blood is the best lube. 2/17/2013 5:30:32 PM |
Supplanter supple anteater 21831 Posts user info edit post |
#straightpeopleproblems 2/17/2013 5:30:57 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
It's a better problem than having to go up against shit dick 24/7. 2/17/2013 5:33:03 PM |
ComputerGuy (IN)Sensitive 5052 Posts user info edit post |
Is her anus, and mouth bleeding? 2/17/2013 5:59:30 PM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
Pwnt 2/17/2013 5:59:59 PM |
F1V3LSU All American 1530 Posts user info edit post |
This happens. ALL. THE. TIME 2/17/2013 6:07:00 PM |
theDuke866 All American 52766 Posts user info edit post |
Do her anyway. Problem solved. 2/17/2013 6:11:33 PM |
F1V3LSU All American 1530 Posts user info edit post |
Thats a rapin 2/17/2013 6:14:27 PM |
begonias warning: not serious 19578 Posts user info edit post |
hit that shit raw son 2/17/2013 6:14:37 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
2/17/2013 6:16:31 PM |
dswillia Q(o.oQ) 2190 Posts user info edit post |
I was with ya until the third frame... 2/17/2013 6:18:15 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
that one makes me laugh so much!!! 2/17/2013 6:23:30 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
lol 2/17/2013 6:26:12 PM |
Førte All American 23525 Posts user info edit post |
earn yo red wings, dawg 2/17/2013 6:28:09 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
Pretend like you caused all the blood with your huge dick 2/17/2013 6:31:01 PM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
You're afraid of the blood of a loved one?
Psh. 2/17/2013 6:31:13 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
EMCE & vinylbandit just made me LOL 2/17/2013 6:31:45 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
man... life sucks. 2/17/2013 6:32:48 PM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
I used to do that and yell "DEATH! By penile impalement!" 2/17/2013 6:33:03 PM |
paerabol All American 17118 Posts user info edit post |
never bothered me. put a towel down. do it in the shower. put it in her butt. you're gonna end up in there anyway. the shower, i mean.
take pics of your bloody dick. they'll come in handy later.
just kidding, that can probably only work against you.
[Edited on February 17, 2013 at 9:31 PM. Reason : yeah] 2/17/2013 9:30:06 PM |
Jeepxj420 All American 6755 Posts user info edit post |
Shower sex 2/17/2013 9:35:02 PM |
God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
Run that red light, pussy. 2/17/2013 9:36:34 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
+ Louis CK 2/17/2013 9:41:56 PM |
crazy_carl All American 4073 Posts user info edit post |
NO 2/17/2013 9:42:11 PM |
BJCaudill21 Not an alcoholic 8015 Posts user info edit post |
I mean I kinda feel like you should shower anyway, why does it matter if you're washing blood off or just girl-nut 2/17/2013 9:44:55 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
Y'know, the Louis CK quote has got me thinking, I bet most dads are willing to surf the crimson wave. I mean really, if you've got a kid, they're probably going to pee, poop, vomit, and snot on you at some point, so what's a little period blood? 2/17/2013 9:55:06 PM |
ComputerGuy (IN)Sensitive 5052 Posts user info edit post |
bitch better not be acting like she's doing me a favor and I might consider it.
Not my fault her body wants to destroy the linen of her uterus when my dick is demanding to take a dip in the land of enchantment. 2/17/2013 9:59:21 PM |
wazza31 All American 2433 Posts user info edit post |
The only solution to this problem is to clearly shit in her handbag! 2/17/2013 10:29:49 PM |
slut All American 8357 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "the linen of her uterus" |
2/17/2013 11:41:30 PM |
settledown Suspended 11583 Posts user info edit post |
OP: I don't see the problem 2/18/2013 12:44:00 AM |
BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Blood is the best lube." |
One of the two guilty truths that I have come to realize about sex. The other is that anal is actually cleaner than vag comparatively speaking.2/18/2013 12:46:43 AM |
KeB All American 9828 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I bet most dads men are willing to surf the crimson wave." |
ftfy2/18/2013 1:22:55 AM |
Doss2k All American 18474 Posts user info edit post |
This is what blowjobs are for 2/18/2013 8:23:10 AM |
BobbyDigital Thots and Prayers 41777 Posts user info edit post |
I remember the first time this was an issue in college. Alcohol and a much increased libido when she was ragging made it a no-brainer. Plus there's some caveman-like excitement about pulling out a bloody dick and blasting all over her.
Later became a statistical victim of poor BC method. 2/18/2013 8:31:21 AM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41752 Posts user info edit post |
Period tracker app ftmfw 2/18/2013 1:44:22 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
Your first mistake is treating sex like a commodity. Your second mistake is letting her dictate when you have it. Your third (and in comparison, extremely minor) mistake is caring about a little bit of a blood. Oh for three, your dick deserves to stay in the holster.2/18/2013 1:52:12 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
Pussy is a commodity. Maybe you're broke ass just can't get it. 2/18/2013 7:16:39 PM |
tchenku midshipman 18577 Posts user info edit post |
2/18/2013 7:25:39 PM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41752 Posts user info edit post |
just remember to put a towel down first 2/18/2013 7:31:11 PM |
Førte All American 23525 Posts user info edit post |
2/18/2013 7:33:41 PM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
I enjoy a good towel 2/18/2013 7:34:37 PM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41752 Posts user info edit post |
this one is already red
2/18/2013 8:29:01 PM |
4nik8r All American 801 Posts user info edit post |
Promise to not fuck her friend. 2/18/2013 8:42:45 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
Highly unlikely. With the exception of gunzz, I pull more ass than anyone here. 2/18/2013 9:05:38 PM |
smoothcrim Universal Magnetic! 18958 Posts user info edit post |
shark week is for knob slobbin 2/18/2013 9:22:44 PM |
Roflpack All American 1966 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "#straightpeopleproblems" |
#holeoptions2/18/2013 10:13:37 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
bwahahahaha...Førte. 2/18/2013 10:56:20 PM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Do her anyway. Problem solved." |
2/19/2013 7:28:57 AM |